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wonderlust
2009-05-22, 10:26
i dont think i will be giving one anytime soon in a car~

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_c rash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2)

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

Blabj
2009-05-22, 10:29
poidh

Elvis
2009-05-22, 10:29
Return of the Bobbitt.

0ni0n
2009-05-22, 10:33
are women crazy or is it just an impression that one inadvertently gets reading all the threads on bg

Day
2009-05-22, 10:34
What? She was sucking dick, that's a very normal thing for a woman to do.

Kiarax
2009-05-22, 10:35
Darwinism.

Kajii
2009-05-22, 10:38
did he cum?

zoobernut
2009-05-22, 10:39
Instant karma?

fstfrk13
2009-05-22, 11:00
saw this in a movie once, almost exact same thing happened. affair in a car in the drive way and the husband came home and ran into the back of the car. penis chopped off and the wife's jaw was broken. if you like your penis, don't do road head.

Mizango
2009-05-22, 11:06
saw this in a movie once, almost exact same thing happened. affair in a car in the drive way and the husband came home and ran into the back of the car. penis chopped off and the wife's jaw was broken. if you like your penis, don't do road head.

Totally worth the risk if you've ever had it done. Truth be told buddy must have not been packing too much meat if she can beaver your shit with one clamp. A real dude would have incapacitated her jaw muscles with his girth.

A strapping lad he was not.

Mizango
2009-05-22, 11:13
Nevermind, I just read he was Chinese. My point still stands.

Day
2009-05-22, 11:14
Thats some racist shit right there miz

Seraph
2009-05-22, 11:15
She was just very committed to the act. That's Dedication. :princess:

zoobernut
2009-05-22, 11:20
Did she swallow?

Mizango
2009-05-22, 11:22
Thats some racist shit right there miz

I call it like I see it pimpin'.

Meat
2009-05-22, 11:22
coming soon to urban dictioniary, the singapore vanjob

FNH
2009-05-22, 11:24
saw this in a movie once, almost exact same thing happened. affair in a car in the drive way and the husband came home and ran into the back of the car. penis chopped off and the wife's jaw was broken. if you like your penis, don't do road head.

The World According to Garp Robin Williams movie

Gunitsoldier
2009-05-22, 11:26
Darwinism.

hahahaha

Olo401
2009-05-22, 11:39
I've heard of what everyone wants, and of getting the shaft, but this is ridiculous.

Khamsin
2009-05-22, 11:46
Sin Chew Daily

Appropriate name for a publication that would cover this story.

Mizango
2009-05-22, 11:47
Appropriate name for a publication that would cover this story.

haha wow.

chillin
2009-05-22, 12:10
i bet the husband is laughing his dick off

Flattus
2009-05-22, 12:23
She accidentally the whole penis

Phla
2009-05-22, 13:14
i wonder if the guy knew about the detective following him around and just wanted something to happen so he knew his wife had set one on him... though, getting your dick bitten off is a little extreme, great acting though ;o

Mayareira
2009-05-22, 13:48
The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

Its because he hasn't watched Shawshank Redemption before.

MrW
2009-05-22, 13:49
If he were skull fucking her that wouldn't have happened.

Aleia
2009-05-22, 14:05
Damn, that shit is crazy. Although the husband is getting quite the laugh along with solid evidence for the divorce.

Mizango
2009-05-22, 14:08
Damn, that shit is crazy. Although the husband is getting quite the laugh along with solid evidence for the divorce.

Exactly, fucking greedy bitch. Talk about having your cock and eating it too...

Rockstaru
2009-05-22, 14:21
Did she bite off more than she could chew?

Neosutra
2009-05-22, 14:22
So that's how women earn their red wings.

Despain
2009-05-22, 20:09
i bet the husband is laughing his dick off

Hahahahaha

archibaldcrane
2009-05-22, 20:25
So that's how women earn their red wings.Well played.

Zigma
2009-05-22, 23:49
Totally worth the risk if you've ever had it done. Truth be told buddy must have not been packing too much meat if she can beaver your shit with one clamp. A real dude would have incapacitated her jaw muscles with his girth.

A strapping lad he was not.

Agreed... It is worth the risk. I also agree the guy must have had a small cock to get it bitten off so easily... however.. even the biggest cock... if you got the bitch nibbling on the tip.. that shit is coming right off.

Trajan
2009-05-23, 00:14
"We've got a bleeder!!"