Also, SAVE THAT BEER SERIF
i wish I was that beer
I don't think serif is very attractive on the inside. Might want to reconsider.
He's implying that your stomach is gross and would be sucked up through the straw if you were said beer, gawsh
Nah dawg it was a personal attack
oh yeah i see it now.
Why does your avatar have a ugly bitchfase on it
Should get a stud like Mark Harmon
late to the party, but lyn, those broads are nasty. Shaun of the dead zombie type ugly. Skinny bitch isn't TOO bad, better than the hippo exhibit he was showing us before.
Where are all the fit guys?
Oh god
God can't save you now
The fit guys are out pullin bitches in the club while you fatties emo it up here. Speaking of which, time to put on my shoes and get out of here
im a fit guy, but i suck at pulling over bitches compared to abandon, the pimp.
but i can pimp nina as ryu in breath of fire IV on my PSP. OHHHHHHHH! S N A P ~
on a serious note. i really have no game, lol. i just be myself and it works for the most part. as archi nicknames me, im richardd the big pussy, cuz im a big mother fucker and can bench your mom, but im afraid of live crab when i swim at the beach or spiders in general lolnot to mention a million other things
but shit, if i had game like welt or something, im sure i can give you bg pimps a run for your money. i dont have to rely on my triceps or a fat wallet when i got the classic nerdy charm son. im telling you, gamer girls (glasses are a plus, ask kyo) are a fucking catch son. dont let em go. those are the kind of girls i try to attract. i KNOW im a catch. i dont ever settle for half buzzed bar girls who think roofies are a great way to get exercise from built guys. im only fit because i enjoy the lifestyle, lol
fit is british for hot, which you are not