Vorsprung Durch Technik- 05.07.2009 Septimus

Septimus · 05-08-2009, 06:09 PM

Recently, Square-Enix announced that its North American Community Team would be doing a series of Pod Casts with various Final Fantasy related web sites. As we well know, doing interviews for this game is hard. Not only does the interviewer have to come up with a series of questions that are relevant to all of the people who play this game, but then the interviewees have to craft answers that evade those questions while providing answers that sound like they are made of words that contain absolutely no substantive information at all.

Fortunately we here at BG are always here to help! Using our state of the art computer banks, we have sent web crawlers to cull hundreds of thousands of forum posts, live journal updates, blog entries, and even twitter tweets to find the topics that are most relevant to and talked about within the population of Final Fantasy XI and pool them into our mighty databanks.

Then using a series of Psychological tests of the Development team and staff of Final Fantasy XI and multiple logistical regression analyses of previous interviews, we developed a protocol capable of taking these cutting edge questions asked by you, the Final Fantasy player, and answer them to within 95% certainty of how the actual team would answer.

So without further ado and with great pride we present to you, the Final Fantasy player base, the Square-Enix Final Fantasy XI Interview Generator.

Just another example of how we in BG labor every day to make every player's life just a little better.

Stuff we did that someone bothered to get a screenshot

Dynamis - Xarcabard

Limbus

Ultima

Yeah, it's sad, isn't it? Bad BG, bad.

Stuff we got

Congratulations to Aerides for Deulist's Gloves, Koga Tekko, and Bahamut's Staff.

Congratulations to Alleya for Melee Hose.

Congratulations to Barada for Bard's Cannions.

Congratulations to Ceiyne for Commodore Culottes, Argute Pants, and Cleric's Mitts.

Congratulations to Curtis for Summoner's Bracers and Assassin's Armlets. Congratulations to Deus for Cleric's Mitts. Extra special congratulations to Curits for obtaining Maat's Cap!

Congratulations to Darkdreamer for Mirage Keffiyeh.

Congratulations to Emmaline for Nashira Gages and Nashira Crackows.

Congratulations to Fryte for Monster Trousers, Wyrm Greaves, and Bahamut's Mask.

Congratulations to Gorion for Summoner's Pigaches, Scout's Braccae, Warrior's Lorica, Commodore Tricorne, Koenig Schuhs completing the full Koenig Armor set, and Saotome Kote for full Saotome Armor set.

Congratulations to Janessa for Askar Zucchetto and Shadow Cuffs. Special mention for finally getting a Kraken Club from that stupid BC.

Congratulations to Kazen for Duelist's Gloves, Melee Gaiters, and Usukane Hizayoroi.

Congratulations to Kiara for Bahamut's Zagnhal.

Congratulations to Kuno for Argute Bracers.

Congratulations to Marius for Skadi's Jambeaux, Bahamut's Staff, and Summoner's Horn completing full Summoner's Attire set.

Congratulations to Maxxan for Commodore Culottes and yet another Abyss Burgeonet.

Congratulations to Nicostrato for Shadow Coat and Commodore Tricorne.

Congratulations to Nickolias for Nashira Seraweels.

Congratulations to Popeh for Melee Hose and Bard's Roundlet.

Congratulations to Rocl for Scout's Braccae.

Congratulations to Ryphen for Cleric's Cap and Valkyrie's Fork.

Congratulations to Septimus's mannequin for Saotome Kabuto. Congratulations to Atumre for Argute Pants.

Congratulations to Shiznicle for Warrior's Calligae and Valor Gauntlets.

Congratulations to Slone for Mirage Shalwar, Etoile Tiara, Summoner's Horn, and Assassin's Armlets.

Congratulations to Sobius for Sorcerer's Tonban.

Congratulations to Sonomaa for Wyrm Greaves and Koga Tekko.

Congratulations to Tearshang for Monster Trousers, Etoile Tiara, and Duelist's Chapeau. Extra special congratulations to Tearshang for obtaining Maat's Cap!

Congratulations to Warthog for Bahamut's Zaghnal, Bahamut's Mask, and Duelist's Gloves.

And whose algorithm processed enough items to be this month's Loot Whore of the Month?

RAGNHILD! Congratulations for Summoner's Bracers and Amanomurakumo.

Join us next month as we find other ways of improving our lives through science, such as Chocobos with spinning rims.

Not Kuno · 05-08-2009, 06:28 PM

Woot. Me and sept worked hard on the generator so have fun with it. =3

Wolfknight · 05-08-2009, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Kuno

Woot. Me and sept worked hard on the generator so have fun with it. =3

great job it's randomness is really funny best I saw was:
"Question: We feel that Valentione's Day is too random. Can you please give us answers that contradict answers given in previous interviews?

Answer: The person in charge of Valentione's Day was mysteriously murdered in Bastok [S]."
or
"Question: We feel that the Rank 3 Dragon is too easy. Can you please not nerf it?

Answer: The person in charge of the Rank 3 Dragon fell into portal to the future."
I died laughing at these random references.

kazen · 05-08-2009, 09:31 PM

Question: We feel that Aphmau is too suck-tacular. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it?

Answer: The person in charge of Aphmau is camping Fafnir.

Rocl · 05-08-2009, 09:33 PM

Question: We feel that Beastmaster is too neglected. Can you please ignore us?

Answer: The person in charge of Beastmaster was hated to death.

Tyramut · 05-08-2009, 10:53 PM

Question: We feel that Pandemonium Warden is too vanilla. Can you please ignore us?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Pandemonium Warden because the Rapture is coming.

rofl

Epical · 05-09-2009, 12:03 AM

Hah.

Question: We feel that the Sunbreeze Festival is too confusing. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item?

Answer: The person in charge of the Sunbreeze Festival was hated to death.

toqabowl · 05-09-2009, 03:39 AM

Question: We feel that the Rank 3 Dragon is too hard. Can you please not explain how it works?

Answer: The person in charge of the Rank 3 Dragon is camping Fafnir.

awesome! lol

Tomiko · 05-09-2009, 04:16 AM

Amazing job on the generator!

Some of the ones I got:

Question: We feel that Level Sync is too over-crowded. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it?

Answer: We will take that back with us to Hawaii.

Question: We feel that Game Masters are too boring. Can you please tell us everything is working as intended?

Answer: The person in charge of Game Masters was used by beavers to make a dam.

For SNK:

Question: We feel that Cargo Crab Colin is too unrewarding. Can you please explain why GM armor is red?

Answer: Cargo Crab Colin is working as suspended.

Question: We feel that Cargo Crab Colin is too boring. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item?

Answer: We will take that back with us to the Jonas Brother's concert.

Question: We feel that Clamming is too offensive. Can you please not nerf it?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Clamming without our security blanket.

Tagus · 05-09-2009, 07:52 AM

Question: We feel that Brenner is too average. Can you please ignore us and pretend that everything is fine?

Answer: The person in charge of Brenner is stuck in a well.

Amazing. I wonder which Dev threw him there?

Alleya · 05-09-2009, 09:12 AM

Question: We feel that Corsair is too misogynistic. Can you please Cheese Sandwich?

Charismatic · 05-09-2009, 01:18 PM

Question: We feel that Campaign is too time consuming. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it?

Answer: We will take that back with us to ... Oh, you're serious? We thought that question was a joke.

Rocl · 05-09-2009, 03:16 PM

Question: We feel that Nyzul Isle is too masochistic. Can you please hit your JP Button to magically fix it?

Answer: Nyzul Isle is working as expended.

Question: We feel that Dragoon is too sleep depriving. Can you please refuse to answer the question?

Answer: The person in charge of Dragoon is playing Evita on Broadway.

This one looks like an actual question:

Question: We feel that Pandemonium Warden is too hard. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it?

Answer: We will take that back with us to Beadeaux.

Oh god for Septimus:

Question: We feel that Adventuring Fellows are too kinky. Can you please leave it alone?

Answer: Adventuring Fellows are working as attended.

Question: We feel that Sea is too too much of a waste of time. Can you please tell everyone complaining about it to shut up?

Answer: The person in charge of Sea is busy being cloned.

MoogleAura · 05-09-2009, 04:23 PM

Question: We feel that Cargo Crab Colin is too misogynistic. Can you please tell us that Steamcleaner's pop conditions have been changed?

Answer: The person in charge of Cargo Crab Colin is busy plotting a nefarious scheme with NegaDuck.

Karbuncle · 05-09-2009, 06:40 PM

Question: We feel that the Rank 3 Dragon is too over-crowded. Can you please make a video showing how to do it right that doesn't show us anything worthwhile?

Answer: The person in charge of the Rank 3 Dragon is trapped in the Apature Science Lab.

Question: We feel that Alexandrite is too hateful. Can you please explain why GM armor is red?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Alexandrite because your mamma's so fat that when she goes out to get the mail, people think that Shamoo got loose. Awww snap.

Apelila · 05-10-2009, 04:26 PM

Oh god I got an actual question I think:

Quote:

Question: We feel that Patch Day is too underpowered. Can you please not explain how it works?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Patch Day with anything useful.

LOL Edit:
Answer: The person in charge of Moogle Cap was killed by angry villagers for being a witch.

Ksandra · 05-10-2009, 06:31 PM

ahahaha generator is awesome A++!

Roronoya · 05-10-2009, 07:38 PM

I believe an actual interview question slipped in:

Question: We feel that Square-Enix Policy is too masochistic. Can you please give us answers that contradict answers given in previous interviews?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Square-Enix Policy unless you waterboard that information out of us.

Kaisha · 05-10-2009, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Question: We feel that Pandemonium Warden is too time consuming. Can you please make a PoL news post about it in a month?

Answer: Pandemonium Warden is working as offended.

This generator is starting to scare me...

Sonomaa · 05-11-2009, 10:44 AM

Question: We feel that Square-Enix Policy is too repetitive. Can you please nerf it?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Square-Enix Policy because that would make this interview helpful.

Stiker · 05-11-2009, 11:49 AM

Question: We feel that the Buffalo Blitz is too suck-tastic. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about the Buffalo Blitz because you have yet to accept Altana as your one true god.

ROFL

Crouchingllama · 05-11-2009, 03:16 PM

Question: We feel that Leaping Lizzie is too overpowered. Can you please ignore us and pretend that everything is fine?

Answer: We will take that back with us to the Deathstar.

Yuroko · 05-11-2009, 09:02 PM

oh wow:

Question: We feel that Cheese Sandwich is too hard. Can you please explain why GM armor is red?

Answer: The person in charge of Cheese Sandwich is in the middle of a bukkake.

i lol'ed

Tanish · 05-12-2009, 01:23 PM

Question: We feel that Blue Mage is too neglected. Can you please fix it?

Answer: We will take that back with us to the doctor's office.

Question: We feel that Blue Mage is too overcamped. Can you please tell us you fixed it, when you actually did nothing?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about the Blue Mage unless asked by a Japanese Player.

Lol!

Thorshammer · 05-12-2009, 02:03 PM

lol awesome

kazen · 05-12-2009, 07:15 PM

Question: We feel that Doctor Shantotto is too ignored by the developers. Can you please ignore it?

Answer: We cannot answer questions about Doctor Shantotto with information that players want to hear about.

Septimus · 05-13-2009, 05:16 AM

Question: We feel that Sea is too Cheese Sandwich. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item?

Answer: Sea is working as Cheese Sandwich.

I know that the update is good when I fear that this might be the one that causes Square to try to assassinate me. After this one, I think that were I to go to the next Fan Fest, Sundi would slip behind me and snap my neck.

Skjie · 05-14-2009, 02:18 AM

Question: We feel that Black Mage is too buttery. Can you please give more stuff to Samurai?

Answer: The person in charge of Black Mage was killed by angry villagers for being a witch.

Why yes, Black Mage is too buttery.

Clicking Ask again too many times. Fiancée hates you both, Septimus and Kuno.

Hayguyz · 05-14-2009, 07:02 AM

We feel that Level Sync is too nauseating. Can you please hit your JP Button to magically fix it?

Answer: We will take that back with us to Dick Cheney's underground bunker.

Question: We feel that Clamming is too delicious. Can you please refuse to answer the question?

Answer: Clamming is working as commended.

A+ would generate again.

Imitarate · 05-15-2009, 02:43 PM

We feel that Paladin is too fair. Can you please give more stuff to Samurai?

We cannot answer questions about Paladin for it would disgrace our honor.

Yeah, I have to agree. Creepy realism here.

05-08-2009, 06:09 PM	#1
Septimus Galkarider Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 10,698 FFXI Server: Bahamut	Vorsprung Durch Technik- 05.07.2009 Septimus Recently, Square-Enix announced that its North American Community Team would be doing a series of Pod Casts with various Final Fantasy related web sites. As we well know, doing interviews for this game is hard. Not only does the interviewer have to come up with a series of questions that are relevant to all of the people who play this game, but then the interviewees have to craft answers that evade those questions while providing answers that sound like they are made of words that contain absolutely no substantive information at all. Fortunately we here at BG are always here to help! Using our state of the art computer banks, we have sent web crawlers to cull hundreds of thousands of forum posts, live journal updates, blog entries, and even twitter tweets to find the topics that are most relevant to and talked about within the population of Final Fantasy XI and pool them into our mighty databanks. Then using a series of Psychological tests of the Development team and staff of Final Fantasy XI and multiple logistical regression analyses of previous interviews, we developed a protocol capable of taking these cutting edge questions asked by you, the Final Fantasy player, and answer them to within 95% certainty of how the actual team would answer. So without further ado and with great pride we present to you, the Final Fantasy player base, the Square-Enix Final Fantasy XI Interview Generator. Just another example of how we in BG labor every day to make every player's life just a little better. Stuff we did that someone bothered to get a screenshot Dynamis - Xarcabard Limbus Ultima Yeah, it's sad, isn't it? Bad BG, bad. Stuff we got Congratulations to Aerides for Deulist's Gloves, Koga Tekko, and Bahamut's Staff. Congratulations to Alleya for Melee Hose. Congratulations to Barada for Bard's Cannions. Congratulations to Ceiyne for Commodore Culottes, Argute Pants, and Cleric's Mitts. Congratulations to Curtis for Summoner's Bracers and Assassin's Armlets. Congratulations to Deus for Cleric's Mitts. Extra special congratulations to Curits for obtaining Maat's Cap! Congratulations to Darkdreamer for Mirage Keffiyeh. Congratulations to Emmaline for Nashira Gages and Nashira Crackows. Congratulations to Fryte for Monster Trousers, Wyrm Greaves, and Bahamut's Mask. Congratulations to Gorion for Summoner's Pigaches, Scout's Braccae, Warrior's Lorica, Commodore Tricorne, Koenig Schuhs completing the full Koenig Armor set, and Saotome Kote for full Saotome Armor set. Congratulations to Janessa for Askar Zucchetto and Shadow Cuffs. Special mention for finally getting a Kraken Club from that stupid BC. Congratulations to Kazen for Duelist's Gloves, Melee Gaiters, and Usukane Hizayoroi. Congratulations to Kiara for Bahamut's Zagnhal. Congratulations to Kuno for Argute Bracers. Congratulations to Marius for Skadi's Jambeaux, Bahamut's Staff, and Summoner's Horn completing full Summoner's Attire set. Congratulations to Maxxan for Commodore Culottes and yet another Abyss Burgeonet. Congratulations to Nicostrato for Shadow Coat and Commodore Tricorne. Congratulations to Nickolias for Nashira Seraweels. Congratulations to Popeh for Melee Hose and Bard's Roundlet. Congratulations to Rocl for Scout's Braccae. Congratulations to Ryphen for Cleric's Cap and Valkyrie's Fork. Congratulations to Septimus's mannequin for Saotome Kabuto. Congratulations to Atumre for Argute Pants. Congratulations to Shiznicle for Warrior's Calligae and Valor Gauntlets. Congratulations to Slone for Mirage Shalwar, Etoile Tiara, Summoner's Horn, and Assassin's Armlets. Congratulations to Sobius for Sorcerer's Tonban. Congratulations to Sonomaa for Wyrm Greaves and Koga Tekko. Congratulations to Tearshang for Monster Trousers, Etoile Tiara, and Duelist's Chapeau. Extra special congratulations to Tearshang for obtaining Maat's Cap! Congratulations to Warthog for Bahamut's Zaghnal, Bahamut's Mask, and Duelist's Gloves. And whose algorithm processed enough items to be this month's Loot Whore of the Month? RAGNHILD! Congratulations for Summoner's Bracers and Amanomurakumo. Join us next month as we find other ways of improving our lives through science, such as Chocobos with spinning rims. Last edited by Ragns; 07-17-2009 at 04:48 PM.

05-09-2009, 06:40 PM	#15
Karbuncle Chram Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,553	Question: We feel that the Rank 3 Dragon is too over-crowded. Can you please make a video showing how to do it right that doesn't show us anything worthwhile? Answer: The person in charge of the Rank 3 Dragon is trapped in the Apature Science Lab. Question: We feel that Alexandrite is too hateful. Can you please explain why GM armor is red? Answer: We cannot answer questions about Alexandrite because your mamma's so fat that when she goes out to get the mail, people think that Shamoo got loose. Awww snap. Last edited by Karbuncle; 05-09-2009 at 06:51 PM.

05-08-2009, 06:28 PM	#2
Not Kuno The God Damn Kuno Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NYC Posts: 10,603 FFXI Server: Bahamut	Woot. Me and sept worked hard on the generator so have fun with it. =3

05-08-2009, 09:31 PM	#4
kazen This isnt going so well guys. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hagerstown, MD Posts: 3,077 FFXI Server: Bahamut	Question: We feel that Aphmau is too suck-tacular. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it? Answer: The person in charge of Aphmau is camping Fafnir.

05-08-2009, 09:33 PM	#5
Rocl The Once and Future Wamoura Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unfortunately, New Jersey Posts: 10,972 FFXI Server: Bahamut WoW Realm: Quel'Thalas Aion Server: Thor	Question: We feel that Beastmaster is too neglected. Can you please ignore us? Answer: The person in charge of Beastmaster was hated to death.

05-08-2009, 10:53 PM	#6
Tyramut You wouldn't download a car Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 215	Question: We feel that Pandemonium Warden is too vanilla. Can you please ignore us? Answer: We cannot answer questions about Pandemonium Warden because the Rapture is coming. rofl

05-09-2009, 12:03 AM	#7
Epical Hayleystrator Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,613	Hah. Question: We feel that the Sunbreeze Festival is too confusing. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item? Answer: The person in charge of the Sunbreeze Festival was hated to death.

05-09-2009, 03:39 AM	#8
toqabowl Spam Forum Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SW chicago Posts: 155	Question: We feel that the Rank 3 Dragon is too hard. Can you please not explain how it works? Answer: The person in charge of the Rank 3 Dragon is camping Fafnir. awesome! lol

05-09-2009, 04:16 AM	#9
Tomiko Chram Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: WA Posts: 2,725 FFXI Server: Ramuh	Amazing job on the generator! Some of the ones I got: Question: We feel that Level Sync is too over-crowded. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it? Answer: We will take that back with us to Hawaii. Question: We feel that Game Masters are too boring. Can you please tell us everything is working as intended? Answer: The person in charge of Game Masters was used by beavers to make a dam. For SNK: Question: We feel that Cargo Crab Colin is too unrewarding. Can you please explain why GM armor is red? Answer: Cargo Crab Colin is working as suspended. Question: We feel that Cargo Crab Colin is too boring. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item? Answer: We will take that back with us to the Jonas Brother's concert. Question: We feel that Clamming is too offensive. Can you please not nerf it? Answer: We cannot answer questions about Clamming without our security blanket.

05-09-2009, 07:52 AM	#10
Tagus king future Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: born and raised on lake michigan Posts: 662 FFXI Server: Alexander	Question: We feel that Brenner is too average. Can you please ignore us and pretend that everything is fine? Answer: The person in charge of Brenner is stuck in a well. Amazing. I wonder which Dev threw him there?

05-09-2009, 09:12 AM	#11
Alleya White Box Princess Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in ur base Posts: 3,274	Question: We feel that Corsair is too misogynistic. Can you please Cheese Sandwich?

05-09-2009, 01:18 PM	#12
Charismatic Too high to understand english Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: a place of settlement, activity, or residence Posts: 5,120	Question: We feel that Campaign is too time consuming. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it? Answer: We will take that back with us to ... Oh, you're serious? We thought that question was a joke.

05-09-2009, 03:16 PM	#13
Rocl The Once and Future Wamoura Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unfortunately, New Jersey Posts: 10,972 FFXI Server: Bahamut WoW Realm: Quel'Thalas Aion Server: Thor	Question: We feel that Nyzul Isle is too masochistic. Can you please hit your JP Button to magically fix it? Answer: Nyzul Isle is working as expended. Question: We feel that Dragoon is too sleep depriving. Can you please refuse to answer the question? Answer: The person in charge of Dragoon is playing Evita on Broadway. This one looks like an actual question: Question: We feel that Pandemonium Warden is too hard. Can you please ban everyone who has ever done it? Answer: We will take that back with us to Beadeaux. Oh god for Septimus: Question: We feel that Adventuring Fellows are too kinky. Can you please leave it alone? Answer: Adventuring Fellows are working as attended. Question: We feel that Sea is too too much of a waste of time. Can you please tell everyone complaining about it to shut up? Answer: The person in charge of Sea is busy being cloned.

05-09-2009, 04:23 PM	#14
MoogleAura ~Layton~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Nagasaki Posts: 471	Question: We feel that Cargo Crab Colin is too misogynistic. Can you please tell us that Steamcleaner's pop conditions have been changed? Answer: The person in charge of Cargo Crab Colin is busy plotting a nefarious scheme with NegaDuck.

05-10-2009, 06:31 PM	#17
Ksandra Yellow Fever in da butt Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Carlsbad, CA Posts: 4,991 FFXI Server: Hades	ahahaha generator is awesome A++!

05-10-2009, 07:38 PM	#18
Roronoya Rapture Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 43 FFXI Server: Midgardsormr	I believe an actual interview question slipped in: Question: We feel that Square-Enix Policy is too masochistic. Can you please give us answers that contradict answers given in previous interviews? Answer: We cannot answer questions about Square-Enix Policy unless you waterboard that information out of us.

05-11-2009, 10:44 AM	#20
Sonomaa Modzilla Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kingsport, TN Posts: 7,176 FFXI Server: Bahamut	Question: We feel that Square-Enix Policy is too repetitive. Can you please nerf it? Answer: We cannot answer questions about Square-Enix Policy because that would make this interview helpful.

05-11-2009, 11:49 AM	#21
Stiker Sponsored by Orton Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Irving, TX Posts: 3,959 FFXI Server: Valefor	Question: We feel that the Buffalo Blitz is too suck-tastic. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item? Answer: We cannot answer questions about the Buffalo Blitz because you have yet to accept Altana as your one true god. ROFL

05-11-2009, 03:16 PM	#22
Crouchingllama Hydra Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 149 FFXI Server: Carbuncle	Question: We feel that Leaping Lizzie is too overpowered. Can you please ignore us and pretend that everything is fine? Answer: We will take that back with us to the Deathstar.

05-11-2009, 09:02 PM	#23
Yuroko Rapture Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Singapore Posts: 25 FFXI Server: Fenrir	oh wow: Question: We feel that Cheese Sandwich is too hard. Can you please explain why GM armor is red? Answer: The person in charge of Cheese Sandwich is in the middle of a bukkake. i lol'ed

05-12-2009, 01:23 PM	#24
Tanish Rapture Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 25 FFXI Server: Alexander	Question: We feel that Blue Mage is too neglected. Can you please fix it? Answer: We will take that back with us to the doctor's office. Question: We feel that Blue Mage is too overcamped. Can you please tell us you fixed it, when you actually did nothing? Answer: We cannot answer questions about the Blue Mage unless asked by a Japanese Player. Lol!

05-12-2009, 02:03 PM	#25
Thorshammer Relic Weapons Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 352	lol awesome

05-12-2009, 07:15 PM	#26
kazen This isnt going so well guys. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Hagerstown, MD Posts: 3,077 FFXI Server: Bahamut	Question: We feel that Doctor Shantotto is too ignored by the developers. Can you please ignore it? Answer: We cannot answer questions about Doctor Shantotto with information that players want to hear about.

05-13-2009, 05:16 AM	#27
Septimus Galkarider Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 10,698 FFXI Server: Bahamut	Question: We feel that Sea is too Cheese Sandwich. Can you please make another tacky real-life item that comes with a semi-useful in-game item? Answer: Sea is working as Cheese Sandwich. I know that the update is good when I fear that this might be the one that causes Square to try to assassinate me. After this one, I think that were I to go to the next Fan Fest, Sundi would slip behind me and snap my neck.

05-14-2009, 02:18 AM	#28
Skjie Old Merits Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Greater Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,174 FFXI Server: Sylph	Question: We feel that Black Mage is too buttery. Can you please give more stuff to Samurai? Answer: The person in charge of Black Mage was killed by angry villagers for being a witch. Why yes, Black Mage is too buttery. Clicking Ask again too many times. Fiancée hates you both, Septimus and Kuno.

05-14-2009, 07:02 AM	#29
Hayguyz Hydra Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 114	We feel that Level Sync is too nauseating. Can you please hit your JP Button to magically fix it? Answer: We will take that back with us to Dick Cheney's underground bunker. Question: We feel that Clamming is too delicious. Can you please refuse to answer the question? Answer: Clamming is working as commended. A+ would generate again.

05-15-2009, 02:43 PM	#30
Imitarate Official Nannyman of Nikkei's Harem Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 430 FFXI Server: Gilgamesh Aion Server: Marchutan	We feel that Paladin is too fair. Can you please give more stuff to Samurai? We cannot answer questions about Paladin for it would disgrace our honor. Yeah, I have to agree. Creepy realism here.