Crocodilos AbsolutZero is looking for some new blood!
http://absolutzero.guildwork.com
(Yes, we have linkshell name diarrhea.)
Specifically, we are recruiting SCHs that can reliably stun, good WHMs, and well-geared GEOs.
Who the fuck are we? We're a linkshell. http://www.ffxiah.com/linkshell/Phoenix/Crocodilos. Duh. If you want some history, fine. We are the present-day iteration of Volume. If you don't know, you won't care, and even if you did know, you probably don't care. Suffice it to say we've been around for a long time, in one form or fashion. We've done Big Things® in the past, enough to dick-wave and say we were the first at a lot of shit.
Why should you apply? We're looking for a few new members to fill out slots for those that have since retired from the game for various reasons. And it's a MMO after all, so it's more interesting to play with people instead with ourselves. Yes, we even play with ourselves.
Are you qualified? We're looking for players who are still excited by this game, are willing to take constructive criticism if needed, and are seeking to get more out of their endgame experience than they've had in the past.
We're not saints. Far from it. But we'll guarantee half of you who we admit will have fun. The other half can fuck off.
PS. This is not a social shell. You earn the right to keep the pearl for social purposes by contributing.
Events that we cover: Delve fracture megaboss runs. Legion Hall of Mul. Odin v2. Other random stuff LS members need. Things that SHOULDN'T require an entire linkshell to do will not be considered. Go do your Empyrean on your own time.
Our events run M-F, beginning at 8:30pm Eastern.
We don't have a DKP system. We don't have formal rules except that leadership gets the final word. Yes, that means you have to like the leadership. Why the fuck would you stay with a shell if you didn't like the leadership anyways?