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    2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

    As much as it pains me to type it, congrats are in order to our current football overlords, the New England Patriots. It was a pretty good season overall, leading to many a funny post.

    However, now it's time for the offseason. The combine starts in 5 days. We have a little less than a month until free agency begins. After that, the draft. Then we can all bitch and/or boast about how awesome our team will be in the coming season. Here's a breakdown of what you need for the offseason:

    Here's a complete list of every team's free agents:

    http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/po...fl-free-agents

    Draft (fuck you for saying you cant see Insider):

    Top Prospects for Each Postion
    Kiper: http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft...every-position
    Mayock: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...2015-nfl-draft

    Mock's
    Kiper 2.0: http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft...per-Mock-Draft
    McShay 2.0: http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft...hay-Mock-Draft
    CBS: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/mock-draft
    NFL.com: http://www.nfl.com/draft/2015/mock-drafts

    And remember:

    because of course
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    God rest his soul.

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    Where else would be a better place to start than with The Dream Team!

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...lendar-choice/
    http://ll-media.tmz.com/2015/02/12/0...calander-1.jpg
    Either we’ve grown into a cynical society which looks for the bad in everyone, or the people who make NFL team calendars are just horribly without any shred of self-awareness.

    The latest calendar mishap is in Philadelphia, where the Eagles featured wide receiver Riley Cooper on the February page of their calendar.

    February. As in, Black History Month. As in, the guy who used the ugliest racial slur possible at a Kenny Chesney concert. He’s since apologized, and deserves a chance to make things right. But the Eagles also have the obligation to not create such an unfortunate juxtaposition.

    “If anything, it was an honest mistake,” Eagles public relations representative Brett Strohsacker told TMZ.

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    Cail, mocking the Saints for their impending salary cap is low-hanging fruit. You want to talk about how we're *really* fucked, you should talk about the Benson family.

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    A good OP

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    Postan, tappy, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutriss View Post
    Cail, mocking the Saints for their impending salary cap is low-hanging fruit. You want to talk about how we're *really* fucked, you should talk about the Benson family.
    Yeah, that's a really, really shitty situation. Has the potential to make the Dodgers' adventure with the McCords look amicable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Where else would be a better place to start than with The Dream Team!

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...lendar-choice/
    I laughed. A lot. Too much.

    Here's hoping the Detroit Stafford's retain Suh so we can still be called the dirtiest team in the league. May he pull out a shank at some point next season.

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    lynching with mr. cooper

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    Cail




    I cant see insider

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    Dibs on offseason OP next year if Patriots repeat, since this one sucked

    Wish FA would get here already. I want to know WTF is going to happen with the Revis extension.

    I think the Patriots may be releasing Wilfork this year. Maybe we'll release Mayo too, and bring in Knighton and keep Vareen. McCourty not going anywhere. Don't let Gostowski walk.

    Want Ridley to remain a Patriot.

    The off season sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celeras View Post
    Whichever quarterback the Jets draft, it's the other one that will turn out good.

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    Peyton Manning has told the Broncos he's mentally and physically prepared for the 2015 season

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    I got a little tired of my girlfriend (a Packer fan) giving me shit after the Super Bowl.

    This was her Valentine's Day card, spoiled for size:
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    (flowers and chocolates not shown in photo)

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    Her name is for real Andromeda?

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    Yup. Goes by Andie.

    Her Mom was a bit of a hippie when she was young.

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    wat does comcast tonight mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    wat does comcast tonight mean?
    We use Comcast as a synonym for buttsex. Because someone always fucked in the ass. Her response when she got it was "Thanks, fuckface. #nocomcast"

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