CSI:CYBER

[jinkazama]

YUSSSS! It's finally here and it may be the worst show on network television.

Anybody else catch Ep. 1?

[Cutriss]

http://threatpost.com/csi-cyber-we-w...have-to/111440

The show centers on the Cyber Crime Division at the FBI, a perfectly focus-grouped cast headed by Special Agent Avery Ryan. She is a former behavioral psychiatrist whose practice fell apart when–spoiler alert!–all of her case files were stolen by a hacker who then murdered one of her patients. Now she is on a mission to “turn” hackers one at a time to the path of righteousness. She is aided in this noble quest by the guy who played Dawson, former child rapper Lil Bow Wow, and the two h4x0r caricatures: a bearded, wisecracking guy named Daniel Krumitz who is the “greatest white hat hacker in the world”, and Raven Ramirez, whom we know is a hacker because she has dyed hair. Also, because her name is Raven.

Sounds AWESOME.

[Brill Weave]

I smell an Emmy!

[Melena]

Oh dear god. CSI seriously made my job so much more fucking annoying when I was stationed at Dispatch. Fucking idiots who watch that show think you can do an IP trace in 30 seconds without any sort of approval and shit. God this hurts my brain.

[SamanosukeShiva]

I couldnt watch through the first episode lol, so dumb.

[jinkazama]

Oh dear god. CSI seriously made my job so much more fucking annoying when I was stationed at Dispatch. Fucking idiots who watch that show think you can do an IP trace in 30 seconds without any sort of approval and shit. God this hurts my brain.

haha I can second that. Used to be a manager for sprint and people think I can just print their text messages out on the fly and trace their phones for them even though they're turned off.

[Pirian]

Oh dear god. CSI seriously made my job so much more fucking annoying when I was stationed at Dispatch. Fucking idiots who watch that show think you can do an IP trace in 30 seconds without any sort of approval and shit. God this hurts my brain.

haha I can second that. Used to be a manager for sprint and people think I can just print their text messages out on the fly and trace their phones for them even though they're turned off.

Have you guys tried enhancing the image?

[jinkazama]

Have you guys tried enhancing the image?

You mean the one caught in the relfection of a rusted bumper three blocks away?

[Melena]

Have you guys tried enhancing the image?

By enhancing the image you mean imagining myself beating them over the head repeatedly with their flat screen monitor, then yes.

[jinkazama]

By enhancing the image you mean imagining myself beating them over the head repeatedly with their flat screen monitor, then yes.

Very few monitors in this show, its all iron man technology. Holograms and all that good shit. I heard 2pac and Bow Wow were going to have a holographic rap battle.

[Melena]

Very few monitors in this show, its all iron man technology. Holograms and all that good shit. I heard 2pac and Bow Wow were going to have a holographic rap battle.

[TummieGaruda]

Oh dear god. CSI seriously made my job so much more fucking annoying when I was stationed at Dispatch. Fucking idiots who watch that show think you can do an IP trace in 30 seconds without any sort of approval and shit. God this hurts my brain.

This show is going to teach kids that when trying to solve a crime, you can make a GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address.

Also we always get a kick out of this at work. Fair warning, your head might explode due to stupidity, but he's gotta be trolling...

[Moss]

y'all should appreciate this breakdown of the first ep

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prosp...ble-csi-cyber/

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[jinkazama]

I did chuckle a little at that...