Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Aksannyi]

That's just heartbreaking.

I don't know how I would even react in that situation. It would break my heart for her to die, but also it would break my heart to see her suffer. Ugh. I don't envy that mother.

[notorious bum]

White Teacher Reportedly Tells Student That Killing All Black People Is on Her Bucket List

Ashcraft told 10 On Your Side the disturbing incident happened a couple weeks ago. Her daughter told her about the conversation with math teacher Cynthia Ramsey.

“That’s when she conveyed to me that Mrs. Ramsey had indicated that if she only had 10 days to live that she would kill all black people,” Ashcraft told WAVY.com.

Ashcraft’s daughter was in Ramsey’s classroom eating lunch. Ashcraft said there were several others students around when Ramsey allegedly made the racist remarks.

http://wavy.com/2014/10/29/teacher-s...acist-remarks/

[myreality]

http://nypost.com/2014/11/01/incestu...ed-in-alabama/

Incestuous child group sex ring uncovered in Alabama

I....I don't even know how CPS failed to uncover this despite so many allegations against the family. Poor poor kids......

[archibaldcrane]

http://nypost.com/2014/11/01/incestu...ed-in-alabama/





I....I don't even know how CPS failed to uncover this despite so many allegations against the family. Poor poor kids......

Alabama

[Byrthnoth]

On the upside, it seems like they have pretty weak evidence that Brittney is dead and they aren't bothering to look for her.

[Priran]

4chan straight-up murders a woman

The victim, a woman believed to be in her 30s, was found in her unit at the South Park Greens Apartments in the 4000 block of Madrona Drive Southeast in South Kitsap Tuesday afternoon.

A family member discovered her body at about 3:30 p.m. and called police.
Investigators said that based on the crime scene, the death appears to be a homicide.

...


On 4chan, the message was surrounded by photos of a dead woman's body, possibly the victim. The victim appears nude, with marks on her throat. The comment next to the photos reads, "Check the news for Port Orchard Washington in a few hours. Her son will be home from school soon. He'll find her, then call the cops. I just wanted to share the pics before they find me. I bought a BB gun that looks realistic enough. When they come, I'll pull it and it will be suicide by cop. I understand the doubts. Just check the f------ news. I have to lose my phone now."

The (archived) thread. Gore, NSFL obviously.
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[Aksannyi]

What the shit.

[Eticket]

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Searc...281401131.html

NEWPORT, Ore. – A body of a 6-year-old boy was found in Yaquina Bay late Monday night after police said they received a 911 call from his mother, telling them she had thrown her son off Yaquina Bay Bridge.

Spoiler: show

Fairly sure I know the dad in this case. Not sure that makes any real difference aside from providing the worst answer ever to 'hey whatever happened to so and so'?

[Acevalefor]

There is nonstop invasive coverage of that story right now. The fucking media circus is quite ridiculous. They are harassing anybody that may have even known the family peripherally. I don't recommend mentioning to anyone that you know the father. Fucking Fox12 has been spamming photos of the boy and mother as well as prison footage of the mother. It pisses me off that they are dragging the boy's story out for fucking ratings.

[Eticket]

Yeah, it's pretty horrid all around.

I was right. Met the guy nearly 15 years ago. He married one of my friends. They got divorced very quickly afterward and I never heard from him again. He was a decent guy. What a shitstorm.

[Kyreth]

AC/DC drummer attempts dirty deeds done dirt cheap, arrested trying to procure the murder of two men:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/201...g-to-procure-a

[Cantih]

There's a dumb drummer joke somewhere in there.

[notorious bum]

Damn, pops is gonna hate this story lmao

[Kyreth]

Update: Procurement charges dropped, though they're still charging him with threatening to kill someone-

http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/06/world/...html?hpt=hp_t2

If he was in the US, he'd likely sue the shit out of them over it, but dunno about New Zealand.

[Eticket]

First they catch the 4chan guy about 5 minutes from my place. Then this guy is swinging a machete around at people even closer to me.

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/crime/...hase/18618845/

[Acevalefor]

First they catch the 4chan guy about 5 minutes from my place. Then this guy is swinging a machete around at people even closer to me.

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/crime/...hase/18618845/

I have been watching this shit. This is about 10 minutes away from me. I am between Metzger and Tigard right by the freeway. One of these days, something crazy involving a police chase is going to happen in our neighborhood.

[myreality]

http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/Sing...ail/story.html

Single men and women banned from park just in case they are pedophiles.

Shame on you single people and your sick thoughts (just in case)!

[Suvhater]

So if a man and boy are already in a committed pedo relationship that's ok. They just don't want it to be a spot to pick up on single young children.

[Aleth]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...t-9799584.html

Tropical spider burrows into mans chest.

This is nightmare fuel.

(The article incorrectly says it got in through his "stomach" but they really just mean the outside of his abdomen.)

[BaneTheBrawler]

that's a shame, self immolation is a painful way to go