Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

**Marootsoobutsu** · 2015-07-07 08:20

Originally Posted by Tekki

http://www.wthr.com/story/29489819/f...on-jared-fogle

Subway Jared's house raided over kiddie porn...

Jared pushing 6"s to kids just got a lot creepier.

**kuronosan** · 2015-07-07 09:57

Originally Posted by Marootsoobutsu

Jared pushing 6"s to kids just got a lot creepier.

Eat Fresh!

**Anoat** · 2015-07-07 17:24

I don't know if I want to live in a world where Subway Jared has child porn. Say it ain't so!

**Tricen** · 2015-07-07 17:34

I think it has to do with exec director of his foundation. It could very well be a witch hunt or something. He's not under arrest and he's cooperating and everything. It wouldn't surprise me if the guy that was caught is trying to point fingers for reasons or something. Or Jared is a pedo. Kinda seems like he may not be though

**Melena** · 2015-07-07 18:55

Originally Posted by kuronosan

All the news outlets are confirming he worked as Gaston.

I guess no one lights up a mortar and dies like Gaston.

He did work as Gaston but there are several and he want there when the video of the girl telling him off was made. Was only there a few months. You'd be amazed at what Disney goes through to ensure in costume you can't tell two identical characters apart.

**Coren** · 2015-07-09 10:20

Apparently all stores had to take Jared down from their displays... but subway corporate told them to just hide everything in the back until further notice. Some stores chucked him in the garbage can anyway.

**Aksannyi** · 2015-07-09 13:36

http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/0...them-off-head/

So the mom of that dude who lit the firework off his head now wants Maine to change the laws about who can purchase fireworks. Instead of, you know, recognizing that normal people don't put fucking fireworks on their goddamn head.

**TsingTao** · 2015-07-09 14:02

Living with the fact that your child died a stupid, pointless, completely avoidable death can't be easy. I'm not surprised to see her try and point the blame at someone else. That doesn't make it less idiotic...just understandable.

**6souls** · 2015-07-09 14:59

Clearly Maine needs to require all fireworks to have a breathalyzer installed before they can function.

**Xantavia** · 2015-07-09 15:02

Unregulated fireworks and now no permit needed for concealed carry in Maine. Dream state for those who love 'Murica.

**kuronosan** · 2015-07-09 16:43

But my son was such a good boy.

**Anoat** · 2015-07-09 17:10

Florida strikes again. Sturgeon leaps out of the water on to a boat, striking a mother and her 9 year old son and 5 year old daughter. The 5 year old girl died.

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/29...res-two-others

**Qalbert** · 2015-07-09 18:40

misread that as surgeon

**Brill Weave** · 2015-07-09 20:10

Originally Posted by Anoat

Florida strikes again. Sturgeon leaps out of the water on to a boat, striking a mother and her 9 year old son and 5 year old daughter. The 5 year old girl died.

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/29...res-two-others

Not sure why but I always thought sturgeons were cold water fish only.

**NynJa** · 2015-07-10 02:51

So 2 days ago some girl was filmed getting doubleteamed in public at the Calgary Stampede. Her initial response was to call everyone "jealous haters"...yet has now closed all her social media accounts. They (the girl and 2 guys) went to the police, and are citing "cyberbullying"...yet have essentially turned themselves in for public indecency.

http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/142...-into-charges/

**notorious bum** · 2015-07-13 13:41

Figured this would get more interest here than in the lame ass presidential election thread:

'I'm going to make you eat your words': Mexico's billion-dollar drugs lord THREATENS Donald Trump on Twitter account 'run by his son' and taunts the world after his dramatic escape from prison

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ampaign=buffer

El Chapo is my spirit animal.

**Byrthnoth** · 2015-07-13 13:49

That's really just the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Drug lord escapes from prison. One of his first actions as a free man: Trump bashing.

**archibaldcrane** · 2015-07-13 14:13

Trump is likely rock hard knowing that a murderous drug lord is backing up his racist characterization of Mexicans.

**archibaldcrane** · 2015-07-13 14:28

Oh lookie

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-price.html

**notorious bum** · 2015-07-13 16:05

And I've just read that Rupert Murdoch disagrees with Chump, defends immigrants. So there goes the wind behind those sails.

Call the FBI, hoe. El Chapo gives no fucks.

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