Jurassic Park 4 : Jurassic World (June 12, 2015)

[Vaspinne]

Good ole' T-Rex gonna save the day at the end.













And then proceed to not be able to use cutlery or masturbate with it's tiny little arms.

[Boyiee]

Movies gonna go godzilla and require the help of the non mutant dinosaurs to help stop the deep blue sea dinosaur

[Obsidian]

Looks cool.

[Ksandra]

I AM RDY FOR ANDY DWYER VS SUPER DINOSAUR

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[Krandor]

More than likely the hybrid is after em so their need to survive takes precedence over their need to eat

No that's literally Burt Macklin and his pack of trained velociraptors off to save the day against the evil mega Dino.

[Therin]

I was super excited for this until I saw the trailer. It looks horrible.

[Titanss]

I think it looks good, and who the fuck can tell if a movie is going to be good by trailers nowadays anyway.

[BadKarma]

I think it looks good, and who the fuck can tell if a movie is going to be good by trailers nowadays anyway.

A million ways to die in the west

[TummieGaruda]

Yeah, he's the IM3 kid..

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Are there friendly raptors now??
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Basically...

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Chris Pratt's character is a Dinosaur trainer/handler and he trains Velociraptors at the park. They are pretty much like hunting dogs and will help assist him during the hunt for the big bad T-Rex Hybrid.

[Kaslo]

Basically...

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Chris Pratt's character is a Dinosaur trainer/handler and he trains Velociraptors at the park. They are pretty much like hunting dogs and will help assist him during the hunt for the big bad T-Rex Hybrid.

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Then dance-off ensues

[Trigun]

Just makes me laugh. He's riding a motorcycle, in a jungle, along with pet raptors, and what looks to be a samurai sword (probly "No More Heroes" style).

[Brill Weave]

Just makes me laugh. He's riding a motorcycle, in a jungle, along with pet raptors, and what looks to be a samurai sword (probly "No More Heroes" style).

I fail to see how this is anything but good.

[tyven]

I fail to see how this is anything but good.

i struggle to come up with anything that could possibly be better

[Bregor]

That last shot just makes me imagine this all as some Burt Macklin fantasy.

YES YES YES YES YES

Burt Macklin: Dinosaur Master is the best premise ever

[Salodin]

I feel like they didn't have to go in this direction for these movies to still be entertaining... It's deep blue sea with dinosaurs instead of sharks. It's predator. It's alien. Can they even do anything after this?

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No feathers?

Jesus, this is everything that went through my head; especially the bolded. At least the originals tried to keep it sensible, at least as sensible as resurrecting dinosaurs can be. Really does not seem to be in line with the spirit of the originals at all. The plot choices probably have all to do with the toy marketing then anything else.

[Weltall]

That writing in the trailer...someone should be fired immediately for releasing this to the public. All hype is RIP.

[Anoat]

Glad to see that dude from Modern Family gets to continue being typecast as "smug dad who tries to be cool around teenagers".

EDIT: Maybe it's not actually the same guy, but it sure did look like him on first glance.

[Koul]

Glad to see that dude from Modern Family gets to continue being typecast as "smug dad who tries to be cool around teenagers".

EDIT: Maybe it's not actually the same guy, but it sure did look like him on first glance.

That dad was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead. He was this pompous douchey person. It was weird seeing him in modern family when it first came out with only knowing him as that.

[tyven]

That dad was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead. He was this pompous douchey person. It was weird seeing him in modern family when it first came out with only knowing him as that.

thats exactly how i knew him too. i couldnt believe the first time i saw him as phil dunphy

[Palin]

Why don't they have feathers gdi.


Also way too much CGI and throwbacks to the original. Part of what made Jurassic Park so good was the use of animations and creative puppetry to create the effects.