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    Relic Shield
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    Cool, we luv it!

    A friend found this on her old hard drive. It's from late 2003 or early 2004.

    Basically, it was a list of grievances some JP came up with against SE - which he translated into English. I found it pretty friggin' hilarious then - and still do. Had to post it here.

    This is what Square said in interviews and did in last two years



    User: Can't play solo

    Square: We made many hunting ground, so we could avoid snti-solo-problem



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    User: Someone has deleted my character

    Square: It's part of a roleplay

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    User:Can't make a proper party with large level difference

    User:So we made kinda lobby (in Jeuno)

    Square: Don't come together to one place



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    User: We can't go XPing cause we haven't enough healer

    Square: We strenghtend WHM and RMD. If you need healer, you just have to play them.



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    User: We hate your fuxxing Version up

    Square: Users are not get used to our version up



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    Square: Do what you want

    User: Hurray, we made a creative strategy

    Square: We haven't thought about it. Don't do it.



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    Square: Please come together, we'll do an event

    User: We are there!

    Square: Too many. Our server doesn't work. We'll cancel this event.



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    Square: US-Version launch

    Square: Please study English

    User: Its hard to play with them

    Square: Well, its just an experiment



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    Square: We made an auto-translator, play with English-people

    User: Your Tab-auto-translator sucks

    Square: Well, its just an experiment



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    Square: Go study abroad with FFXI

    User: The behaviour of newcomers are bad

    Square: We are happy to hear that all users are pleased



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    Square: Levelling is not everything

    Square: The real adventure starts when you reach maximum level



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    Square: Now we have Level3-Skillchain, you should search

    User: Tried everything, but found nothing

    Square: Ups, there were no Level3-Skillchain



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    Square: We prepared enemies for Level 100 players

    Square: Level-cap is 75.



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    (shortly after Zilart launch in Japan)

    Square: Don't go to remote regions

    User: We don't

    Square: Go to remote regions



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    Square: Make storage-second charcter, if you want own many items

    User: Okay, we made

    Square: Don't do this crap



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    Square: We have an great idea "latent MP"

    User: Bullshit (Square's idea was insane)

    Square: You don't understand anything. You are soooo fool. Okay, you don't get latent MP.



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    Square: You can play without spending hours

    User: No, we can't

    Square: Why? You can chat.



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    Square: We made an official message board. So talk whatever you want.

    User: Okay

    Square: You are not allowed to argue against us.



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    Square: We made an event-item which is useful

    User: Cool, we luv it.

    Square: It was too useful, so we make this useless.





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    Square: We increased storage-funcion of furnitures

    User: Useful. So we use it.

    Square: We make furniture expensive.



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    Square: Good thing will happen, if you level many jobs.

    User: We played many jobs

    User: We have so many AF and EX/Rare items. We don't have enough storage

    Square: You want to play with other job? Just make second character.



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    Square: We build a great Game-Master-System

    User: Swindler/MPK ect. Need help.

    Square: Solve your problems by yourselves

    User: GM are useless, so we don't call them anymore

    Square: Our GM-system is perfect, thats why there are only few GM-calls



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    Square: Quit, if you complain

    User: okay, we quit

    Square: Fine, then shut up.

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    LOL some of these are great XD

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    Square: Do what you want

    User: Hurray, we made a creative strategy

    Square: We haven't thought about it. Don't do it.
    How little things changed through the years, lol

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    These are amazing hahahahha

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    User: Someone has deleted my character

    Square: It's part of a roleplay
    SE trolls so hard...

    Square: Go study abroad with FFXI

    User: The behaviour of newcomers are bad

    Square: We are happy to hear that all users are pleased
    http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/u...tAsPlanned.jpg

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Amazing.

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    Thread of the year.

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    Square: US-Version launch

    Square: Please study English

    User: Its hard to play with them

    Square: Well, its just an experiment
    fucking lol

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    Those were all pretty great. The last one had me laughing pretty hard.

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    Where is the "like"-button, I need one!

    Awesome stuff :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Francisco View Post
    Square: Quit, if you complain

    User: okay, we quit

    Square: Fine, then shut up.
    Definitely my favorite

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    User: Someone has deleted my character

    Square: It's part of a roleplay
    I actually remember this one coming up with an NA player shortly after release as well, he had imported or something.

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    I'm personally partial to "you are soooo fool" and "It's part of a roleplay".

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    I kept imagining scumbag steve's hat on SE when I was reading this..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stromgarde View Post
    How little things changed through the years, lol
    omg I laughed so hard at that one...

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    Eh, guess my sense of humor isn't working.

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    I laffed at several of those.

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    Idk why but I laughed the hardest at this:
    Square: Don't go to remote regions

    User: We don't

    Square: Go to remote regions

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    I have to say this was amazing lol. It actually reminds me of conversations between me and CC

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    Square: Levelling is not everything

    Square: The real adventure starts when you reach maximum level
    We should leave this one on the Official Forums for Rosina.

    The rest had me laughing pretty good, especially the "it's just an experiment" to the English playerbase. Oh boy.