One had Megan Fox and one didn't, which makes one inherently worse than the other.
One had Megan Fox and one didn't, which makes one inherently worse than the other.
Which is which? -_O Hmmm The eternal struggle continues. Let's be honest, the supporting cast roles/scripts (humans) for all these films has been shit up till now. The only reason we were watching these films was for the hopeful nostalgia of Autobots & Deceptacons. Now, after actually bringing in a some good casting with Marky Mark, that part is partially done and sealed. But we now have the rest of the fucktastic Transformers shitting on our childhoods.
This franchise stopped being fan service the minute Bumblebee transformed into the new Camaro, and the gratuitous amount of product placement in every frame of every scene.
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My first memories of Transformers are from Beasties, so I'll probably see this just for the giant robot T-Rex (but that's not Megatron, right?).
Those are the Dinobot series. You would think the dragon was BeastWars S.3 Megatron.
I'm confused now, Megan Fox and the chick in TF3 are hot, so, while the eye candy is not needed in a transformers movie, its there so might as well enjoy it: that is to say, I fail to see how having a chick makes the movie better (or worse)
Michael bay transformed a shit movie into a shittier movie.
Yeah 2 was still worse than 3 even if you debate the hotness of the eye candy girls.
If Grimlock says "Me Grimlock give no fucks" I will buy this movie.
http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...dinosaur-6.jpg
That's all I'm seeing.
Title needs to be changed to "Age of Extortion"
Trailer looked like your typical Bay shit, explosions everywhere and some random chick who he's banging running around for her 15minutes.
my 10 year old will shit himself over this. my 13 year old will hate it. it'll give me a migraine, and my wife will laugh at us all.
That's when you get your revenge and ride her like Optimus Prime.
New pictures of toys, for those who wanna see what the dinobots look like.
Grimlock:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fv.../ku-xlarge.jpg
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fv.../ku-xlarge.jpg
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fv.../ku-xlarge.jpg
Slug:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fv.../ku-xlarge.jpg
Strafe:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fv.../ku-xlarge.jpg
Slug and Strafe
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fv.../ku-xlarge.jpg
Now, I'll be the first to admit my interest in dinosaurs dropped as I grew up, but I really did not they had found the remains of a two headed dinosaur. Thank you Michael Bay for informing me of this recent paleontological discovery.
More here:
http://io9.com/all-the-dinobots-that...ans-1523923475
http://www.seibertron.com/transforme...gallery/29430/
Toys these days are just awful
So Slag becomes Slug what a horrible name change. And how can you not have Swoop.. My childhood is forever crying.
Yeah, they have 5 names for Dinobots, but instead, they seem to only be keeping Grimlock. Also, if that makes you sad, look at the G1 themed bayformer.
The fuck happened to Slag and Swoop? Fuck this movie.
Snarl was always the best, you fools don't even know it.