Me too...
As for the first images I posted in this thread, I realize they're wordy as hell, but it's kind of the joke. It's a really overblown, contrived thought process leading to a disadvantageous outcome for the playerbase... mostly just my take on guessing "What the fuck goes on in Tanaka's head?"
I personally just think the man is deranged. I picture him sitting in front of hundreds of monitors, spying on our characters, 24/7. When asked why he does it, he says "with great power comes great responsibility..."
Actually just got another glorious idea, can't wait for the chance for this next one...