GW2: Try here. Stop.
Me: What the hell am I looking at? When do beta invites go out?
GW2: Soon. You're looking at soon, ma'am. Everything that happens soon, is happening soon.
Me: What happened to then?
GW2: We passed then.
Me: When?
GW2: Just now. We're at now now.
Me: Go back to then.
GW2: When?
Me: Now.
GW2: Now?
Me: Now.
GW2: I can't.
Me: Why?
GW2: We missed it.
Me: When?
GW2: Just now.
Me: When will then be now?
GW2: Soon.
Me: How soon?
NCSoft: Ma'am!
Me: What?!
NCSoft: We've identified the location of the beta invite!
Me: Where?!
NCSoft: It's the moon of ArenaNet.
GW2: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival!
Me: When?!
NCSoft: Nineteen hundred hours, ma'am!
GW2: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Me: WHO??!!
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