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    New Job - Gymnast

    A decade after its initial release, Final Fantasy XI is still getting new content. Square Enix announced the latest update today: a new job!

    Look below for first footage of the ponyplay's new gymnast job. Motion for the job's special abilities was performed by comedy duo Cowcow


    With this & the Google Maps collaboration with Google, SE are having fun trololololing this April Fools day. xD

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    This is why Provenance and VW Final Chapter were pushed back. True story.

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    If only they spent as much time as this doing something useful for the players...like ditching PS2 support.

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    Hopefully these things get rid of the sky is falling peoples who insist the game is getting cancelled.

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    i could get a little claustrophobic in SE's hallways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffy View Post
    Hopefully these things get rid of the sky is falling peoples who insist the game is getting cancelled.
    Silly ponies. Though I thought for sure I'd be seeing stuff about Trot of Echoes, new Friendship Damage Taken gear, and complaints about Blue Friendship procs.

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    My my my, would you look at what day it is.

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    Well played SE. Well played.

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    Wow, just wow.... April Fools' Day or not... I think that's the gayest video I've ever watched... and I don't understand shit what they said....

    Especially the last part... (the dance).... wow, lol, just wow SE. @.@

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    Saying Tanaka was retiring would have been a more potent April Fool's joke.

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    That would of caused a fucking uproar when it came out he wasn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by bechyni View Post
    That would of caused a fucking uproar when it came out he wasn't
    Which would have made it all the sweeter.

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    a day late and a dollar short I know...but man why didn't we have a thread earlier on good April Fool's jokes? For future reference or just good fuck with people moments-

    -Cellophane between the seat and rim of toilet, preferably with a "burnt out" (you figure out the way to make that half happen) light in the bathroom.

    -tape down the dish sprayer handle at the sink so when someone turns on the faucet water sprays them instead of just coming out the normal way.

    -for those of you @college, duct tape someone in their room and then blow flames under their door with a can of lysol and a lighter.

    -for those of you in the military, tape a block of ganja (the cheap stuff, don't waste you money) underneath the car of your dickish LPO and call base police....oh wait...

    On the gymnast job- really SE, coulda trolled much better. Let's really jump the shark and 1) bring in necromancer, 2) let SMNs call Neo-Bahamut, 3) give RNGs a Squall-esque Gunblade. Gogo fanboys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celebrindor View Post
    give RNGs a Squall-esque Gunblade.
    I think saying "Auto ranged attack will be added", "JA delay will be eliminated from ranged attacks", "Haste will affect ranged attacks", "Distance penalty will be eliminated" or "Dead aim will work on WS" woul be a far better troll.

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    yeah...now those would just hurt the mommy/daddy button....

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    I cant even see the silly gymnast video since its set to private. Way to fail SE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celebrindor View Post
    -for those of you @college, duct tape someone in their room and then blow flames under their door with a can of lysol and a lighter.
    Now I'm not some fancy big city lawyer, but I think this one is called attempted murder. Or at least assault. Especially once you catch the goddamn carpet on fire.

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    lol not if you're in what was an old ass dorm when you were in college in 1997, and the floors were wood, and you duct taped the door shut. probably should have mentioned those two factiods ^^

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    since when was wood not flammable? my friend used to run around school with a lighter and deo can, bitches loved burnt hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin'sLaw View Post
    since when was wood not flammable? my friend used to run around school with a lighter and deo can, bitches loved burnt hair
    will you quit accusing me of trying to kill someone in 1997? I might have given a few people PTSD, but c'mon, you guys are from a softer generation! Just because you all got trophies in tiny kid soccer doesn't mean a few flames here and there ever hurt anyone (ok, except maybe....naah, I don't wanna a temp ban).

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