How Gay is Your State?

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-23 16:50

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

First gays ruined rainbows and triangles, now they trying to make sports homosexual? Straights will be looking to take something from you gays, we just don't know what because it's been homofied. Maybe glee? Idk

http://www.tapout101.com/wp-content/...j-triangle.jpg

**Ashmada** · 2012-04-23 19:00

Originally Posted by Khajit

American culture in general seems pretty homosexual to me in the first place so it doesn't surprise me to see so much homo on that map. What other results could one expect from a culture obsessed with balls, jockstraps, and congratulatory male-male ass slaps? Not to mention all that showering together.
It was actually surprising to see sports as a "straight" trend.

Sport is for everyone. Gays love practicing it, straights are too out of shape to do much else than watch it on TV.
(stereotypes, stereotypes...)

(edit: alternatively: daguerreotypes, daguerreotypes...)

**braelyn** · 2012-04-29 22:55

Originally Posted by Ashmada

Sport is for everyone. Gays love practicing it, straights are too out of shape to do much else than watch it on TV.
(stereotypes, stereotypes...)

(edit: alternatively: daguerreotypes, daguerreotypes...)

But all these sweaty, wrastling men are giving me a confused feeling... >.<

But seriously, I find it interesting that some straight guys like to get together and watching some "ultimate fighting" (wrastling), where two men pretend to throw punches at eachother, then grope and hug eachother with arms and legs, and roll around on the ground for a few minutes before giving up and going to the locker room (???).

@viewers It just seems to me they could just be a little more honest with themselves and go watch proper porn or something... be a man and admit you like seeing guys dry hump eachother and get over yourselves.

**miokomioko** · 2012-04-29 23:15

Equating wrestling with homoerotic fantasy? What are you 12?

**Milkster** · 2012-04-29 23:18

Originally Posted by miokomioko

Equating wrestling with homoerotic fantasy? What are you 12?

Definitely nothing homoerotic about Wrestling in any form. Ever. Nope.

**braelyn** · 2012-04-29 23:33

Originally Posted by miokomioko

Equating wrestling with homoerotic fantasy? What are you 12?

Hey now, no need to insult me.

You aren't a wrestler by chance, are you?

**hey** · 2012-04-30 13:04

Originally Posted by braelyn

Hey now, no need to insult me.

You aren't a wrestler by chance, are you?

There's nothing gay about real wrestling. I can't imagine straight guys enjoying watching it though.

**braelyn** · 2012-04-30 13:33

Originally Posted by hey

There's nothing gay about real wrestling. I can't imagine straight guys enjoying watching it though.

Watching it seems a bit homoerotic to me. I mean proper wrestling, not the soap opera-esque type.

**Lucavi** · 2012-04-30 13:53

I dunno, either those Turkish oil wrestlers were tired, out of shape, or extremely and brazenly gay.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-30 14:07

Nothing gay about the singlet... Not a damn thing.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8x98GhSXIr...0/Singlet1.jpg

**Kuya** · 2012-04-30 14:28

Don't care if straight or gay, the wrestlers in my school look like the spawn of adonis.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-30 14:41

Grappling sports in general are pretty grueling on the body. Shit will beef you up in no time. Wrestling seems to take it to the extreme though.

**Kuya** · 2012-04-30 14:50

I should probably start taking up wrestling. For various reasons.

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-30 15:03

so what is the point of reaching in their pants in the turkish wrestling video

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-30 15:06

It provides grip (Not joking, it says that in the actual documentary). Of course Milkster found the gayest video of it.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-30 15:10

I just looked up the scoring system in collegiate wrestling and the time advantage is also called riding time. No joke.

Originally Posted by Mazmaz

It provides grip (Not joking, it says that in the actual documentary).

You'd get way more leverage by grabbing the outside of the pants. Dudes just wanted to touch each others junk.

**Byrd** · 2012-04-30 15:12

I knew Oregon was gay friendly, but being the "reddest" state on the graph is surprising. I'm going to post this to Facebook just to piss off my Seattle-area hipster friends.

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-30 15:13

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

You'd get way more leverage by grabbing the outside of the pants. Dudes just wanted to touch each others junk.

Video addresses that too.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-30 15:37

So the oil and pant fabric is the reason they do it... Which then begs the question, why add the oil in the first place if all you're doing is intentionally fucking up normal grappling techniques. The entire purpose of judo/wrestling/jiu jitsu/whatever is that it can be applied in a real world situation. Just sounds like an excuse for some muslims to get a little groping action going.

**Mazmaz** · 2012-04-30 16:37

Yes because people's cultural traditions have to live up to your scrutiny. I thought we weren't gonna troll in poopdeck.

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