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  1. #61
    The Defense is ready, Your Honor
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    Lord Longhaft
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    Gilgamesh
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    Mug'thol

    I'll take the first one, please. If I'm dead before 40, it won't be a real loss.

  2. #62
    Sea Torques
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    Shit man, they caught Nikita?!

    #8 - Reason for incarceration: Aggravated Assault
    http://img2.ranker.com/user_node_img...g-photo-u2.jpg

    Nikita
    http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...5-1287-857.jpg

    Kinda similar no? O.o

  3. #63
    Relic Weapons
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    Leviathan
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    Feathermoon

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucavi View Post
    I'll take the first one, please. If I'm dead before 40, it won't be a real loss.
    not her real picture. closest one is #2

  4. #64
    Old Merits
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    either there's lots more white women in jail than I'd have guessed or no one is attracted to the rest of the population

  5. #65
    Sea Torques
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    U'Dreka Andrews

    Reason for incarceration: Murder

    "I am incarcerated with a life sentence, but I believe that you can't keep a good woman down! Through all I am a soldier..."


    Oh dear...

  6. #66
    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Whatever happens if a bitch gets pregnant in jail? Like they get semen through the mail type shit.

  7. #67
    Sea Torques
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza View Post
    Whatever happens if a bitch gets pregnant in jail? Like they get semen through the mail type shit.
    Then the poor bloke who was stupid enough to donate said semen will be getting a bunny boiler on his arse for child maintenance.

  8. #68
    Sandworm Swallows
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    #35 "I enjoy working with my hands"

    I bet you do

  9. #69
    Nidhogg
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    Lakshmi

    #39
    "I hope I have piqued your interest as I do look forward to hearing from you and exploring every aspect of our new acquaintance. Have a nice day. No prisoners/inmates please."
    At least she has standards?

    On the plus side, at least 60% of them have to be bi-sexual.

  10. #70
    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza View Post
    Whatever happens if a bitch gets pregnant in jail? Like they get semen through the mail type shit.
    what do you mean what happens? they stay in jail pregnant till the kid pops out, they get like 2 days off in the hospital, state takes the kid, they go back to jail. Corrections officers be impregnating most of em

  11. #71
    Smells like Onions
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    Would hit.

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