[Asura] ForceofWill: Deluxe Platinum Thread of the Year Edition

[Ikarys]

Let's be fair and balanced here; he's just another self-aggrandized FFXI headcase in a grand, long tradition. Feiwong, Starr, Tyrese, and now... whoever the fuck this guy is. I don't even know.

[jmc]

I do not know about this. Enlighten me please!

I'll try to find a clip when I get home..... but Sheldon had his WoW account hacked, and pissed the FBI keeps hanging up on him

[Callisto]

I think this guy lives in my apartment complex

Spoiler: show

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[Mina]

I'll try to find a clip when I get home..... but Sheldon had his WoW account hacked, and pissed the FBI keeps hanging up on him

Hilarious! But Sheldon's too cool for this.

I think about the P4 Anime where Mitsuo (Creepy Kid) goes to the forums. Kid was messssed up.

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4704407_f248.jpg

[tisiphone]

Every time he comments about the FBI, I think of Sheldon cooper calling the FBI about his world of Warcraft account.......

Is this the right one? I could only think of this part from Big Bang Theory.

[Mina]

That's the one I was thinking of too.
I don't know if there are multiple ones.

[jmc]

Is this the right one? I could only think of this part from Big Bang Theory.

Hahaha yea that's it

[Apelila]

I like that from that video it went to a bunch of "ZOMG THE ILLUMINATI IS CONTROLLING YOUR MIND THROUGH CARTOON" verbal spew on the sidebar. Nice.

[The Blackrose]

Oh please, tardbucket over here couldn't hold a candle to Mitsuo's creepy craziness.

This guy is just functionally retarded. Hell, Inigo Montoya was too subtle for him.

[isladar]

Though it has been many years, let us bow our heads and return to the Book of Moblans, for all of this has been foretold. Please turn to The Apocalypse of Cross Server, chapter 12:

[3]BEHOLD: ye shall see two threads made, and yet they shall be of one thread, bound eternally by suck and lose, and by the MERGE THREAD button, of which ye ken not;

[4]FOR THERE shall be reports made unto Auntie, who whilst She interceedeth eternally for the Elect of BG, is totally downe with milking comedie from complete fucktards.

[5]AND YEA, there will be much spoken in tongues, streams of bile which maketh not sense, as the Elect of BG will not have the Wisdom to know how it has come that fucktards maketh an abomination upon their keyboards;

[6]FOR THE FUCKTARD shall speak of iniquities that are not known to BG: iniquities of lien, and marrows, we think, but are not entirely sure, because seriously, what the fuck;

[7]AND WHEN the Elect look upon these works they shall be bemused, for the fucktard declareth that those who ken not the violence he worketh upon his keyboard have never useth a phone to speak unto a woman for the purpose of doin’ it: he accuseth all of not gettin’ it wet.

[8]HARKEN UNTO the false prophecies of the fucktard, O ye Elect: for he shall know ye by thy hacking, the hacking which thou work, somehow, while not playing XI, for he declares unto to thee: quit it.

[9]AND YE SHALL rightly giggle, and post shitty gifs, because thy hearts yearn for the DAYS OF OLDE, when Tyrese did stand shorn before Sath, and was judged.

[10]FOR LO, the fucktard will spake unto thee that he will leave thee: he will do this early and often, and maketh many last posts within the thread; but do not think he lien, for verily I say unto you that each last post is truly the last until his next one.

[11]AND THERE will come unto thee a SACRED SCRIBE, inspired and blessed, and ye shall call her Mina, and she will make links for thee, and will be a blessing unto the Elect of BG.

[12]BEHOLD: he shall not furnish his GamerScore upon the altar, yea, not even his GamerTag, but mistaketh this not: he fears thee not, for he maketh headshots of all noobs, and will owneth all of the Elect; seriously, you guys, he just has not reuppeth his XBL account.

[13]HIS PLAN shall be of steps, but these steps will not be revealed to thee, but he will shake and prophecy and declare that all that unfolds is according to his will; he shalt declare thee his PUPPETS, and ye shall be compelled to F5.

[14]KNOW THAT ye shall F5, and F5 hard, for the slings and hilariousness unfoldeth seemingly without end, but whether this is because of his plan or because this fucking hilarious shall be a Mystery unto thee.

I’m going to skip down a bit, because there’s a bunch of “And he posteth one line to refute those who posteth one line” over and over again.

[97]AND VERILY his name shall be found upon the list of botters, and he will be named, but will declareth that he botted only that he might make a RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT against botting, for irony doth elude him like whoa.

[98]BUT LO, though his face shall be revealethed unto thee, he will fain refuse to change it, for many hot bitches will message him, and he will declare that the views of this thread are but a boon to his weiner, and the Elect of BG will shudder as one.

[99]YET FEAR not, for he will call upon the might of Federal Agencies, and will froth exceedingly at thy hacking, and wilt call out Auntie, who he nameth the Forum Troll Overloard; but he seeth not that this shall be the End of Days that the Elect have prayed for,

[100]FOR AUNTIE will read unto thee these words, and thou shalt know that all this was foretold, and She shall grant thee succor for a bit longer before locking this thread for eternity, for She spinneth more than the fucktard can apprehend; yea, She spinneth most.

[101]GREAT IS the rejoicing of the Elect of BG, who hath been a witness to this Vision. Let none blaspheme the SACRED SCRIPTURE OF MOBLANS, for it is factual at best. Go ye now. In Auntie’s name Amen.

Real talk.

[Rokku]

No words, just /clap

[Apelila]

I’m going to skip down a bit, because there’s a bunch of “And he posteth one line to refute those who posteth one line” over and over again..

I lost it. Brava. Bra~va.

[Mina]

Amen Forum Troll Overloard.

[The Blackrose]

A reading from the Book of Moblans.

Real talk.

[Scizor]

You should definitely release that as a hardback. Id buy it.

OP looks like a serial killer....that mug shot will be all over the news in a few weeks

[Ksandra]

this thread. fucking beautiful

[Shipp]

Buffalo Bill pic

That pic made my day.

And holy crap, 56 pages and no Godwin's Law yet?

Edit: 57

[tisiphone]

These last few pages had me laughing so much.

[Indalecia]

Speechy speechith of speechy things

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...5469602004.jpg

[Fievel]

Oh Book of Moblan, how I missed you.