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    2012-13 NFL Week 8: Now with more wedding photos and domestic violence victims

    (By domestic violence victims I am referring to the people banned in the domestic violence thread who also happen to be regular posters in the NFL threads, I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF ACTUAL DOMESTIC VIOLENCE VICTIMS, DO NOT BAN ME PLEASE.)

    BYE: Bills, Bengals, Texans, Ravens
    Ravens definitely needed this bye week. Joe Flacco has just been abysmal on both sides of the ball for them according to reliable sources. The defense hasn’t been too strong, the offense has been inconsistent because he runs the plays Cam Cameron calls so the rushing attack has been erratic, and unless Torrey Smith has a terminally ill aunt who is going to die on Week 9 we shouldn’t expect much production from him. And it’s all Joe Flacco’s fault, he won’t be the team leader and push one of his family members off a cliff or into traffic each week so Smith can get the motivation he needs to play ball. Tom Brady would do it, and evidence points to Eli having something to do with Victor Cruz’s grandmother passing on which has led to his great performance recently. Elite my ass Flacco.

    THURSDAY, October 25th

    8:20PM EDT

    Buccaneers at Vikings - Josh Freeman played a really good game against the Saints last week, but the Vikings defense is literally on the other side of the list when compared to the shitty Saints so far this season. The defense has done pretty well and only Michael Vick the 3rd has torched them this season and they have a winning record thanks to their easy schedule so far. And this is while Christian Ponder is their QB, unbelievable. Expect Adrian Peterson to rush for 100+ and Christian Ponder to probably go a 4th game throwing 2 INT but winning by the skin of their teeth.

    SUNDAY, October 28th

    1:00PM EDT

    Dolphins at Jets – Mark Sanchez. Ok, that’s not good enough? Tim Tebow. Seriously. The defense for the Jets is surprisingly good still despite losing Revis(Cromartie is getting a Pro Bowl nod if he keeps this up) but unless they can get Nick Folk in range on every single possession they have no chance unless Bizarro Mark Sanchez shows up again. Rex Ryan after the game will tear the head off of the first reporter who criticizes his choice to start Mark Sanchez again.

    Chargers at Browns – Bregor is the only person in the entire country who probably cares how this game turns out, or that it even exists. Browns to win because the Chargers can’t use sticky stuff to catch balls anymore.

    Colts at Titans – Apparently as long as Jake Locker doesn’t play, CJ496 can run the ball for more than 50 yards a game. Not sure how that works but ok, expect the Titans to win.

    Patriots at Rams – The Rams are clearly known for their excellent defense in the past 2 seasons. Only the 2nd coming of Emmitt Smith aka Demarco Murray and Aaron Rodgers(his QBR is really good guys, would you like to hear about it? Of course you would) can hope to penetrate this phalanx that is the Rams defense. No but seriously, expect Tom Brady to throw ~4 TD, they get 1 rushing TD, and then in the 4th quarter the Rams come back to within 1 TD because the Patriots defense is the saddest thing, they somehow are trying to be worse than they were last year it seems. Gronk will make headlines with a twitter photo showing him and some hot British celebrity in a hotel room at some point.

    Jaguars at Packers – Like, seriously Archi, if your team loses this game you will never hear the end of it. The Jaguars only good offensive weapon is out and Blaine Gabbert is questionable. And he is also Blaine Gabbert. Packers to field the entire 2nd string by the 4th quarter.

    Falcons at Eagles – Actually a tough pick for me, I like the Eagles defense and the Falcons last 2 games before the bye were not too good, will have to see if they fixed those issues during their week of rest. I have no idea how the Eagles defense will perform since the wrong coach was fired. If Vick was doing better this season I’d give them the nod but Matty Ice can win games in the regular season and only the regular season, so I’m sticking with them. Also fantasy points.

    Redskins at Steelers – Michael Vick the 3rd is going to destroy the Steelers. Whoever Ike Taylor is covering will have a career game because he can’t cover anybody, and it’s really difficult to properly defend RG3. I can see the Steelers being able to properly stuff Alfred Morris, but that’ll just leave more PA possibilities open for Griffin. In the end, this will be a flashy game on both sides of the ball. Expect Rashard Mendenhall to be a waste of a roster spot again.

    Panthers at Bears
    Spoiler: show


    Seahawks at Lions - Matthew Stafford has been horrible while Russell Wilson has shown some very good skills as a rookie this year. Seattle's played alot better at home than they have on the road this season(well for awhile actually, they tend to be very good at home) which is my major beef with Seattle in this game. But I like their pass and rushing combination against the Lions unless Stafford balls out.

    4:05PM EDT

    Raiders at Chiefs – Game of the day. When people talk about elite QBs, Peyton Manning and Drew Brees are…wait that’s the evening game. Oh, the QBs are Carson Palmer and Brady Quinn…expect some really great rushing plays from both sides, with the occasional pass and INT to allow the other team a turn at running the ball. Raiders to win.

    4:25PM EDT

    Giants at Cowboys – Giants are undefeated in Cowboys new stadium, which might possibly be named the Manning Dome and have a museum in his honor in it whenever he retires, since he plays better there than Tony Romo does. The Giants secondary is a lot better than Week 1’s matchup, the Giants have apparently found the running game they were missing for over a whole season in the last couple of games, and the pass rush pressure will do work on Romo. Cowboys secondary itself presents some concerns, but expect Eli to win. Oh and before I forget;
    Spoiler: show













    8:20PM EDT

    Saints at Broncos – This might be the most exciting second half of football all day. Brees plays great during garbage time and Peytons neck needs to warms up for 2-3 quarters. Expect the Broncos to win at home and Saints fans to cry at home.

    MONDAY, October 29th

    8:30PM EDT

    49ers at Cardinals – The NFC West has been surprisingly good for the most part this season(except the Rams), but with Skelton leading the Cards I can’t take them seriously. Kolb was one of the most sacked QBs in the league(27 in 6 games) before getting injured, and the 49ers defense is scary good. Expect Skelton to get tossed around like a drunk girl at a frat party.

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    If Harrison Smith doesn't lay the shit out of Vincent Jackson this week I am going to be disappointed.

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    i love this thread except that its not matt cassell v. carson palmer. its brady quinn v. carson palmer.

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    Re: 2012-13 NFL Week 8: Now with more wedding photos and domestic violence victims

    Its missing some actual wed photos and that Romo gif on his knees from week... 5? But the bye week paragraph makes up for it.
    8/10 would domestic abuse my greek wedding again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadKarma View Post
    Tweek's Dad?

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    Sean Lee out for the season. Game over.

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    hey valisk is back (in spirit)

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    Re: 2012-13 NFL Week 8: Now with more wedding photos and domestic violence victims

    WAY TO REUSE MY PIC FROM LAST WEEK CLEVER


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Tweek's Dad?
    l-o-fucking-l

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    glorious, 2 threads simultaneously!

    NFL thread co. occupy general

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    i too think broncos/saints will be a good game.. which i'm glad cause sunday night games are the best viewing for me (best stream cause nbc slowly figuring it out >.>)

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    2012-13 NFL Week 8: Now with more wedding photos and domestic violence victims

    Charles Tillman has been named the NFC Defensive Player of the Week again. He's won that award the last 2 weeks he's played. Not bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinox View Post
    Charles Tillman has been named the NFC Defensive Player of the Week again. He's won that award the last 2 weeks he's played. Not bad!
    inb4 HoF bullshit.

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    OP missing a game. I don't think it's deliberate, although Seahawks @ Lions isn't a particularly sexy game for anyone, so maybe.

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    Re: 2012-13 NFL Week 8: Now with more wedding photos and domestic violence victims

    Quote Originally Posted by Byrd View Post
    OP missing a game. I don't think it's deliberate, although Seahawks @ Lions isn't a particularly sexy game for anyone, so maybe.
    DAMNIT CLEVERNESS

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    Btw, fuck Warren Moon for comparing Cam to Cutty. And fuck America for voting Cutty the least liked QB. I blame Packer and Cowboy fans.

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    I'm hoping for SF to throw away the Skelton key.

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    I like da title. No idea what to expect against the Eagles on Sunday, they always seem to have our number.

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    atl has won the last two years, last year being that crazy shootout where we had Mike Kafka in the 4th quarter

    the last eagles win I remember was 2009 when they benched McNabb for Vick in the 4th to give the Georgia Dome what it wanted, and the Eagles won 37-7 after Roddy White scored with 2 seconds left

    also, asante samuel is running his mouth off, so I'm sure he'll get a pick on Sunday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    And fuck America for voting Cutty the least liked QB.
    article
    Those quarterback not in the fans’ best graces: Jay Cutler (21% appeal), Michael Vick (23%), Matt Leinart (26%), Kyle Orton (27%), Tony Romo (27%), Mark Sanchez (31%) and Brady Quinn (31%).



    If you're only source of information about football was BG you wouldn't believe stats like these, Roethlisberger didn't even make the top 5.

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