Fantastic Four (August 7, 2015)

**Dimmauk** · 2014-02-20 19:10

I can't wait for the new torch to burn a Nike swoosh onto something

**tyven** · 2014-02-20 20:24

LOL

**Abandon** · 2014-02-20 21:50

fucking lol

**Abandon** · 2014-02-20 21:52

Originally Posted by Krandor

Leave it to the black man to pull the racism card.

quiet, puddle pirate

**Lordender** · 2014-02-20 22:15

Movie will be dead on arrival.

Looks like a gigantic shit sandwich.

**Obsidian** · 2014-02-20 22:25

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

I can't wait for the new torch to burn a Nike swoosh onto something

May as well lock this thread and start another one. No one's topping this.

**Indalecia** · 2014-02-21 11:14

Originally Posted by Abandon

why yall niggas so upset they puttin a moon cricket in that role?

Dunno bout everyone else, but I'm pissed because:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...-wallpaper.jpg

It's pretty much a given it's going to be bad.

**grantlogan** · 2014-02-21 11:21

They should've gone all out in the race-change casting. Make Thing asian, Reed an eskimo and Sue a fat samoan.

**kuronosan** · 2014-02-21 12:20

Originally Posted by grantlogan

They should've gone all out in the race-change casting. Make Thing asian, Reed an eskimo and Sue a fat samoan.

THE FANTASTIC FARTERS AMIRITE?

**Headspace** · 2014-02-21 12:22

At least we'll get some diversity in the porn parody of this movie

**Dimmauk** · 2014-02-21 12:25

Originally Posted by Headspace

At least we'll get some diversity in the porn parody of this movie

LOLing at the thought of the Mr. Fantastic fake super penis.

**Krandor** · 2014-02-21 12:35

Brodie would be proud.

**Cichy** · 2014-02-21 16:33

I think I rather have a 3rd movie with the old cast than this one

**Obsidian** · 2014-02-21 16:45

I'd rather have movies with Jessica Alba than without her, too.

**Sho** · 2014-02-21 17:36

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

I can't wait for the new torch to burn a Nike swoosh onto something

Why are you so amazing.

**Senji** · 2014-02-21 23:50

Originally Posted by Cichy

I think I rather have silver surfer movies with no earth than this one

Ftfy.

**Hirronimus** · 2014-02-23 16:35

Originally Posted by Indalecia

It's pretty much a given it's going to be bad.

You remember back in the day the film company called Sphinx and the associated phrase that went with everything they did?

**Indalecia** · 2014-02-23 22:19

Remember that time Fox tried making the Fantastic Four the first go round? Wasn't it awesome?

**Delirium** · 2014-02-23 23:06

Originally Posted by Indalecia

Remember that time Fox tried making the Fantastic Four the first go round? Wasn't it awesome?

Dr Doom was the best!

**Pharaun** · 2014-02-24 10:57

Captain America as Johnny Storm was p.cool, I also liked Chiklis as Ben Grimm. The rest of the cast went from meh to awful though.

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