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  1. #1
    Pandemonium
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    [Bismarck] Equilibrium! Equilibrium! Equilibrium!

    NOTE: Nope, no more recruitment. Sorry, visitors. If that doesn't discourage you from enjoying the rest of this trip post, though...

    Welcome, children!



    Are you ready to become a servant of the Dark Voodoo Lords of Bismarck? Will you sacrifice yourself, readily and willingly, to whatever it is they want to kill in a veritable bloodbath? Can you become their pincushion in the interest of a better tomorrow?!



    If you said "yes" to all of the above, you're ready to join Bismarck's finest EST endgame Linkshell...



    And after looking at that exciting hi-def logo, you might be thinking, 'That was so amazing that I just pissed myself! Would they still want me?!' And I'll tell you, buddy, that if you play on PC, use Ventrilo, and have a Bard, or a Scholar with 470+ Enhancing Skill that you love to play, the answer is yes!

    That's right! For a limited time only, Equilibrium is recruiting enthusiastic BRDs and SCHs who love to play their jobs, and who would happily full-time them—especially if they want to do Legion!

    Does this mean that anyone who isn't a BRD or a SCH won't be welcomed?! Maybe. But you can't be sacrificed in Equilibrium's name if you don't at least try to apply, and you're not a quitter, are you?!

    By now, you're probably thinking, 'what else is there?! Oh God, I can't handle this!' Hang on! Don't crap yourself in excitement just yet!



    Equilibrium doesn't just do Legion, and if you join now, you'll get to do events with them four days a week! It's true! Starting at 8:00PM EST, Tuesday through Friday, Equilibrium will rock your socks off with Arch-Dynamis Lord, Odin II, Provenance, Dynamis - Tavnazia, and more!



    Now that you've heard all that, what are you waiting for?! Get on that PC of yours, and hurry on over to the Equilibrium forums and APPLY TODAY!

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    Disclaimer: Bards and Scholars are the most important roles sought right now, but anyone who has leveled them yet has an allergy to actually playing these jobs regularly should not apply. Anyone with any other jobs may or may not be considered. All applicants may be exposed to Southern or Texan accents, conservatives, liberals, gays, and nipple tassels. Equilibrium will not be held responsible for anything that happens to you while playing Final Fantasy XI, including impalement, being devoured, burning alive, nor will they assume responsibility for any side-effects, including exposure to naked fat cartoon men, grumpy Galkas that will make fun of you, dry mouth, and diarrhea. If you have any additional questions regarding this disclaimer or any of Equilibrium's policies, please contact Gaspee, Liltulip, or Zubuis on Bismarck. They're waiting...

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    Had me until you said gays

  3. #3
    Pandemonium
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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    Had me until you said gays
    There are three of them, last I counted. And do you know what they'd say if you complained?



    And do you know why?

    Because they're in...


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    don't make me troll this

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Needs more Bling Bling

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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    Kohan, dear, this was fantastic, lol

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    But I don't want my title changed
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    Awesome post haha, good luck on recruitment. I loved Equilibrium while I was with them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Now I REALLY want to come back to the game.
    So you can quit the next day?

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    Champion of the House of Weave
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magitek View Post
    So you can quit the next day?
    Says the guy that moved to Fenrir!

    Awesome recruitment thread!

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    One of the best recruitment threads I've seen in a while. I too enjoyed the brief time I'd spent with them a couple years back. Good pplz!

    Good luck with your recruitment!

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    Kohan I'm probably reactivating my account this month(like as in today.) Am I cool enough to hang out with you all?

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    Only if you know how to handle Mongolian Ass Brackets.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    Kohan I'm probably reactivating my account this month(like as in today.) Am I cool enough to hang out with you all?
    Are you? Will you log on and level my mage plx?

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    I think im still logged out at one of the Crag things to that place things over there.

    Got it?

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    I logged in to the Ocean Sahagin wailing away at me in Sea Serpent's Grotto.

    I think im still logged out at one of the Crag things to that place things over there.

    Got it?
    Level mage at the crag thing you put things in over there. Got it.

  16. #16
    Pandemonium
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    Kohan I'm probably reactivating my account this month(like as in today.) Am I cool enough to hang out with you all?
    Well...

    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    I logged in to the Ocean Sahagin wailing away at me in Sea Serpent's Grotto.
    Clearly, you've got what it takes!

    I'll be entirely honest: I can't remember what jobs you've leveled, although I'm fairly sure you haven't BRD nor SCH.



    I'm not handling applications for the LS, but you can talk to me either in PMs or in-game if you wanted to discuss the likelihood.

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    Honestly it's more just for a place for me to hang out when I'm logged on since Shots Fired is gone. Otherwise I will probably server transfer back to Ragnarok. And yes Kohan not brd or sch. I have war, sam, nin, dnc, pld, and mnk at 99.

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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    You DO know there will be a reunion tour for the new expansion, right?

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    Bring on the Revolution
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    Reactivated last night. Does mert still play?

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    I haven't seen him on. I've been searching randomly for him. They broken Shots Fired and reformed. But I'll be damned if I can find anyone online.

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