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    Well when the voice of God blasts ironic and my humps in your ear, then yeah, I'd bounce too.

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    Facebook is blowing up with this.

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    It is pretty funny

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    Thats fucking hilarious!

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    Not gonna lie, I had no idea the Pope could voluntarily quit. What did he do? Fax God a resignation letter? Does he know how much a headache it is to hire a religious leader these days?

    At least the last pope to pull this stunt got forced out.

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    I also though that the Pope + Queen had to be there till death

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    I asked my Catholic mom how she felt about the new Pope from Ghana. She said she supposed whoever is picked, and I said "like Obama?" And she laughed.

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    Why wouldn't he be able to quit? How would they stop him?

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    Too many lulz to be had

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    Meh, the lulz get boring pretty fast, seeing as they come from the lack of knowledge of most people

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    Quote Originally Posted by hey View Post
    Why wouldn't he be able to quit? How would they stop him?
    I always thought somewhere in the Vatican rulebook you were religiously bound to hold the post unless deposed by the forces of 'evil' (read: an army) which is something out of your hands.

    You know, something like "If you quit the post, you condemn your soul to Hell"

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    People do know the Pope isn't really chosen by God, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    People do know the Pope isn't really chosen by God, right?
    Of course they do. But if an organization makes impossible claims, they should be held to impossible standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    Of course they do. But if an organization makes impossible claims, they should be held to impossible standards.
    ^ This. Why make outlandish claims for one thing, yet insist that if others don't believe your other outlandish claims, they'll burn in hell (something that sounds equally outlandish) forever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    People do know the Pope isn't really chosen by God, right?
    Fundamental atheists are just as retarded a fundamental Christians?

    Some things an old professor of mine was posting today.

    He couldn't cite being an unbearable self-centered prick whose entire life's work spits in the face of the Christ he loves.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/12/wo...tire.html?_r=0
    Proves he's just a poser, always has been. Pope John Paul II was old and frail and suffered his alzheimer's publicly -- this guy was never about serving God or the people. It was always about himself. Always.

    JPII lived his words; Benedict was all words.
    Too many words.
    And a ruined Holy Mass.
    A broken Church.
    A sinful life of pedophelia cover up.
    A hateful ministry of pursuit.

    Bye.

    http://www.ewtn.com/faith/teachings/rdmpc1.htm

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    He was a good leader and preserved the tradition of the church. He is a human being in failing health, and his decision to resign is in the best interest of the church. Deserves respect imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen View Post
    Well when the voice of God blasts ironic and my humps in your ear, then yeah, I'd bounce too.
    This is the voice of god....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH-5JNDSHxc

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    He's setting a good example, one of the contributors to unemployment among young people is old people not retiring.

    I wanna see a new young upstart pope fresh out of JC-U that's gonna open everyone's mind and shit. He'd ride a bike around the Vatican, wear his ridiculously elaborate robes with no tie and sandals and be all like "hey man, let's have church outside today".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ddz View Post
    He was a good leader and preserved the tradition of the church. He is a human being in failing health, and his decision to resign is in the best interest of the church. Deserves respect imo.
    Explain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niiro View Post
    He's setting a good example, one of the contributors to unemployment among young people is old people not retiring.

    I wanna see a new young upstart pope fresh out of JC-U that's gonna open everyone's mind and shit. He'd ride a bike around the Vatican, wear his ridiculously elaborate robes with no tie and sandals and be all like "hey man, let's have church outside today".
    I think it's a rule that the pope has to be really old. Like, the closer you are to death, the closer you are to God.

    (Though seriously; Is there some age limit on being made Pope, or does it just normally take a really long time for a person to build up the cred to get any votes to be Pope?)

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