Pope Benedict XVI resigns. Kuya wonders why the catholic church selected a conservative pope

**quannum** · 2013-02-14 17:42

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...13352378_n.jpg

**noblemountain** · 2013-02-16 16:49

http://www.examiner.com/article/the-...-could-be-near

Saw this on lolyahoo front page. Interested to see what comes of this. (nothing)

**kuronosan** · 2013-02-16 17:18

Thought Good protects him? Lol

**vagus** · 2013-02-16 17:45

Was sitting having pho and the couple beside me were ranting about how the pope stepping down is causing hell in the world. People having sex and doing drugs. Women having abortions and pretty much the apocalypse is upon us.

**Milkster** · 2013-02-17 17:36

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifest...d=pm_world_pop

The Vatican has more drama than daytime soap operas.

**Ragnus** · 2013-02-18 08:38

Here's my shocked face.

**ronin sparthos** · 2013-02-18 10:38

Politics in my religion? Say it ain't so.

Contrary to popular belief, God does not in fact attend the college of cardinals and inspire the new Pope.

**Bregor** · 2013-02-27 07:00

Benedict XVI ‏@Pontifex

If only everyone could experience the joy of being Christian, being loved by God who gave his Son for us!

The last tweet of Benny 16. no1curr

**Clash Perez** · 2013-02-27 10:55

So God only loves Christians now? I thought he was supposed to love the world regardless.

**Ashmada** · 2013-02-27 11:12

Originally Posted by Milkster

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifest...d=pm_world_pop

The Vatican has more drama than daytime soap operas.

It's essentially a medieval absolute-authority kingdom. They can call it "conclave" all they want, in truth it's just a good ol' succession crisis.
Anyway, they should just raze the whole place. Reopen the Coliseum, instead.

**ronin sparthos** · 2013-02-27 11:28

Originally Posted by Ashmada

It's essentially a medieval absolute-authority kingdom. They can call it "conclave" all they want, in truth it's just a good ol' succession crisis.
Anyway, they should just raze the whole place. Reopen the Coliseum, instead.

America can provide the prisoners. We could even turn the whole thing into a reality show.

Dial 45530 if you think Prisoner A to be executed!

**Ashmada** · 2013-02-27 17:55

Prisoners? Execution? No, no, nothing of the sort. Just fun with lions and christians, by Jovis!

**Ohemgee** · 2013-02-28 11:42

I'm running for pope. If I don't win, I'll be Antipope Zosimus II

Vuitton · 2013-02-28 11:48

Farewell to Pope Benedict and His Rumored Secret Boyfriend (A Handsome Young Archbishop)
http://gawker.com/5987373/farewell-t...ung-archbishop

When the Pope officially drops the mic and resigns today, he will give up a lot of things: His snazzy red shoes. His shiny gold ring. His swanky apartment in the papal palace.

One thing the Pope will not give up, though, is his alleged secret boyfriend: personal secretary Archbishop Georg Gänswein.

Gänswein, 56, is a German chaplain, dubbed "Gorgeous Georg" by the press on account of his movie star good looks and his "E"-less first name. He inspired Versace's "Clergyman Collection" in 2007. He was featured on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair this past January. He's been the pope's private secretary since 2005, and the two have breakfast, lunch, dinner, and naptime (and in between times) together every day.

Asked once if he ever feels nervous hanging out with the Catholic Church's most important living figure, Gänswein replied that he and the Pope have, over the years, developed a sense of "familiarity." He then conceded, "There are always some situations, however, when the heart beats a little stronger than usual."

They'll continue living together after Pope Benedict retires, too: first in the pope's summer residence; later in a converted monastery located in the Vatican Gardens. In a twist some have found odd, Gänswein will keep his position as head of the new pope's household. Who will he have breakfast with? Where will naptime occur? Do you even want to be my roommate? I feel like I never see you anymore. Oh, the fights they'll have.

While theories regarding an alleged love affair between the pope and his secretary have been floating around for years, no one has produced any evidence that such a relationship, if it exists, ever became physical.

In honor of the love that might have been—that might still be—that dare not speak its name, we've created a little internet scrapbook dedicated to the Vatican's hottest couple.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
~*~RiDe oR DiE PoPe~*~

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
Perfect Family! :D (Meant 2 Be?)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
Sexy-n-He Knows It LMBO Let me stop playin'

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
♪♫¸¸♪♫¸¸My baby is a 10 // We dressin' to the 9s ♪♫ ¸¸♪♫¸¸

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
Quiet night in. LOVE 2 curl up with a good book. (TV comes after!!)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you // RT if you are in LOVE

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fy...jpg/xlarge.jpg
Theme park day with my baby. Hold on tight! LMBO Let me stop playin'

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fz...jpg/xlarge.jpg
Got your hat!

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fz...jpg/xlarge.jpg
Just a joke. Don't be mad. (Are you mad?)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fz...jpg/xlarge.jpg
BADONK.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18fz...jpg/xlarge.jpg
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend (me and my boyfriend).

swoon

Vuitton · 2013-02-28 13:56

LMBO! LOL! SMH!

**Qeomash** · 2013-02-28 16:03

More along the lines of:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/31501660.jpg

**Milkster** · 2013-03-12 20:44

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...a-8529670.html

TL; DR Vatican spent 30 million to house their priests adjacent to a gay bathhouse.

**Jaybar** · 2013-03-12 21:29

To be fair, you're always right next to a gay bath house in Rome.

**Ratatapa** · 2013-03-13 13:09

We have a POOP

**Mazmaz** · 2013-03-13 13:14

Come on black pope

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