Oh please, if people are taking anything from the US, it needs to be New Jersey.
Well please just tack on the Jersey Shore to whatever you give away.
The blood of angry men, obviously.
We already have a wanna be Texas - they don't need help. http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_map/alberta.gif
How 'bout we sink the whole continent? Yes, sink!
Better yet...
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ler/Canada.gif
Well, that was worth a new topic yeah.
But that still leaves us with the bible belt, Jersey Shore, deathtrap chilean mines, mexican/bolivian/honduran drug cartels and brazilian wandering spiders. No, I'm afraid sinking the whole continent is the only way.
Having massive gun violence is no guarantee of no petty battles, though. I hear of a country with massive gun violence where they're fighting over whether homosexuals can marry or not and whether early termination of pregnancy is allowed or not; which, I'm sure you'd agree, makes language disputes look almost important.I guess when you don't have massive gun violence and shit or healthcare reform to worry about, people have to fight their battles somehow.