Egg Helm An-egg-dote (03/14/2013)

[Yugl]

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Egg Helm An-egg-dote (03/14/2013)

As eggs-pected, the Egg Hunt will soon tumble into the three nations, signaling the sunny and sing-song onset of spring, kupo!

Won't you welcome the wonders of this wickedly warm season with us by collecting copious amount of carefully-ordered initial eggs, kupo?

If you're afraid of cracking your shell on the first try, start with an eggs-eedingly easy challenge—bring in bird babies brushed with the first three letters of your name! Once you've fried up your "First 3" combination, feel free to find a moogle—much like me—and hand it over for eggs-eptional rewards, kupo!

We heartily hope you hunt down a panoply of these painted party favors and walk away with an abundance of amazing artifacts, for countless combinations exist, kupo!

What was that? Some skeptical speculators question how we could possibly amass this awe-inspiring amount of awards, kupo?

Thanks to her shell-shocking scoop last year, Jemimi was able to claim a seat for herself as an assistant journalist at Magic Paradise Weekly. She was also discovering that the newspaper business wasn't all it was cracked up to be, as she constantly had to work long after the sun's warm yolk had flipped over in the frying pan of the sky. Now with the name "The Sacred City of Adoulin" being bandied about by citizens the continent over, Jemimi knew she'd have to work her fur off just to stay with the paper.

"Oh well, when life hands you cracked eggs, make an omeletaru! I'm going to enjoy this festival-westival to the fullest!"

With her resolution steeled, the optimistic Tarutaru made her way to her best friend Rhe Tei's house so she could share in the shenanigans that were likely to ensue.

"Hi ho, Rhe Tei! How're you faring-waring on this sunny-side up day?"

"Hey, Jemimi! Brrrighter than a freshly painted initial egg, that's how!" replied the Mithra, brush in hand.

"You're not actually paintaruing your own eggs, are you?"

"Of course I am. Didn't you hear? It's all the rrrage this year!"

Inspired by the beauty of the MHMU's initial eggs, people from all corners of the Middle Lands had taken up the brush and begun unleashing their artistic vision upon their own ovular canvases. That wasn't all, however, as eggs-eptionally talented individuals would even replicate crabs, chocobo, and Doll Festival dolls with egg shells.

"Jemimi, did you parrrticipate in the Egg Hunt this year?"

"You know it! I scrambled around and combined my haul from this year with last year's to finally get what I'd been covetaruing for so long."

"By that, you mean that egg helm you're wearing, rrright?"

"Yes! Isn't it an eggs-ellent eggs-ample of fashionable headwear?"

"Without a doubt. I'd frrry my brain trying to think of someone it looks better on."

"Hehehe, thanks for the complimentaru, Rhe Tei."

"By the way, did you know that egg helms were hatched during the rrreign of Chalaimbille II, San d'Oria's twelfth ruler?

"R-really? You're not playing a yolk on me, are you?" Jemimi stammered, completely overwhelmed by the knowledge her friend had nested in that head of hers.

"Nope. He was known throughout the kingdom as the King of Cuisine, and he was particularly famous for the eggs-trrraordinary egg dishes."

"Like...egg tartarus and egg salad?"

"Yeah, but most of all, he enjoyed making cilbir. That's what the rrrecords tell us, along with the fact that he once took a chaser under his wing for the sole purrrpose of embossing metal to resemble the eggs he found."

"B-but...didn't Chalaimbille II egg-spire ages ago?

"Yup."

"I don't know... I find this all a bit hard to believe-wieve."

What left the largest crack in Rhe Tei's story for Jemimi was the fact that egg helms could be gotten from the "First 3" combination. While Jemimi's resolve had practically shattered to pieces in search of her egg helm, for adventurers, that was easier than breaking an egg with two hands. Had someone truly incubated that many helms that there would still be enough to go around in this day and age?

"I've soft-boiled my brrrain thinking about that as well..."

"That's the Rhe Tei I know! I knew I could trustaru in your advanced mind!" Jemimi beamed, convinced of her friend's cognitive prowess.

"After hours of carrreful thought, I've got a hypothesis boiling. Want to hear it?"

Rhe Tei may possess an eggs-emplary mind, but apparently she had chosen to use it for evil—at least in regards to Jemimi. No journalist worth her salt and pepper would dare let an over-easy opportunity like this pass her by.

"Please, impartaru your knowledge to me!"

"Verrry well, then..." Rhe Tei launched into her legg-ture without emptying either of her hands of brush or egg.

"You know how adventurers speak of people who can trrranscend time, right?"

"Time...?"

"Yes. Turrrn back the egg timer. Trrravel to the past. I'm sure you've heard an egg-spression or two."

"What!? I thoughtaru stuff like that was in-eggs-ecutable!"

"Just hear me out. Say, for eggs-ample, that there was only one egg helm left overrr from the time of Chalaimbille II."

"Alrightaru..."

"And let's also suppose you jump back ten years from today."

"Why ten-wen years?"

"The numberrr of years isn't important. It could be thrrree days or two months. Anyway, once you go back in time, you burrry the helm."

"Bury...?"

"Yup. Then you rrreturn to your roost and dig up your buried trrreasure."

"Won't it be all rusty-wusty, though?"

"You can't see the custarrrd for the eggs, can you? Fine, putting it in a box should keep it frrrom spoiling." Rhe then snapped her wrist with the brush in it back and forth quickly, as if it were time to take her true point out of the oven. A keen observer would have noticed a pan-seared smile cross her lips, but Jemimi was concentrating too hard on what her Mithra companion was saying to notice.

"At this rate, you won't be rrreaping any more egg helms than you lay. However..."

"However-wever what?"

"What if you also decide to bury another helm the day before your first trrrip through time?"

"Huh?"

"You should still have your helmet then, right?"

"I...I guessy-wuess..."

"Then if you eggs-cavate the helmet, you'll come up with two because you won't have rrremoved the first one yet."

"Waitaru... What?"

"Next, you jump back in time with your two helms ten yearrrs. Then, on your second trip, you'll unearrrth two more helms. Two plus two is four, which is double your prrrevious amount! If you take it furrrther and travel back in time with those four helms and bury them..."

"What'll happen-wappen!? Inquiring minds want to know!"

"The egg helms in your basket will incrrrease eggs-ponentially. First two, then four, then eight, sixteen, thirty-two, sixty-four, one hundred twenty-eight, two hundred fifty-six, and so on and so forrrth."

"...Wow. I'm completely befuddle-wuddled."

Jemimi flipped the problem over in her head time and time again, but each time she tried, she simply scrambled things up more. She thought Rhe Tei might be pulling a fast one on her, but she couldn't find the flaw in the Mithra's logic.

Then she noticed Rhe Tei's sneer.

"Hey, you were poking-woking fun at me all along, weren't you!?"

"Perrrish the thought. I was merely tossing arrround some thoughts with you."

"You're terrible-werrible, Rhe Tei!"

At that burnent, the doorbell rang.

"Hello-wello. Is that runty-wunt Jemimi there?" demanded the visitor. Even though her carton was a couple eggs short, even Jemimi could recognize that voice anywhere—it was her Konana, her boss at Magic Paradise Weekly.

"You know, that woman really poaches my eggs," Jemimi griped. She had barely even gotten in the mood for festivities, and her superior was already putting the quiche-bosh on her hopes for having fun. At least it would help her mature as a journalist.

"Hey, Jemimi," her friend purred, the corners of her mouth upturned so high that they resembled an egg shell split in half.

"There's no use crrrying over spilled yolks. Plus, you have a secrrrect weapon with which to thwart your arch nemesis," she whispered to Jemimi after letting Konana know the door was unlocked.

"What secret-wecret wea--" She started to ask, but one look at Rhe Tei's face was all it took for her to put the pieces together.

Konana burst into the room, rage boiling over.

"So this's where you've been lazing-wazing about!"

"Yes, ma'am..."

"There's no restaru for the eggs-hausted in the news business! Time to get to work, you truantaru!"

"I'm very-wery sorry, Konana. What I've done is in-eggs-cusable. But..."

"Wh-what's with that facey-wace of yours, Jemimi? You're scaring me!"

"There's nothing-wothing to be afraid of, Konana. I was just going to tell you the scoop I got on egg helms, that's all."

"Oh?"

"Do you want to hear it?"

Of course, any journalist worth her salt...

"O-of course I do!"

"Well, it deals with crossing-wossing the barriers of time..."

Story: Miyabi Hasegawa
Illustration: Mitsuhiro Arita

Event Schedule

The Egg Hunt event is set to begg-in on Monday, March 18 at 1:00 a.m. (PDT), and egg-spire on Tuesday, April 9 at the same hour.

Emplacement des moogles

Pendant toute la durée de l'événement, des moogles seront présents dans les zones suivantes. Parlez-leur pour en savoir plus sur le jeu.

San d'Oria Sud (J-9) / San d'Oria Nord (D-8)
Mines de Bastok (H-9) / Marché de Bastok (G-8)
Canaux de Windurst, partie nord (F-5) / Forêt de Windurst (K-10)

Comment participer

- Les œufs à initiale :
Les œufs à initiale sont des œufs de poule sur lesquels a été inscrite une lettre de l?alphabet. Durant la période de la chasse aux œufs, il sera possible d?obtenir un œuf à initiale par jour (temps de Vana?diel) de la part des moogles se trouvant dans les zones où elle est organisée. Il suffira alors de former une combinaison particulière avec les œufs qu?on aura rassemblés pour obtenir une superbe récompense.
Toutefois, il est impossible de savoir quelle lettre est marquée sur un œuf avant de le recevoir. Il faudra aussi faire des échanges avec les autres aventuriers pour pouvoir former une combinaison.

- Combinaison 1 : les "3 premiers"
Commençons tout d?abord par former la combinaison de base dite des "3 premiers".
Pour cela, il faut réunir les œufs à initiale des 3 premières lettres du nom de son personnage.

Exemple : Si le personnage s?appelle Moogle, ce sera les œufs portant les lettres "M", "O" et "O".

En échangeant ces trois œufs aux moogles, il sera possible de recevoir un cadeau.

- Combinaison 2 : les "8 à la suite"
Pour créer cette combinaison dite des "8 à la suite", il faut d?abord avoir l?œuf portant l?initiale du nom de son personnage. Ensuite, il faut rassembler ceux portant les sept lettres qui la suivent dans l?ordre de l?alphabet (en recommençant depuis A après Z). Il faut donc 8 œufs en tout.

Exemple : Dans le cas d?un personnage s?appelant Moogle, il faudra donc rassembler les œufs "M", "N", "O", "P", "Q", "R", "S" et "T".

- Combinaison 3 : les "7 d'un genre "
Cette combinaison se réalise en rassemblant 7 œufs portant tous la même lettre.

Exemple : sept œufs marqués d'un "A" (vous pouvez choisir n'importe quelle lettre).

- Petits indices :
* En formant une équipe et en parlant aux moogles, il est possible d?obtenir un œuf sur lequel est inscrite l?initiale du nom d?un équipier de son choix. Si en plus cet équipier s?est équipé du casque ovoïde, alors... ?

* Il est possible d?obtenir un œuf à initiale supplémentaire en échangeant certains types d?œufs aux moogles (une seule fois par jour de Vana?diel).

* Un personnage doit avoir été créé depuis au moins un jour (temps de Vana?diel) pour pouvoir obtenir un œuf à initiale auprès des moogles.
Par ailleurs, il faut d?abord former une combinaison des "3 premiers" et échanger les œufs aux moogles pour pouvoir ensuite donner les autres types de combinaison.

* Faites bien attention à ce que disent les moogles durant l'évènement ! Cela vous donnera peut-être des indices sur des séries particulières !

* Il existe bien d?autres combinaisons que celles présentées ici. A vous de les découvrir !

Comment former le "buffet coque"

Obtenir les quatre meubles que sont le "vaisselier coque", la "table coque", le "tabouret coque" et la "lanterne coque", et les échanger au moogle de la Maison Mog pour assembler le "buffet coque". A l?inverse, échanger ce dernier au moogle de la Maison Mog permettra de séparer les quatre meubles d?origine.

Boutiques spéciales

Pendant la durée de l?événement, des boutiques spéciales vendront des objets ayant rapport avec la chasse aux œufs.
Vous pourrez les trouver aux endroits suivants.

San d'Oria Nord (D-8)
Mines de Bastok (H-9)
Canaux de Windurst (partie nord) (G-10)

[Genosync]

I guess the idiots at SE forgot how to speak English.

[NynJa]

Their NA office must have relocated to Quebec

[Rocl]

Their NA office must have relocated to Quebec

dont even joke about french

[Slycer]

I guess the idiots at SE forgot how to speak English.

Already made this yolk elsewhere but I didn't think it should be releggated to just one thread -- they obviously got their languages scrambled.

[Jeryhn]

yolk

scrambled

Well done.

[arus2001]

Already made this yolk elsewhere but I didn't think it should be releggated to just one thread -- they obviously got their languages scrambled.

Eggscruciating.

[Draylo]

Very eggciting

[Dotsudoku]

I certainly didn't eggspect this, but you can bet I'll be scrambling to crack this quest in no timer.

[Slycer]

I certainly didn't eggspect this, but you can bet I'll be scrambling to crack this quest in no timer.

You poached my scrambling joke but omelet it slide this time.

[Draginhikari]

Oh god the awful egg puns they burn...

[Dotsudoku]

You poached my scrambling joke but omelet it slide this time.

It really just boils down to careful planning; I hatched the plan for that joke ages ago

[Cairthenn]

Begging you, pls stop

[Nattack]

Begging you, pls stop

We havent eggshausted our supply yet,
it cracks me up

[Dotsudoku]

These puns won't be over easy

[Cairthenn]

Alight, that's un oeuf.

[Dotsudoku]

I don't know what the deviled is wrong with you, but I won't walk on eggshells because you lack a sense of humor

[Chamaan]

Every year I wonder huevo or not this will be the year we as a community get through an Easter event without beating this dead horse. But I guess we can't ovoid it.

[notorious bum]

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[Jakson]

I fried my old computer, so I guess I'll order one to play ffxi on from newegg