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    I'll actually empathize with Harajuku. As a hot piece of ass, whenever I go to the bar and I tell the guys I'm not interested, they're relentless. Because, they're guys. Not because they're gays. I'm confident there's a bunch of straight dudes who will pester the shit out of a chick they like. The reason no straight dudes bother you is because you're not a girl.

    So to get pissed off at gay dudes hitting on you and assuming that that's what gays do, is stupid. It's not a gay thing, it's a male thing. There's shitty ass gays just as there's shitty ass straights who don't know when to stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Or he's a gigantic pussy, as established, and let the guy keep hitting on him until he started crying, at which point they felt bad and walked away.

    Speaking of, it's time for me to go home. I promise to be as gay as possible throughout the car ride. Bye for now, homophobic panty-waste! It's been real.
    It has been quite entertaining.

    Anyways. The dude was really pushy and thought I'd magically change my mind. 3 minutes was obviously not the exact time it took. Although. I believe I had the shit on stop watch? Not sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harajuku View Post
    It has been quite entertaining.

    Anyways. The dude was really pushy and thought I'd magically change my mind. 3 minutes was obviously not the exact time it took. Although. I believe I had the shit on stop watch? Not sure.
    I'm guessing it was closer to 1 minute then.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    There are plenty of dudes who fuck big chicks. Do you really think that there aren't any dykes who do the same?

    EDIT: Better question: do you think there are really any genuine dykes who aren't fat?
    ^

    As well, in particular in HS (when I was skinny) I had two chicks who were pretty determined to try and get me in the sack. It was the point in my life where I had to think about my own sexuality. But ya, I realized I really love the dick and vags are wet and nasty, so I learned I was full on straight.

    [edit] and let's face it. It wouldn't take long before I'd end up punching them in the jaw because women are fucking bitches.

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    ITT: Dude can't take a compliment from a fag due his sheer amount of discomfort with homosexuals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    ITT: Dude can't take a compliment from a fag due his sheer amount of discomfort with homosexuals?
    Compliment is one thing. I already stated he was pushy.

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    Just let the gay dude buy you a drink and maybe flash a little nipple for his trouble. You don't gotta do nothin with him. Just be flattered, say no thanks, and go about your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harajuku View Post
    It was a gay guy hitting on a guy whom he knew straight, not a gay guy hitting on a guy whom he knew was married.
    This just in:
    Straight men do not hit on lesbians, fully knowing they are lesbians.

    More at 11.

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    Can I just say that my Facebook has been hilarious? Seeing Christian friends put up = icons and the cross icons like they are in some bitter battle. It's amazing. Simply the best. Sorry, I didn't feel like sifting through this homophobic trash for two pages. Forgive me for de-railing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaybar View Post
    Can I just say that my Facebook has been hilarious? Seeing Christian friends put up = icons and the cross icons like they are in some bitter battle. It's amazing. Simply the best. Sorry, I didn't feel like sifting through this homophobic trash for two pages. Forgive me for de-railing.
    What the fuck? You're going to miss out on Tim Curry you fucking asshole.

    At least watch the videos. Jesus Christ.

    P.S.: I'm home now.

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    Holy moly, this topic was entertaining. Well, I wanted to punch every of Harajuku's posts, but the overall effects of this topic is good, I guess

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    I can kinda see where Harajuku is coming from, just from personal experience I've had with some gay men. Back in college I worked with a couple of gay men, Terry who was rather was flamboyant and fit the stereotype, whereas Joel acted "normal". Terry is not the one who bothered me since the way he came across was that that was his natural personality. Guy was a lot of fun when we worked on the same shift since he was just being himself. Joel, on the other hand, grated on my nerves. It could be because he came out during the time I knew him, but for him his sexuality was the center of the universe. You're gay, great, I get it. No, you don't have to tell me every day we work together. No, I don't care that you think To Wong Fu is the best movie ever and you have watched it every day for the last month. No, I don't want to hear about the model in your spank book that looks just like your roommate.

    Think I'm kinda rambling, but I don't hate you because you are gay. I hate you because you irritate the fuck out of me by talking about being gay all the time. If I said I'm straight every time we saw each other and that I think coworker A had a great pair of tits, you would get annoyed at me too I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    If I said I'm straight every time we saw each other and that I think coworker A had a great pair of tits, you would get annoyed at me too I'm sure.
    Except that what people do all the time? You just don't understand that you 'talk about being straight' because it's so natural to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gokulo View Post
    Except that what people do all the time? You just don't understand that you 'talk about being straight' because it's so natural to you.
    No, I literally meant if I was to go "Hey, I'm straight" in the same way he said "I'm gay".

    As for it coming across in nuance in natural speech patterns, I never thought of it that way but I can see where that comes from. Saying "That guy is cute" doesn't bother me at all, its just 2 guys shooting the shit. Saying "I'm gay and that guy is cute" gets old real fast. It doesn't need to prefaced at all.

    Tell me once, fine, I'm slow on the uptake noticing it most of the time. I worked with a guy for a year andit wasn't until he started talking about wearing a tiara for the release of the Princess Diaries movies that it all fell into place. And I felt like an idiot for saying things to him in the past that he most likely didn't care about, such as pointing women in tight tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    No, I literally meant if I was to go "Hey, I'm straight" in the same way he said "I'm gay".
    I guess that would get annoying fast. I think it's just how some people start acting after they finally come out, need to vent all that pent up gayness somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xantavia View Post
    Think I'm kinda rambling, but I don't hate you because you are gay. I hate you because you irritate the fuck out of me by talking about being gay all the time. If I said I'm straight every time we saw each other and that I think coworker A had a great pair of tits, you would get annoyed at me too I'm sure.
    This is different from Harajuku's case. He doesn't believe that gays should act flamboyantly, and betrayed his inherent bigotry by off-handedly calling one a "weirdo," which I thought was adorable. You, meanwhile, thought someone that was annoying as fuck was, well, annoying. I can understand that. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation—they were just irritating. They could have been a vegan constantly talking about veganism and how you're a monster for eating meat, and it would be the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    the girls that hit on me wanted to fuck me. I don't give a shit.
    right, but as you said, you flirt with them despite not wanting to fuck them

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    I can't wait for the marriage equality to pass. The second it does, all the gays will be lifted up by swirls of rainbows and glitter and magically turned into boring normal looking people. Assless chap bears will be missed.

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    Can I get a tl;dr what the hell happened to this thread lol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xno Kappa View Post
    Can I get a tl;dr what the hell happened to this thread lol?

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