[Phoenix] ♥Hot Chocolate Corps♥

[Lorelai]

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Salut and the like, BG~♪

Hot Chocolate Corps is a Free Company based on the Phoenix server that aims to set new standards in the field of socialising whilst punching nasties in the face, or what would otherwise resemble a face had we not punched it so much.

We're looking to recruit only the most lovely people in existence. The ideal applicant would be a fun loving player who shares our view that making chocolate flavoured friends is as enjoyable as progressing in-game.

I needn't ask if you’re interested, so let’s get on with it.

As far as the requirements are concerned we expect you to be online at some point, I suppose, but goodness knows that when you are online you best be doing whatever it is you want. We understand that you may want to run instances most of the time, and that's cool, but if we're all ruffling up squirrels and the like every hour of the mother loving day, how are we supposed to find the time to compliment each other's hairstyles?

Think about that.

Indeed, as well as progressing in-game, we host a slew of events to take our mind off the hot chocolate cravings - think themed gatherings that involve posing all cute like; gift giving; running at precisely seven miles per hour; secret Valentines; and pillow scuffles, only replace pillow with axe and scuffle with battle.

If that's the kind of thing you enjoy, or indeed the opposite of it, and you haven't already eaten your only good arm in excitement then, in my most humble of opinions, you ought to realign your internet experience to our website happenings by dialling in this massive word, separated by full stops: www.hotchocolatecorps.com

Thanks for reading, unless this is the first line of the post you've read. In which case, what’s that about? I thought you were cool.

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[Lorelai]

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[Lorelai]

[Lorelai]

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