The Official Forum fail thread: This game wasn't meant for alts.

[Edelweiss]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...3-Shame-on-you....

Worth a read past the OP, since the guy goes on for ~6 pages until he reaches his daily post cap.

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...cter/11890696/

Dude is literally 7 levels from Provoke and is missing some really basic shit like Inner Release (and obviously Awareness). Also his FC is full of people with "Vampinwolf" in their names.

So pretty much what is expected of someone so bad.

[Buffy]

OP so mad. Great thread.

[Destinye]

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...cter/11890696/

Dude is literally 7 levels from Provoke and is missing some really basic shit like Inner Release (and obviously Awareness). Also his FC is full of people with "Vampinwolf" in their names.

So pretty much what is expected of someone so bad.

I like his:

"I keep myself just under stealing hate and steal hate when it's swap" workaround. Like, if you got provoke you could be behind garuda for all anyone cares when it's time for a tank swap.

[Dein]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...3-Shame-on-you....

Worth a read past the OP, since the guy goes on for ~6 pages until he reaches his daily post cap.

For bonus laughs read the tags for the thread. I can't believe someone is this mad over cross class abilities and also tries to claim they're a good tank in the same breath as refusing to get provoke.

[Niiro]

See, if you never tank anything difficult, then as far as you know you're an awesome tank.

[Dein]

To this guy, only the primal EX fights need provoke and any tank that needs it for anything else at all is bad.

[FHT]

To this guy, only the primal EX fights need provoke and any tank that needs it for anything else at all is bad.

Provoke is also good to pull long range, right? Right.... guys?!

I found better! http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...S-cry-too-much.

[Buffy]

Provoke is also good to pull long range, right? Right.... guys?!

I found better! http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...S-cry-too-much.

Actually provoke for pulling the succubi (his example) in AK when that was hard at launch was a legit tactic.

[FHT]

Actually provoke for pulling the succubi (his example) in AK when that was hard at launch was a legit tactic.

I use Provoke to pull the bees in Neverreap when the DPS is incompetent (to avoid having 4 bees) I was making a quick joke to see ppl reaction


Edit: In response to be the DPS crybaby thread > http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...-lack-humility.

[lilbubbles]

The best part is where he suggested healers play the healing job that already had swiftcast.

[Ratatapa]

GO AST!

[Damane]

The best part is where he suggested healers play the healing job that already had swiftcast.

oh god... I am not even sure FFXI players were that dumb back then ¬.¬. Please tell me he wasnt an EX long time FFXI player lol

[Kirbyprime]

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...3-Shame-on-you....

Fail? Not fail? I mean, technically he does have a point, just that the whine index of this post was set to overkill.

[Ratatapa]

Fail cuz it was posted already

[Kirbyprime]

gdi, I looked for it on the last page but not the current page.

Funny that the tank thread got nuked but the dps thread is still there.

[Lujei]

The terrible tank OP returned on page 20 of that thread and he's just as glorious as before.

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...you..../page20

[Buffy]

Just got nuked.

[Hitoshura]

Thank fucking god they nuked it completely, a lock would mean it would stay there forever for other people to see 20 pages of nothing but morons feeding the troll or otherwise cringe worthy player. Another case of "ill play how I want, I pay wah wah wah"

[Destinye]

Personally, I'd let him MT on non swap content and just spam voke and one enmity combo every time it's up.

[FHT]

The part where he state that a provoke like ability should be tied to Holmgang was priceless, just showed how he didn't know what he was talking about.