Goat Simulator (PC/Mac/Linux/XB1/360/Smartphones)

**Xno Kappa** · 2014-03-27 13:15

Shit actually looks like stupid fun lol.

**Callisto** · 2014-03-27 14:45

I am dying of hype poisoning

**Priran** · 2014-03-27 14:57

I already preordered this, did they activate it?

**Callisto** · 2014-03-27 14:57

I don't think it's activated until tomorrow

**RedRed** · 2014-03-27 21:21

Originally Posted by Shadowhusky

It's on steam so it'd be one hell of a joke if it was.

Steam are incapable of being pranksters?

**Insanecyclone** · 2014-03-29 02:09

**Brill Weave** · 2014-03-29 11:35

That guy has the most fucking annoying laugh I've ever heard. I actually stopped watching the video because it was so fucking annoying.

**notorious bum** · 2014-03-29 22:15

This game reminded me of the old days of doing broken Tony Hawk combos on the PSX, but with shittier music and only 1 track. Game was fun for an hour, I guess lol

**Callisto** · 2014-03-30 20:16

I've had a bunch of fun with it so far

**Xno Kappa** · 2014-03-30 21:42

Fuck a goat, I'm an ostrich son!

**Insanecyclone** · 2014-04-01 23:36

**Kuishen** · 2014-04-03 06:56

**Callisto** · 2014-04-08 12:50

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/04/07/mu...ulator-in-may/

Those who have already exhausted the myriad ways to wreck stuff in Goat Simulator will be happy to hear that the game's first patch both squashes bugs and brings new content for your cloven-hooved avatar to destroy.

"Goat Simulator patch 1.1 adds local splitscreen multiplayer and a whole new playable map, coming in the middle of May," wrote Coffee Stain Studios in a recent tweet. The developer fails to offer any specifics on what this new map might contain or how the addition of a second goat might alter Goat Simulator's baffling gameplay, but we expect to hear more soon.

If you haven't already played Goat Simulator, you can grab the game from Steam for $10. Respected goat resource GoatFinder lists prices for actual, live goats from $75 to $500, so consider Goat Simulator a bargain-priced entry to the world of naughty livestock.

**Insanecyclone** · 2014-04-08 23:52

**6souls** · 2014-05-22 08:47

Version 1.1 coming on June 3rd

Spoiler: show

Last month Coffee Stain Studios announced the 1.1 patch for Goat Simulator, which will add local splitscreen multiplayer and a whole new map to Goat Simulator. The release date for the patch has now been set: it’s coming on June 3rd!

Details

Since the release of Goat Simulator, Coffee Stain Studios has received a lot of requests for DLCs. Being the bunch of crazy goats that they are, they decided to patch in free DLC into the game instead of selling it. Patch 1.1 will bring the following features:

• A whole new playable map, roughly the size of the old map
• Local splitscreen multiplayer, up to four goats can play on one machine at the same time!
• Goat wall-running and balancing on your front legs
• You will be able to ride bicycles and skateboards, and force humans to ride you.
• New playable goats, including Tornado Goat, Shopping Goat, Classy Goat, Repulsive Goat, and more!
• Optimization, achievements, and all kinds of other cool jazz.

“We realise we said we'd release the patch in May, but we really wanted to shock players and make sure the new map will be even better than the old one, so we had to push forth the release date a week or so than we originally intended. With June 3rd as a release date, the new map is gonna be so awesome, and I’m not just saying that cause I’m working on the game.”

Armin Ibrisagic, Game Designer

**Insanecyclone** · 2014-06-03 17:00

**Ratatapa** · 2014-06-03 17:04

this game is awoms when your drunk

**Cantih** · 2014-11-17 07:13

**6souls** · 2015-04-05 00:39

Coming to XBone & 360 this month

**6souls** · 2015-05-05 17:58

GoatZ DLC, coming May 7th - $4.99

• Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
• Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
• You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
• Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
• A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
• Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so

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