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    Goat Simulator (PC/Mac/Linux/XB1/360/Smartphones)

    Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

    FAQ:

    Q: bro are u srs

    A: Yes.

    Q: When is the release date?

    A: We don’t have an exact release date yet, all we have for now is Spring 2014. However, when we have an exact release date, we’ll announce it and post it here!

    Q: Will there be multiplayer?

    A: Sadly no, Goat Simulator is a very physics-heavy game, and that wouldn’t synchronise well in multiplayer.

    Q: Mac/Linux?

    A: We don’t have any plans for Mac/Linux support at this time, but if it’s requested a lot, we might add it after release.

    Q: I have an idea! Add open world and police and animal control and spaceships…

    A: Goat simulator was made as a small game jam game and that’s how we want to keep it. We will polish the game up (but keep the funny bugs of course!), but we want to keep the core gameplay small and silly. We are, however, working on Steam Workshop support so people can edit in their own levels in the game!
    Official site: http://www.goat-simulator.com/
    Release date: Spring 2014

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    2600klub
    I donated 5 bucks and all I got was this shitty title from Zet

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    What the fuckin hell, that's awful.

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    amazing*

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    This would be amazing to do stoned probably.

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    Disclaimer
    Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.
    It should be a law that every Simulator game on Steam gets this disclaimer.

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    I am pumped for this shit.

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    preordered 12 copies, going to dodecabox this shit

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    you've goat to be kidding me

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    We built this city on cock and stooooooone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krandor View Post
    Yo did you see him climbing that ladder?

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    Release date is apparently April first. Gonna be so disappointed if it's a troll.

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    I don't think it is, Tuesday is a normal game release day so I think the date's just a coincidence. Most April Fool's jokes aren't announced in advance.

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    This game needs a Brian Fellow cameo so bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRed View Post
    Release date is apparently April first. Gonna be so disappointed if it's a troll.
    It's on steam so it'd be one hell of a joke if it was.

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    i love how the trailer plays on what Dead Island's did

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    genius