I realize this may feel similar to some as me suggesting they set their hair on fire or punch themselves in their genitals until they throw up, but there is probably a handful of people who would be interested and won't find out in any other way.
Until March 26th, EQ is giving out a free level 85 character (1 per household) to all players. It does not require any subscription fees to claim it.
https://www.everquest.com/heroic
Let the flames begin.