Random Win: The irl Fuck Ya thread

[Cantih]

Guy I went to HS with, a year after graduating started banging another one of our classmate's mom.

[Abandon]

if i ever fucked one of yalls mom/sister, please believe BG would know before you do

[AidenCarby]

Oh god, that reminds me of an efukt video

[Astylla]

Had my left carpal tunnel release surgery and it went well. So much fucking easier having your dominant hand available while the other is incapable. Also reconnected with my best friend finally after months. Apparently we both were dealing with shit that was so stressful we pushed each other away. Felt good talking to her again.

[NynJa]

Found a mega man amiibo at an unlikely store after hounding best buy, future shop, eb games and walmart for the past 2 weeks

[Astylla]

Found a mega man amiibo at an unlikely store after hounding best buy, future shop, eb games and walmart for the past 2 weeks

I just found an extra one (only one randomly) at TOYSRUS while shopping and grabbed it for our collection. Last week scored mega man and sonic at Frys online too for store pickup.

[NynJa]

I found mine at the source, i would have never thought to look there (canadian crappy electronics store, used to be radioshack)

[jmc]

Found a mega man amiibo at an unlikely store after hounding best buy, future shop, eb games and walmart for the past 2 weeks

Wait, is megaman in high demand?

I could have grabbed a few the other day.....

[Melena]

He was, but he's starting to filter into stores again. I snagged a second for the wife yesterday at toys r us, but it was the last one they had on the floor.

[NynJa]

Megaman isnt listed on the futureshop website, it was on the best buy website and theyve since removed it. Shits more rare north of the border

[Cream Soda]

My cousin was given money from my uncle to get her car registration stuff taken care of when she got an SUV after having her kid.

Year 8 months later, turns out she kept the money, put the tag from her old car on the new one, and didn't get caught until last night (the whole weekend he was working on her car so they could all go to the beach w/ his son/her little brother in the morning)

Last night she got pulled over and got the SUV impounded. She walks in the door a few hours ago (she doesn't live here) and just walks up to my uncle and hugs him from behind. He slapped the shit out of her and told her to get the fuck out of his house. She didn't feel like leaving so he gets up and proceeds to assist her out of the door.

Funniest shit I've seen in ages

[AoE]

The ratchet shit that goes on in your house would sell to a wide audience.

[Cream Soda]

"What was that?"

"Your ass whopping. Now get the fuck outta my house!"

*Stands there looking dumb*

*Proceeds to get dragged out the door*

[Charismatic]

God damn, nigga. Tell me this though.
Was the slap righteous? Like... did you feel it?

[Cream Soda]

Man that shit was straight out of Hajime no Ippo.

That hug was like a clinch. Ippo pushes her off and Kamogawa is yelling "Short and compact blows" There was no opening in that slap. She did a 360 on it and had to catch herself on the table

[Xno Kappa]

Caught the wifey masterbating. Led to the greatest blowjob evah!

[Charismatic]

masterbating

That's a random fail.
Otherwise though... good shit.

[Abandon]

Man that shit was straight out of Hajime no Ippo.

That hug was like a clinch. Ippo pushes her off and Kamogawa is yelling "Short and compact blows" There was no opening in that slap. She did a 360 on it and had to catch herself on the table

i both love and hate your uncle, but this is amazing

[Aksannyi]

Parked downtown for three hours this afternoon but only had enough change for 30 minutes on the meter. Figured, "Fuck it, I'll just take the ticket because there's nowhere else to park," and I didn't have any more cash. Come back out and no parking ticket even though the meter is definitely out of time.

Fuck yeah.

[Chrian]

what if meter-maids have points in mind reading.