Random Image Thread XLII: Ragns Secret Porn Stache

**Clash Perez** · 2014-07-16 00:30

Originally Posted by Pirian

nsfw, probably nsfl, there may be a spider in one of these, and they are all reposts

Funny thing, the guy who shoved first isn't the one who was thrown into the river.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-16 00:54

are you saying that because youve seen the sauce or because you see something in that gif? cos i dont see anything in the gif that looks even close to a shove before the diver's.

**kareface** · 2014-07-16 01:08

More like an elbow.

**Clash Perez** · 2014-07-16 01:23

A deliberate shoulder check/elbow, which in turn provoked the shove. Worked out pretty well for the instigator!

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-16 01:33

they weren't even next to each other. the diver was still behind him.

and anyway it wouldn't excuse a shove like that.

**Eticket** · 2014-07-16 01:38

I guess he kind of shrugs to cut the guy off but yeah... he didn't even make contact. The shove seems a bit unwarranted.

**Kohan** · 2014-07-16 01:50

Originally Posted by Rulke

As a father of a 3 month old, I can only pray my father reflexes kick in like this.

Those are all from a commercial (though no less representative of real life situations), but here's something that's not:

**Hirronimus** · 2014-07-16 06:55

Originally Posted by Rulke

As a father of a 3 month old, I can only pray my father reflexes kick in like this.

Darwinism at its finest. Fuck that dad.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-16 10:58

Caption:
"My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends."

**Zoner** · 2014-07-16 13:02

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**Zoner** · 2014-07-16 13:06

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**Teron** · 2014-07-16 15:25

**notorious bum** · 2014-07-16 16:05

Zoner's dump has proved that silly proposition of sex robots in the future is not so silly, now is it?

**Anoat** · 2014-07-16 17:04

I'd totes be a robosexual if they looked like that.

**Alvinho** · 2014-07-16 17:10

**Sylvrdragon** · 2014-07-16 18:17

Originally Posted by notorious bum

Zoner's dump has proved that silly proposition of sex robots in the future is not so silly, now is it?

Fapping to a picture is quite a far cry from sticking my dick into something with metal hips and a motor. At first, I was thinking of the potential trouble of software malfunctions too, but then I thought about real women and decided that the risks in that area probably cancel out.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-07-16 18:37

correct solution is to develop cybernetics in parallel so that if/when it chops your dick off you just get a robot dick. with built in telescoping action, cilia for-her-pleasure, and firehose mode.

**Clash Perez** · 2014-07-16 20:00

I forsee a joint venture with
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**Aksannyi** · 2014-07-16 20:36

**Adajer** · 2014-07-16 21:34

Originally Posted by Clash Perez

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What are the ones on the ends supposed to be?

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