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    Outcast - Nick Cage in China


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    This looks like it could possibly be the worst movie ever made. So excited!

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    War far off in foreign lands, needs white man to come save them all. How original.

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    Directed by a stuntman
    Starring the best white actors of our generation
    In post production but still isn't coming out until 2015
    No way this isn't the best movie ever made.

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    Directed by a stuntman
    Starring the best white actors of our generation
    In post production but still isn't coming out until 2015
    No way this isn't the best movie ever made.
    Exactly.

    I fail to see how this movie can be anything but absolutely fucking amazing.

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    This'll be worth a watch just to see Hayden and Cage share screentime. Make no mistake, this is likely direct-to-mediocrity timefodder.

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    Shit, at least the other one had Ron Perlman

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    I'm sure red letter media is grateful for Nick Cage.

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    "You are the outlaw they call the white ghost."
    "I AM the white ghost!"

    "...I just said that."

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    Finally a movie worthy of Cage.

    The movie title even sums up his career!

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    I love that Nicholas Cage is just like idgaf what it's about let's do this when it comes to accepting a part in a movie.