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    Gift Ideas for Girlfriend

    I've been hammered by classes so I haven't had time to pick out a gift. Anyone have a good suggestion for someone who is a bit of a book worm, likes science-y stuff, good food and doesn't drink much?

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    rabbit vibrator

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    How much of a bookworm? Is there a localized bookshelf shortage?

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    Massage gift card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arvin View Post
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    fucking lol

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    For the gift buy her the book gone girl

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Massage gift card.
    Any woman who doesn't at least secretly want one of these isn't a human.

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    I'll second the massage gift card. My wife loves those things.

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    My wife says there is just something too strange about someone you don't even know or trust touching your body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Any woman who doesn't at least secretly want one of these isn't a human.
    Could be a book on how to make message

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Any woman who doesn't at least secretly want one of these isn't a human.
    Totally not human here. I fucking hate massages, spa treatments, pedicures and manicures are worthless to me. Give me electronics (not the vibrating kind fuckers) or good food.

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    If you don't like massages then you haven't had the right person do it. Your gender is irrelevant to this fact.

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    I still agree with Astylla and my wife. If I don't know you, you aren't touching my body. Even doctor visits are rough for me. Successfully avoided Dr for 11 years.

    Make sure your girlfriend doesn't have weird touchy problems like me before you get her anything massage related. OR, you could just do the romantic massage thing yourself and you both get the happy ending.

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    FYI this is actually a good present.
    More of a bday thing though imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrath View Post
    If you don't like massages then you haven't had the right person do it. Your gender is irrelevant to this fact.
    I physically can't take the pressure of them. About a year ago a friend gave me one and it felt pressure but kinda meh , but he was trying to be helpful. About 2 am I am waking up in searing pain in my left arm like a fucking pinched nerve and numbness. Now that I know I have carpal tunnel it could be related however but even during the softer parts of it..did nothing for me.

    Funny thing is I can take being stepped on , punched , hit pretty much anywhere and THAT feels awesome. Massage just pisses me and my body off for some reason. It's a sensation thing for me most likely and someone doing it "right" won't fix it.
    Though I can handle small rub downs from my husband like my shoulders or neck , but not more than a minute or so. Everyone is different though.

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    I feel sorry for all you repressed mofo's that have a phobia for human contact. Massages are up there with sex. I don't even feel weird when I moan during them (either one).

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    I got mine (who is also obviously sciency) that silver meteorite necklace IFLS was selling. There's two designs, one is shit, the other is cool.

    It's a bit cheesy but it's a nice looking necklace with a bit of a science twist. Should check it out.

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