Challenge 26: Battle of the Exes II (America's Fifth Major Sport)

[Moss]

I'm hoping CT knocks someone the fuck out again and beasts at challenges. Jonna and Johnny Portland gonna rack up the sex points. No idea about the other two.

My concern would be Diem keeping CT from going full CT

[Xno Kappa]

I'm thinking Diem may leave the show early.

[Valisk]

My concern would be Diem keeping CT from going full CT

Byrd will have lots of Diem tears I would imagine. But I suppose any of the girls that room with her also.

[Valisk]

I'm thinking Diem may leave the show early.

Yea, I didn't want to risk it. Boom/Bust pick I think.

[Byrd]

My concern would be Diem keeping CT from going full CT

He's going to be a vengeful beast in Season 27.

[Moss]

yeah, cannibalism points for sure. too bad Knight won't be around to make a really offensive joke about it to set him off

[Valisk]

Damn, I should have looked at the "Meet the Cast" on MTV's website. Didn't realize there was another black girl, Simone, besides Hurricane Nia. Those are points in the bank if they can stay on long enough. Arguing and physical altercations every episode.

[Moss]

Damn, I should have looked at the "Meet the Cast" on MTV's website. Didn't realize there was another black girl, Simone, besides Hurricane Nia. Those are points in the bank if they can stay on long enough. Arguing and physical altercations every episode.

she will probably go HAM for one episode and then leave because she sucks at physical activity

[Headspace]

Damn, I should have looked at the "Meet the Cast" on MTV's website. Didn't realize there was another black girl, Simone, besides Hurricane Nia. Those are points in the bank if they can stay on long enough. Arguing and physical altercations every episode.

I'm not sure if this is more racist or sexist.

[Headspace]

Wes and Theresa are a team right?

Power couple.

[Moss]

Wes and Theresa are a team right?

Power couple.

yeah. that's why I nabbed Theresa with my #2. strong team

Bananas and Nany, Zach and Jonna prob next in my pre-season power rankings

[Valisk]

I'm not sure if this is more racist or sexist.

Probably more racist than sexist. 3:1

arguing/physical altercations/staying long enough (blax) : staying long enough (women)

[Byrd]

Two of us deliberately drafted literally dead players. That's a strange thing.

That reminds me of the year someone in my live FFL draft picked Fred Lane, and everyone kind of sat around in stunned silence, waiting for someone else to say something. After about 5 seconds, the next guy in line picked another player, just to lock in the Fred Lane pick. Finding that Fred Lane was actually deceased about 3 rounds later caused him to become momentarily pissed, but then he decided his team name was going to be Fred Lane Dead, and it's been an ongoing joke ever since in that league.

It's now become a story that players on IR or UFA are dead, but they're not Fred Lane Dead. Oddly, Knight and Diem aren't Fred Lane Dead, because they could still generate points. Heck, they're pretty much guaranteed to get me more points than Andrew Luck did in Week 16 this year.

[Valisk]

Two of us deliberately drafted literally dead players. That's a strange thing.

It was creepy picking around them. Seeing their names on the draft list was odd, yet sad.

That's a hilarious FF backstory about Fred Lane.

[Moss]

damn... I'm watching a pre-premiere show I recorded today where they run through all the teams and tease the premiere.

would have been perfect to watch before the draft

[Xno Kappa]

Bring it bitches!

[Moss]

excellent premier, this season gon b gud

[Byrd]

excellent premier, this season gon b gud

Was a little disappointing with the lack of screaming and coitus, to be honest. Looks like there's lots coming up, though.

Headspace got screwed, losing 40% of his team in the first week.

Determination on rules: you don't get "episode survival points" for being on Exile, but you'll still win 10 pts for every exile competition you win. So if Dustin & Jessica go on a run here through a bunch of rookies, this may end up working out for Headspace all right.

Standings after Week One:
Moss 45
Valisk 35
Xno Kappa 35
Byrd 30
Headspace 15
Tyven 5

I'm e-mailing out the spreadsheet now. Let me know if you see anything wrong with either scoring or spreadsheet. My girlfriend likes to talk through episodes, it's possible I missed a "Best shape of my life" comment or something.

[Headspace]

just drafted a team pair

fantastic

WELP

[Titanss]

Man that tall chick that fucked the big nose dude that dude said looked like a elf is fucking banging as fk, what was her name? she is the elf's teammate