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  1. #21
    BG's most likeable Québécois
    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    Tyven's actually a bard


    ?

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    i lvled bard in XIV in part because i wanted to be a potent support class like it was in XI

    lol. Machinist looks cooler anyway

  3. #23
    i should really shut up
    You can safely ignore me I am a troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    i lvled bard in XIV in part because i wanted to be a potent support class like it was in XI

    lol. Machinist looks cooler anyway
    "You know I would be a good boy/girlfriend because I play a support job in <xx>MMO, and you know that means I will support you and be there for you for the rest of our lives. As long as you join my LS/guild, and don't join any other parties."

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    Ask them who their favorite Ninja Turtle is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post


    ?
    not as funny without the stutters

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    I thought I would get some achievement if I didn't hold B to skip, so I listened to Jimmy stutter for about 2 1/2 minutes before he finally finished. No achievement

  8. #28
    i should really shut up
    You can safely ignore me I am a troll

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    "Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?"

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicyryan View Post
    "Is it hot in here or is it just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?"
    'are you a seahawk fan? No? good that means you won't choke'

  10. #30
    i should really shut up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post
    'are you a seahawk fan? No? good that means you won't choke'
    "We can go on a date anywhere you want girl. As long as you don't make me drive through Seattle. My car won't run there."

    Speaking of which. Since Revis is leaving the Patriots for the LOLJETs and will no longer likely be a rivalry worth mentioning for Sherman. It is likely time to change that first .gif in the sig.

    EDIT for rivalry videos:
    Spoiler: show




  11. #31

    Open conversation by telling her you're a 10th level paladin, vagina will rain from the sky almost immediately so be prepared.

    But yeah like you said in your post, confidence is 110% of all that shit. In person and in texts, women love confidence. Don't be 100% cocky though, intertwine a little self deprecating humor here and there to get it going.

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    and make sure you're rocking that red shirt in your profile pic.

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    Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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    Pick something from there profile that you have some interest in. Then ask about that. At some point, throw out some sexual innuendo. IF they laugh, continue. Otherwise, move on.

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Ask her how her relationship is with her father. If she says anything positive about him, just move on.

    Daddy issues girls are the best. (If you want ass and not a relationship)

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    Vamos los Perds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffy View Post
    Bard's don't have to start conversations, other people come to them. I miss being a bard.

    God this fucking image; one of my favorites on the interwebs

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    Pro tip: meet people in real life and save yourself the monthly fees from online dating.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    People actually use the pay dating sites?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    People actually use the pay dating sites?
    More people then you think ! The biggest advantage of pay sites is that people "tend" to take it more seriously. When something is free the quality of people you meet is pretty bad.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    I'd never even consider paying for it lol. I was on 2 diff dating sites for almost 3 years. Could rarely get a response to a message at all; and even in those cases, it never went very far (Never made it to meeting anyone lol)

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    @ OP post a video like this the girls will love you !


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