How to start a conversation when online dating?

[Aurara]

I'm taller than him, and I'm 5'9. So. . .

[AoE]

lol had a tinder match yesterday and got a message from someone wanting to meet with me. 12 miles out, okay that's not something I'm unused to biking. Get there, she half way opens the door, tells me "Sorry, but you're too short" and closes the door. Got back on to bike home and hit some trash in the bike lane and fell off my shit on the way home.



Yup, uninstalling tinder, lol. Fuck that shit

That's some fucking bullshit.

[Anoat]

Damn CS that's cold. You do know where she lives, though, so the ol' flaming bag of poop on the front steps is a viable response.

[Cream Soda]

Damn lol
That's fucked. How short is your lil manlet self anyway?

5'5"

[Delayed]

Tinder leads to some pretty lulworthy moments.
Met a chick 14 yrs older and she was bat shit insane. Nothing like her persona online.
Met another who's same age as me, is sane for a week or two before the bat shit craycray comes out.
Meet someone younger and she's actually decent, but that don't work out after a month.
Stories keep going, but there are more flakes on there. Some have been married and say they see other married friends turn up.
But CS bad luck is just terrible. Who shuts the door in the face of someone you had meet at your place? I'm sorry that's horrible. At least you didn't have to commit any more time and energy into someone not worth it.

[Jefe]

LOL Soda, always outdoing yourself. Dude, just don't worry about chicks and do your thing (study, get a job, all that jazz). That shit worked for me and I look like Danny Trejo. And plis, don't take your fucking shirt off every chance you get, get yourself some pants (D1 Dockers), a slim dress shirt (Alfani), a nice tie (Express), shoes (Bostonian Ipswich)/red Chucks if you're feeling adventurous, and finally a belt. Now you look like an Alpha, bro.

[Cream Soda]

lol I still got the 2d waifus

[vagus]

Post her picture CS.

[Cream Soda]

Don't have it lol, uninstalled the app

[Charismatic]

lol I still got the 2d waifus

yeaaaaaaaaaah buddy!

Spoiler: show

[Josiahkf]

Those sites don't list people's heights to prevent that stuff? eeeep -_-
I can picture doing the same and getting "sorry, you're too tall" bullshit lol

[Cream Soda]

Those sites don't list people's heights to prevent that stuff? eeeep -_-
I can picture doing the same and getting "sorry, you're too tall" bullshit lol

Dating sites do. Tidner is just a phone app.

Lol over the years I've gotten "sorry too short" a minimum of 50 times. Usually if I get the question "How tall are you" I already know they're no longer interested, lol

[BerenTebogo]

CS's entire dating life:

[FNH]

Size queens

[thetruepandagod]

i dont even tinder cuz im afraid ill get a match and have a panic attack.

[YukariAsuna]

Just put a good profile pic, and swipe right endlessly, put phone away for the night, wake up, profit.

[Cream Soda]

You can't do that anymore lol. THey limit the number of swipes you get

[Anoat]

I just make my profile picture one of me and my dog looking all cute & shit, bitches love dogs.

[YukariAsuna]

Lmao, I just disliked tinder because of all of the false advertisement. I would get a match, get excited, only to see it was an advertisement for webcam services, then sadface =/ it's like a drug, you can't stop swiping to get that high. :3

[vagus]

Shit son. Post a few pictures CS and let BG decide. Full body shots.

These bitches must be Giants if they're denying you due to your height.

Al though I'm Asian and being short is expected. Lol.