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    what are the best ways to fuck a person over

    When all else fails and you need to resort to violence to get your point across about how much you hate someone, what would you do?

    For example things like slashing their tires, keying their car, pummeling their face in a fist fight, etc.

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    Opening up the upholstery in their car/truck/van and putting a dead fish in it, then sewing it back closed. Like in the backseat or in one of the door panels. Long-term revenge, not really violent though.

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    My favorite idea I've heard was to come in one night with a giant frame mold type thing that fits in front of their door. Pour concrete in the mold and let harden overnight. When they open their door the next morning they will have a giant stone monoloth(sp?) in front of them.

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    i saw this on tv... put clear jelatin in their toilet... let it turn into jello.. then pour a little water in the bowl to make it look real.

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    LOL this happened to a guy i knew in highschool, He cheated on her with her sister lawlowned. Anyways take letter style cookie cutters duct tape them to any part of the car preferably the hood and spell out shit... then take paint thinnner (the real deal stuff no diluted(sp?) shit) and fill the cutters up :D and walk away. Do this at night when u know the person is sleeping and they will wake up with a nice new message :D straight down to the bare metal lol. The pissed off girl wrote "Fuck you matt enjoy crabs" XDXDXDXD and it was bad lol really bad, I have the picture kicking around the closet somewhere.

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    Feed them thier parents in chilli

    /cueScottTennermenMustdie....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    Feed them thier parents in chilli

    /cueScottTennermenMustdie....
    /cued
    http://cartoons.peekvid.com/s1819/e16308/

    what do i win!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    Feed them thier parents in chilli

    /cueScottTennermenMustdie....
    classic

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    -take a pack of bologna and slap the slices all over their car overnight. it will fade the paint into polka dot pattern.

    -this one takes planning, buy a few porn mags or look up the number to place an add in their personal section in the back. place something like "24 female, <insert hot description here> I'm sick of bullshit, all i want to do is fuck. no friends, no strings just hot sex. whips chains toys a plus call <insert person you hates cell phone number here>"

    this ones good because they have to pay to change their cell number. it works if you plaster the same idea in local personal adds as well

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    Revenge comes in many flavors, but one little tube I know, I like to call "concentrate of revenge". Crazy Glue.

    If you can get the cheaper stuff that comes in larger tubes that is ideal for most of what I have in mind. Things you can do with it -

    Glue toilet seats shut
    Gunk locks on his car doors, house doors.
    if you live in a rainy area, coat his windshield wipers with it or glue them straight to the windshield

    if you can get decent access to his car:
    glue the battery leads to a completely shot battery, or coat them with something non-conductive like caulk and remove the battery alltogether
    glue his radio switches so that its really loud and on a really bad station
    signal switch
    windshield wiper switch
    overhead light switch so his battery dies every time he parks it overnight
    rear view mirror in a really awkward position
    side view mirrors
    roll down his windows and glue the switch or the flaps that keep junk out of the door
    glue things to the car itself
    load up his trunk/back seat with cinder blocks, they're heavy and could ruin his suspension if the car is lightweight enough.


    none of these are very creative, but they work pretty well.

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    I think embarassing them is the way to go, rather than physically hurting them or destroying property.

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    Senoska's advice on "Fucking someone over" vol.1



    First off collect the following items:
    1: Get knife
    2: Get a bag of sugar
    3: Get Key
    4: Get paintball gun & paintballs
    5: Have a cell phone handy
    6: Have Digital camera
    7: Only do this with friends

    Step 1: Go to their house
    After you have these items, its time to go to their house! Be sure you have your cell phone and friends along withyou, this is done best when the person is at home in the middle of the night when (s)he[person your after] is eather asleep or going to bed.

    Step 2: Slash and dash[orly?]
    Slash their tires.

    Step3: Did you know sugar is bad for your car?
    Add sugar to gastank

    Step4: Key their car
    Right "PENIS" on their hood. have fun with it.

    Step5: UGHPAINTBALLBATTLE
    be TOTALY SURE these people dont have a gun, like a friend that u know really well gone really bad or something, dont do this if they have a gun because chances are ull be shot:
    Continue with your friends to the persons door, be sure to have 1 person with the digital camera ready to take a picture, when they open the door blast them as much as you can with paintballs then have your friend take a picture, if they dont awnser their door, hide in a bush and call them and tell them their car is destroyed, when they run out to check on it let loose get your picture and run.

    Step6: roflcopter
    Post pictures on BG.

    Use at own risk, I am not to blame if you get shot or injured.

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    It depends on how well you know the person and if you can get any personal info.

    I know that back in college we would get really "non-mainstream" porno mags sent to the parents house of the kids that we were annoyed with. Nothing says "Welcome Back Home Timmy!" like gay midget interacial pornography. This also works if you have his address as you can just change up a number on the address and have it sent to a neigbor instead.

    Get his work email address and start signing up for every website that has free offers.

    If you don't want to go with the idea of the personal add giving out his cell phone I have seen that done a different way. There are many papers that offer free classisfied adds if the amount is under a certain dollar amount. The paper that we used had a $100 limit on free adds to sell items so you just have to make sure it is a very good deal. Something like "Playstation 2 with 10 games. HDD 2 controllers and memory card. $100. Please call (555)555-5555." This would always work for us. The added bonus feature to this is that he is going to get flooded with calls if you can make the add appealing enough. Some variations would be to put his work number on there if he is not supposed to get phone calls while working or add in this phrase, "Please call before 8 A.M." if it is his home or cell.

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    Pull a Gordon Freeman. Crowbar to the face FTW. You can pick up a nice 3' crowbar from any Home Depot / Lowes or Ace Hardware, TrueValue, etc. Now they wont be called Crowbars, but Wrecking Bars instead.

    Or you could always be really evil, pour some sand into his/her gas tank... Glassed Engine anyone?

    Nasty revenge against cars:
    Several cans of shaving cream & Liquid Nitrogen (or Dry Ice can work overnight)

    1) Nitro or dry ice the shaving cream cans. (more = better)
    2) CAREFULLY & Quickly peel off the metal. (metal = no fun & sharp, be careful oh wear gloves to, that shits gonna be cold)
    3) toss the blocks of shaving cream into the car of victim (again more blocks = better)
    4) close car door / roll up window.
    5) watch as you pressurize the car with shaving cream.

    Hate him reaaaaaaly bad? make a monolith infront of his door.

    required materials:
    nails
    hammer
    lots of quick dry concrete
    two sections of 2x4 or 4x4 about 6-7' in length (enough to cover the top of the door frame
    two sections of plywood (6-7' in height 3-4' in width make sure it covers the door frame)

    make the frame like this...
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    nail the plywood to the mold every 6-8 inches into the 2x4 or 4x4
    mix concrete
    dump concrete into the mold
    let concrete dry
    remove mold
    use more quick dry concrete to give the mold a base.

    really wanna be evil? take some rebar and weld a nice lattice and suspend that in the mold before pouring in concrete.

    *this method is very involved, takes lots of prep work, and lots of time to do, i suggest working on it overnight and ofcourse, its going to run some money to do... but damn it would be funny to do*

    *Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for your stupidity. What you do is your own problem.*

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    Two words....

    Mystery Poo.

    Drop a deuce somewhere where they can't find it but it will most certainly fester.

    Or... and yes I'm stealing this from Mallrats. Stink-palm them. That's where you walk around to get the bum nice and sweaty... stick your right and between the cheeks to absorb the magical odors and then shake their hand. Everyone will thing they have a wiping problem or are just dirty. Sure you'll have the same but it's a small price to pay for getting back at ones enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djzombie
    Nair in shampoo.
    lol

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    A surprize black guy in his mom's bed.

    OWNED!!

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    You could fuck their sister and/or mother. If the mom or sis is hot then that is a bonus.

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