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19:51 < Ranok> I've been dating this girl for 6 weeks, and two days ago, I
discovered she had been stealing my ATM card. Over the span of 6
weeks she took three-thousand dollars. I wanted to pay the bitch
back.
19:51 < Corgie> so you got your laptop? ;3
19:51 < Ranok> Today I took a bunch of laxatives. I then proceeded to call her
over to my house. I asked here if she'd like to take a bubble
bath, and she agreed. I told here I would go get the tub running.
19:51 < Ranok> Unknown to here, I took a shit in the bathtub, which was
diarrhea from all the laxatives. I ran the bath and made sure
the bubble covered up the shit water. I then proceeded to spray
Febreeze everywhere to cover the smell. I called her in and we
both got naked. I said ladies first, and tried to hid my smile.
When she got in, she screamed bloody murder. I burst out
laughing. "You're dumped, bitch.(lolpuns) Also, you owe me 3,000
dollars." She lef