what are the best ways to fuck a person over

[Correction]

Sugar in Gas tank is all you need to know.

sadly, that doesn't work

http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

This, however, does work:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6703715064

Pro tip: You don't have to necessarily use clean, pure-smelling water.

[Slapper]

that zimmerman guy is annoying and my chem teacher taught us that, he even set one off in the back room.

[Senoska]

Sugar in Gas tank is all you need to know.

sadly, that doesn't work

http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

This, however, does work:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6703715064

Pro tip: You don't have to necessarily use clean, pure-smelling water.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Ys_Fjwi44w& ... ice%20bomb

[macbain24]

Paint their walls with shit. <3 south park

[DarkMistSkeleton]

-take a pack of bologna and slap the slices all over their car overnight. it will fade the paint into polka dot pattern.

-this one takes planning, buy a few porn mags or look up the number to place an add in their personal section in the back. place something like "24 female, <insert hot description here> I'm sick of bullshit, all i want to do is fuck. no friends, no strings just hot sex. whips chains toys a plus call <insert person you hates cell phone number here>"

this ones good because they have to pay to change their cell number. it works if you plaster the same idea in local personal adds as well

Some cellphone services like verizon cingular and a few others allow up to 10 free phone number changes... It is a good idea though but with that known don't you end up loosing money when posting the ad?

Best idea... I liked the cookie cutter and paint thinner idea... and I like the bologna idea... But... put those two together...

1. Cut letter shapes out of bologna with the cookie cutters
2. Place on car to spell workds
3. Save money because you don't have to leave the cookie cutters there and you don't have to buy paint thinner... I expect maybe $2 if you have the cookie cutters and $5 if you don't !

[Vagabont]

Accordingly, the best way to gain revenge on someone through the "sugar in the gas tank" prank might be to simply play on the belief rather than the reality — just sprinkle a fair amount of sugar on the ground beneath the opening to the fuel tank of your victim's car and leave an empty sugar sack in a conspicious spot near the vehicle. Then sit back and watch your victim go wild trying to figure out how to deal with all that sugar he assumes is now in his gas tank.

This in itself is golden.

[Epincus]

Bookmarking this thread for awesome and for finding out what to do when someone fucks with me next.

[Dezzimal]

19:51 < Ranok> I've been dating this girl for 6 weeks, and two days ago, I
               discovered she had been stealing my ATM card. Over the span of 6
               weeks she took three-thousand dollars. I wanted to pay the bitch
               back.
19:51 < Corgie> so you got your laptop? ;3
19:51 < Ranok> Today I took a bunch of laxatives. I then proceeded to call her
               over to my house. I asked here if she'd like to take a bubble
               bath, and she agreed. I told here I would go get the tub running.
19:51 < Ranok> Unknown to here, I took a shit in the bathtub, which was
               diarrhea from all the laxatives. I ran the bath and made sure
               the bubble covered up the shit water. I then proceeded to spray
               Febreeze everywhere to cover the smell. I called her in and we
               both got naked. I said ladies first, and tried to hid my smile.
               When she got in, she screamed bloody murder. I burst out
               laughing. "You're dumped, bitch.(lolpuns) Also, you owe me 3,000
               dollars." She lef

[edgarfigaro]

19:51 < Ranok> I've been dating this girl for 6 weeks, and two days ago, I
               discovered she had been stealing my ATM card. Over the span of 6
               weeks she took three-thousand dollars. I wanted to pay the bitch
               back.
19:51 < Corgie> so you got your laptop? ;3
19:51 < Ranok> Today I took a bunch of laxatives. I then proceeded to call her
               over to my house. I asked here if she'd like to take a bubble
               bath, and she agreed. I told here I would go get the tub running.
19:51 < Ranok> Unknown to here, I took a shit in the bathtub, which was
               diarrhea from all the laxatives. I ran the bath and made sure
               the bubble covered up the shit water. I then proceeded to spray
               Febreeze everywhere to cover the smell. I called her in and we
               both got naked. I said ladies first, and tried to hid my smile.
               When she got in, she screamed bloody murder. I burst out
               laughing. "You're dumped, bitch.(lolpuns) Also, you owe me 3,000
               dollars." She lef

best ever

[Ryko]

lmfao

[raginbull]

I lol'd in real

[Senoska]

ROFL

[Kuai]

kill someone

[Daahan]

ROFL

[Lemmy]

1. Accuse them of having sex with a child.
2. Accuse them of having sex with their friends/coworkers/boss' wife
3. Accuse them of theft
4. Accuse them of rape.
5. Accuse them of selling drugs to a minor.
6. Spread a rumor they are a sex offender.
7. Access and download child porn on their work computer and then call the cops.
8. Accuse them of cheating on their taxes.
9. Report their car stolen.
10. When they are drunk, call the cops and tell them he's suicidal and threatening to kill cops.

[Ratatapa]

Welp posting in an epic thread before the lock ban

Edit hey posting in the same page as senoska