15 year old girl asks creepy online stranger about pregnancy

[Lordwafik]

It's true. So I'm just playing FFXI, out of nowhere I get an AIM conversation.

I replaced names just in case, I dont know if this person was serious or joking, most likely a fake because I dont beleive anyone's this dumb. Reguardless, was fun to play along with.

<aimskank>: hi
<Lordwafik>: hi
<aimskank>: whats ur name?
<Lordwafik>: what's yours?
<aimskank>: i asked first
<Lordwafik>: you came up to me, i didnt ask to be asked anything
<Lordwafik>: so introduce yourself, then ask me
<aimskank>: ok fine, im [skankymcskank] but everyone calls me [trampyname]
<Lordwafik>: ok
<Lordwafik>: and how do you know me?
<aimskank>: i saw ur sn on a website
<Lordwafik>: ok
<aimskank>: order the blue gartr o something
<aimskank>: whats ur name
<Lordwafik>: not telling :-)
<aimskank>: y not
<Lordwafik>: i dont have to
<aimskank>: how old r y
<aimskank>: u*
<Lordwafik>: why are you asking me these questions?
<aimskank>: cuz im bored n none of my friends r online 
<aimskank>: they all have scl
<Lordwafik>: ah
<Lordwafik>: im probably much older than you
<aimskank>: how old?
<Lordwafik>: too old for this cyboring you're doing ;-)
<Lordwafik>: or attempting to do
<aimskank>: cyboring?
<aimskank>: nasty
<Lordwafik>: nvm
<aimskank>: im not like that im just really bored n like tlkn 2 ppl
<Lordwafik>: ah ok
<aimskank>:  dnt beleive me
<aimskank>: u think im some sick perverted girl
<Lordwafik>: yes
<Lordwafik>: actually a guy
<Lordwafik>: but yeah
<aimskank>: i am not a guy
<Lordwafik>: /shrug
<Lordwafik>: it's the internet
<Lordwafik>: Men are men
<Lordwafik>: women are men
<Lordwafik>: 12 year old girls are FBI agents
<aimskank>: lol ok w/e but im so not a guy 
<aimskank>: ur like 20 srent u?
<Lordwafik>: 21
<aimskank>: wow ur old
<aimskank>: i mean older than me
<Lordwafik>: that's not old at all
<aimskank>: thats y i corrected myself 
<aimskank>: older tan me
<aimskank>: than*
<aimskank>: im only 15
<aimskank>: well then
<aimskank>: nice tlkn 2 u
<aimskank>: bye
<Lordwafik>: later
<aimskank> signed off at 12:52:33 AM. 
<aimskank> signed on at 12:53:15 AM. 
<aimskank> signed off at 12:54:05 AM. 
<aimskank> signed on at 1:14:00 AM. 
<aimskank>: can i ask u a question ur older so ur more experienced\
<Lordwafik>: about what
<aimskank>: this person i know just found out she spregnant what should she do?
<Lordwafik>: get an abortion
<aimskank>: she dsnt wnt 2 kill an innocent kid n even if she did she dnt hav ethe money 4 it. 
<Lordwafik>: then i guess it's time to have a baby
<aimskank>: the guy is denying its his 
<Lordwafik>: dna tests solve everything
<Lordwafik>: after the baby is born
<aimskank>: how do u tell the parents that there trutworthy daugter is pregnant?
<Lordwafik>: i guess she's not really trustworthy now is she ;-)
<aimskank>: yea i guess but how am i gna go 2 scl 
<aimskank>: people will notice
<Lordwafik>: start eating lots of food
<Lordwafik>: and you'llg et fat
<Lordwafik>: people will think you're fat
<Lordwafik>: not pregnant
<aimskank>: great 
<aimskank>: fat, lonely, pregnant girl. thats a great way 2 start freshamn yr. 
<aimskank>: thnx bye
<Lordwafik>: np ^^ have fun 
<aimskank>: have fun? with wat?
<Lordwafik>: raising a kid on your own
<aimskank>: i never said i was pregant
<Lordwafik>: you did
<Lordwafik>: scroll up
<aimskank>: shit
<aimskank>: im an idiot lol 
<Lordwafik>: and pregnant
<aimskank>: stfu
<Lordwafik>: dont forget that one
<aimskank>: thnx 4 reminding me 
<aimskank>: ill just throw myslef down the stairs
<Lordwafik>: np ^^ If I didnt, your stomach would remind you in approx 2-3 months with morning sickness
<aimskank>: ur a real ass 
<Lordwafik>: yeah
<Lordwafik>: but
<Lordwafik>: you're 15 and pregnant
<Lordwafik>: rofl
<aimskank>: its not my fault i got pregnant
<Lordwafik>: uh
<Lordwafik>: i dont recall you being blessed by a virgin birth
<Lordwafik>: takes 2 people to make a baby
<aimskank>: yea but i was passed out when it happend 
<Lordwafik>: you were on drugs or something?
<aimskank>: no
<Lordwafik>: then what?
<Lordwafik>: you just fell asleep
<Lordwafik>: and someone fell ontop of you with an erection?
<aimskank>: i was at a party on thursday n i guess someone gave me the wrong drink cuz i woke up on a bed next to my bf
<Lordwafik>: that's called a date-rape drug
<aimskank>: yea i know
<Lordwafik>: they didnt give you a drink
<Lordwafik>: they gave you awesome drugs
<Lordwafik>: well
<Lordwafik>: you can go to the cops
<Lordwafik>: and say "I got date raped"
<aimskank>: n say what? they wnt beleive me
<Lordwafik>: well
<Lordwafik>: in a few months, you'll have a fat belly, and they'll have to beleive you
<aimskank>: great im gna be fat n not be able to play sports o do anything besides vomit n get swolen ankles
<aimskank>: swollen*
<Lordwafik>: and get cravings
<aimskank>: yea that 2 :-(
<Lordwafik>: and at the end of your pregnancy your breasts swell due to milk, and occasionally leak
<Lordwafik>: so you'll have to change your shirt 2-3 times a day
<aimskank>: my boobs r big enough i dnt wnt to do this. 
<aimskank>: what am i gna do???????????????
<Lordwafik>: they're gonna get bigger
<Lordwafik>: well
<Lordwafik>: you're 15
<Lordwafik>: and had sex
<Lordwafik>: that's kinda
<Lordwafik>: wowz
<Lordwafik>: a
<Lordwafik>: and pregnant
<Lordwafik>: you're gonna have to find an adult
<Lordwafik>: not someone on the internet
<Lordwafik>: go to your councellor at school
<aimskank>: i know but i know nobody my councellor at scl is my uncle
<Lordwafik>: hot
<Lordwafik>: you two should make out
<aimskank>: nice ur so perverted
<Lordwafik>: and you're not real, what's your point?
<aimskank>: excuse me
<Lordwafik>: you're excused
<aimskank>: im gna tell my brother he'll no wat to do. bye perv
<aimskank> is away at 2:05:54 AM.

lol, one of my best aim sessions ever.

[Falconblade]

<Lordwafik>: Men are men
<Lordwafik>: women are men
<Lordwafik>: 12 year old girls are FBI agents

rofl thats good

[SephYuyX]

^___________________________^

Hay guyz, lets go to a unsupervised party and drink random things when were only 15!

[solsovly]

<aimskank>: ill just throw myslef down the stairs
<Lordwafik>: np ^^ If I didnt, your stomach would remind you in approx 2-3 months with morning sickness
<aimskank>: ur a real ass
<Lordwafik>: yeah
<Lordwafik>: but
<Lordwafik>: you're 15 and pregnant
<Lordwafik>: rofl
<aimskank>: its not my fault i got pregnant
<Lordwafik>: uh
<Lordwafik>: i dont recall you being blessed by a virgin birth
<Lordwafik>: takes 2 people to make a baby
<aimskank>: yea but i was passed out when it happend
<Lordwafik>: you were on drugs or something?
<aimskank>: no
<Lordwafik>: then what?
<Lordwafik>: you just fell asleep
<Lordwafik>: and someone fell ontop of you with an erection?
<aimskank>: i was at a party on thursday n i guess someone gave me the wrong drink cuz i woke up on a bed next to my bf

the best part

[Charitwo]

LOL

the whole "my friend is/did such-n-such" routine never works

[Masterofshade]

<aimskank>: im an idiot lol
<Lordwafik>: and pregnant
<aimskank>: stfu
<Lordwafik>: dont forget that one
<aimskank>: thnx 4 reminding me
<aimskank>: ill just throw myslef down the stairs
<Lordwafik>: np ^^ If I didnt, your stomach would remind you in approx 2-3 months with morning sickness
<aimskank>: ur a real ass
<Lordwafik>: yeah
<Lordwafik>: but
<Lordwafik>: you're 15 and pregnant
<Lordwafik>: rofl

Started laughing so hard @ work, my boss looked at me and i had to show her

[LD]

You're an awful human being, but I'll be damned if that wasn't one of the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.

[Demetrick]

<Lordwafik>: Men are men
<Lordwafik>: women are men
<Lordwafik>: 12 year old girls are FBI agents

rofl thats good

I liked that a lot too, good wit.

[Daahan]

<Lordwafik>: Men are men
<Lordwafik>: women are men
<Lordwafik>: 12 year old girls are FBI agents

rofl thats good

Yes, that's the best part of this thread.

[Quicklet]

Heh, made me think of those Dateline "To Catch a Predator" stings. Those are hilarious.

I was expecting her to be like "Congratulations, you passed the test!" at the end.

[Meriandle]

Thats horrible... what a world we live in today where kids have to face things like this by themselves.

That said...

<Lordwafik>: hot
<Lordwafik>: you two should make out
<aimskank>: nice ur so perverted
<Lordwafik>: and you're not real, what's your point?
<aimskank>: excuse me
<Lordwafik>: you're excused

Hilarity

[Lordwafik]

<Lordwafik>: Men are men
<Lordwafik>: women are men
<Lordwafik>: 12 year old girls are FBI agents

rofl thats good

I liked that a lot too, good wit.

I take no credit for the wit of others http://bash.org/?26967

[layoneil]

round 2

[12:38] aimskank: hi
[12:39] Layoneil: sup
[12:39] aimskank: nm u?
[12:39] Layoneil: working
[12:39] aimskank: kool. whats ur name
[12:39] Layoneil: lol
[12:40] aimskank: lol what im bored as hell
[12:40] Layoneil: how old are you?
[12:40] aimskank: y?
[12:40] aimskank: ewww r u like 30?
[12:40] Layoneil: y do you want to know my name?
[12:41] Layoneil: i could be like 60
[12:41] Layoneil: or 70
[12:41] aimskank: i doubt a 70yr old woule b on bluegartr.com
[12:41] Layoneil: but a 30 year old would?
[12:42] aimskank: maybe but i know a 14yr old who is so w/e
[12:42] Layoneil: so are you 14?
[12:42] aimskank: nope
[12:43] Layoneil: if you found my SN on BG you play FFXI than?
[12:43] aimskank: my cousins do. they wont let me play they said girls cant play.
[12:44] aimskank: plus theyt dnt like me very much so w/e
[12:44] aimskank: ur not some sico perve r u?
[12:44] Layoneil: maybe i am, are you?
[12:45] aimskank: no im a girl lol
[12:45] Layoneil: who said girls can't be pervs?
[12:45] aimskank: well maybe they can but not this girl
[12:46] aimskank: im 2 young 2b a perve
[12:46] Layoneil: if you're older than 14 you can be a perv
[12:46] aimskank: im nt gna say anything i dnt wntn2 get raped o smtn.
[12:47] aimskank: just tell me this r u older than 16?
[12:47] Layoneil: yes
[12:47] aimskank: alot older?
[12:47] Layoneil: what's a lot?
[12:47] aimskank: like 6yrs older
[12:47] Layoneil: maybe
[12:48] aimskank: im only 14
[12:48] aimskank: ok then bye
[12:48] Layoneil: you just said you weren't 14
[12:48] aimskank: i was lying i didnt know if u were sico
[12:49] Layoneil: why would you IM me if you thought i could be a sicko?
[12:49] aimskank: i saw ur sn n im bored my bf just cheated on me so i was like what the hell lets im this person
[12:49] aimskank: im wierd w/e
[12:50] Layoneil: you're 14 and you have a bf and he cheats on you?
[12:50] aimskank: yea my bf is 17
[12:50] Layoneil: he sounds more like a perv/sicko than me
[12:50] aimskank: hes ok hes nice to me but idk w/e
[12:51] aimskank: i just wntd 2 tlk 2 someone, kill some time
[12:51] Layoneil: cheating on you is being nice to you?
[12:51] aimskank: he hits me every now n then but he always apologizes n he is nice 2 my parents
[12:52] aimskank: i just wnt my dad 2 approve. w/e
[12:52] Layoneil: what does him hitting you have to do with your dad?
[12:52] aimskank: my dad likes him
[12:53] aimskank: and my bf said if i dumped him things would get ugly so w/e
[12:53] aimskank: i dnt care he goes 2 college next yr so ill just wait
[12:53] Layoneil: he already hits you, how much uglier would it get?
[12:54] Layoneil: and your dad doesn't notice someone is hitting his 14 year-old daughter?
[12:54] aimskank: he asks me bout the bruises i say i fell or something. im a very clumsy person
[12:55] aimskank: y am i telling u this/ i dnt even know u
[12:55] aimskank: UGH w/e bye
[12:55] Layoneil: you IM'd me first
[12:55] aimskank: sorry to bother you. bye
[12:57] Layoneil: i'm not bothered, i'm bored
[12:58] aimskank: ok but u cld be like 40 i dnt wnt 2 chance it
[12:58] Layoneil: why does it matter if i'm 40?
[12:59] Layoneil: any 40 year-old that uses AIM is automatically a perv?
[12:59] aimskank: im 14 u know how wierd that is?

[12:59] aimskank: i know
[12:59] aimskank: but still how would i know ur not a perv?
[12:59] Layoneil: lol why does it matter if i'm a perv or not?
[12:59] aimskank: cuz im a girl i dnt wnt to get raped n killed
[12:59] Layoneil: you have a BF that cheats on your an beats you
[12:59] aimskank: so
[12:59] aimskank: .................'
[13:00] Layoneil: so you have bigger problems than if i'm a 40 year-old perv
[13:00] Layoneil: how am i going to rape you by talking to you online?
[13:00] aimskank: no my bf wnt rape n kill me a perv might
[13:00] aimskank: pervsd r like lets meet n shit
[13:00] Layoneil: i'm not going to ask you to meet
[13:01] aimskank: ok ok ok can u just tell em how old u r
[13:01] aimskank: me*
[13:01] Layoneil: i'm younger than 30
[13:01] Layoneil: and older than 20
[13:01] aimskank: omg y cant u just tell me
[13:01] aimskank: ???

[13:01] Layoneil: why does it matter?
[13:01] aimskank: cuz i would like 2 know
[13:02] Layoneil: how would you know if i'm telling you the truth anyway?
[13:02] aimskank: i wont ill just hav e2 trust it
[13:02] aimskank: have*
[13:02] Layoneil: i can say 22 and i can be lying, i can say 28 and i can be lying too
[13:02] aimskank: w/e
[13:02] Layoneil: exactly
[13:02] aimskank: w/e
[13:03] aimskank: so whats up?
[13:03] Layoneil: i told you already, nothing, just bored at work so i'm talking to you now
[13:04] aimskank: kool
[13:04] Layoneil: you should tell me more about your problems since i don't have anything interesting going on in my life like a bf that cheats on me
[13:05] aimskank: gtg bye
[13:05] Layoneil: lol k
[13:05] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

[Lordwafik]

roflmao, I can see us all being aim'd, whoever gets one of these convos from him/her/it better reply here.

[13:00] Layoneil: how am i going to rape you by talking to you online?

^ win

[Scythiroth]

People really are dumb that use AIM sometimes. Yes, lets tell random people real life problems that you should maybe discuss with a parent or something?

edit: they are very funny though. >.>

[SephYuyX]

Anglekitty has returned.

[Quicklet]

Wow... yeah somebody has a little too much time on their hands. (It's probably Lbelle in disguise.)

[LD]

Anglekitty has returned.

I got a chill. ._.

[Haiko]

is this the same person from wafik post?

[Palin]

Its obviously fake but still real fucking funny.