It's true. So I'm just playing FFXI, out of nowhere I get an AIM conversation.
I replaced names just in case, I dont know if this person was serious or joking, most likely a fake because I dont beleive anyone's this dumb. Reguardless, was fun to play along with.
Code:
<aimskank>: hi
<Lordwafik>: hi
<aimskank>: whats ur name?
<Lordwafik>: what's yours?
<aimskank>: i asked first
<Lordwafik>: you came up to me, i didnt ask to be asked anything
<Lordwafik>: so introduce yourself, then ask me
<aimskank>: ok fine, im [skankymcskank] but everyone calls me [trampyname]
<Lordwafik>: ok
<Lordwafik>: and how do you know me?
<aimskank>: i saw ur sn on a website
<Lordwafik>: ok
<aimskank>: order the blue gartr o something
<aimskank>: whats ur name
<Lordwafik>: not telling :-)
<aimskank>: y not
<Lordwafik>: i dont have to
<aimskank>: how old r y
<aimskank>: u*
<Lordwafik>: why are you asking me these questions?
<aimskank>: cuz im bored n none of my friends r online
<aimskank>: they all have scl
<Lordwafik>: ah
<Lordwafik>: im probably much older than you
<aimskank>: how old?
<Lordwafik>: too old for this cyboring you're doing ;-)
<Lordwafik>: or attempting to do
<aimskank>: cyboring?
<aimskank>: nasty
<Lordwafik>: nvm
<aimskank>: im not like that im just really bored n like tlkn 2 ppl
<Lordwafik>: ah ok
<aimskank>: dnt beleive me
<aimskank>: u think im some sick perverted girl
<Lordwafik>: yes
<Lordwafik>: actually a guy
<Lordwafik>: but yeah
<aimskank>: i am not a guy
<Lordwafik>: /shrug
<Lordwafik>: it's the internet
<Lordwafik>: Men are men
<Lordwafik>: women are men
<Lordwafik>: 12 year old girls are FBI agents
<aimskank>: lol ok w/e but im so not a guy
<aimskank>: ur like 20 srent u?
<Lordwafik>: 21
<aimskank>: wow ur old
<aimskank>: i mean older than me
<Lordwafik>: that's not old at all
<aimskank>: thats y i corrected myself
<aimskank>: older tan me
<aimskank>: than*
<aimskank>: im only 15
<aimskank>: well then
<aimskank>: nice tlkn 2 u
<aimskank>: bye
<Lordwafik>: later
<aimskank> signed off at 12:52:33 AM.
<aimskank> signed on at 12:53:15 AM.
<aimskank> signed off at 12:54:05 AM.
<aimskank> signed on at 1:14:00 AM.
<aimskank>: can i ask u a question ur older so ur more experienced\
<Lordwafik>: about what
<aimskank>: this person i know just found out she spregnant what should she do?
<Lordwafik>: get an abortion
<aimskank>: she dsnt wnt 2 kill an innocent kid n even if she did she dnt hav ethe money 4 it.
<Lordwafik>: then i guess it's time to have a baby
<aimskank>: the guy is denying its his
<Lordwafik>: dna tests solve everything
<Lordwafik>: after the baby is born
<aimskank>: how do u tell the parents that there trutworthy daugter is pregnant?
<Lordwafik>: i guess she's not really trustworthy now is she ;-)
<aimskank>: yea i guess but how am i gna go 2 scl
<aimskank>: people will notice
<Lordwafik>: start eating lots of food
<Lordwafik>: and you'llg et fat
<Lordwafik>: people will think you're fat
<Lordwafik>: not pregnant
<aimskank>: great
<aimskank>: fat, lonely, pregnant girl. thats a great way 2 start freshamn yr.
<aimskank>: thnx bye
<Lordwafik>: np ^^ have fun
<aimskank>: have fun? with wat?
<Lordwafik>: raising a kid on your own
<aimskank>: i never said i was pregant
<Lordwafik>: you did
<Lordwafik>: scroll up
<aimskank>: shit
<aimskank>: im an idiot lol
<Lordwafik>: and pregnant
<aimskank>: stfu
<Lordwafik>: dont forget that one
<aimskank>: thnx 4 reminding me
<aimskank>: ill just throw myslef down the stairs
<Lordwafik>: np ^^ If I didnt, your stomach would remind you in approx 2-3 months with morning sickness
<aimskank>: ur a real ass
<Lordwafik>: yeah
<Lordwafik>: but
<Lordwafik>: you're 15 and pregnant
<Lordwafik>: rofl
<aimskank>: its not my fault i got pregnant
<Lordwafik>: uh
<Lordwafik>: i dont recall you being blessed by a virgin birth
<Lordwafik>: takes 2 people to make a baby
<aimskank>: yea but i was passed out when it happend
<Lordwafik>: you were on drugs or something?
<aimskank>: no
<Lordwafik>: then what?
<Lordwafik>: you just fell asleep
<Lordwafik>: and someone fell ontop of you with an erection?
<aimskank>: i was at a party on thursday n i guess someone gave me the wrong drink cuz i woke up on a bed next to my bf
<Lordwafik>: that's called a date-rape drug
<aimskank>: yea i know
<Lordwafik>: they didnt give you a drink
<Lordwafik>: they gave you awesome drugs
<Lordwafik>: well
<Lordwafik>: you can go to the cops
<Lordwafik>: and say "I got date raped"
<aimskank>: n say what? they wnt beleive me
<Lordwafik>: well
<Lordwafik>: in a few months, you'll have a fat belly, and they'll have to beleive you
<aimskank>: great im gna be fat n not be able to play sports o do anything besides vomit n get swolen ankles
<aimskank>: swollen*
<Lordwafik>: and get cravings
<aimskank>: yea that 2 :-(
<Lordwafik>: and at the end of your pregnancy your breasts swell due to milk, and occasionally leak
<Lordwafik>: so you'll have to change your shirt 2-3 times a day
<aimskank>: my boobs r big enough i dnt wnt to do this.
<aimskank>: what am i gna do???????????????
<Lordwafik>: they're gonna get bigger
<Lordwafik>: well
<Lordwafik>: you're 15
<Lordwafik>: and had sex
<Lordwafik>: that's kinda
<Lordwafik>: wowz
<Lordwafik>: a
<Lordwafik>: and pregnant
<Lordwafik>: you're gonna have to find an adult
<Lordwafik>: not someone on the internet
<Lordwafik>: go to your councellor at school
<aimskank>: i know but i know nobody my councellor at scl is my uncle
<Lordwafik>: hot
<Lordwafik>: you two should make out
<aimskank>: nice ur so perverted
<Lordwafik>: and you're not real, what's your point?
<aimskank>: excuse me
<Lordwafik>: you're excused
<aimskank>: im gna tell my brother he'll no wat to do. bye perv
<aimskank> is away at 2:05:54 AM.
lol, one of my best aim sessions ever.