My
#1 "lalalalala-can't-hear-you" reasoning/excuse is:
I have heard several people say
"...and now I can get 35% curepot!"
...but I already
faketaru myself into medring fulltime, so
I have 37%!
#2 - apparently, all of us here have turned down the
Cure+3% MKD hat
for a
pile of hexa, so we already joined
the dark side (no turning back)
#3 - lastly,
Tatsumakisenpucurepot (curepot/____) =
5th rollerskate wheel
Fauxmam Cosciales (haste/accuracy) =
a kazoo
...lemme explain:
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When we are curing, we're like those old-timey rollerskating waitresses. We
can glide around carrying 2394829374 servings of SaveMe Pie, np! Adding
another wheel to each foot, it does help us not to fall over I guess, but it's
a relatively small benefit, considering everything else we do already.
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When we melee though, we're crippled old people who smell, and you don't
wanna be impolite and say something, so you let them sit next to you. And
we can't do a lot of normal things that
real melees can, such as:
- scare away animals
- notify someone that we're in trouble
- entertain ourselves
But with a kazoo, those problems are solved! Are we just like everyone else?
No way... but it's a
huge help.
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...by the way, we know we smell, we can't help it.
It's the smell of our
friends' blood, mixed with the smell of our
enemies' blood.
And we're addicted to it.
