Porn film allegedly causes man to try rescue from rape

[6souls]

39-year-old with sword reportedly broke through neighbor’s door

By GM Today Staff

February 20, 2007

WAUKESHA - An Oconomowoc man who thought he heard a woman being raped allegedly busted through a neighbor’s door, carrying a sword, only to find the neighbor watching pornography.
James Van Iveren, 39, was released last week on a $5,000 signature bond and is scheduled to appear in court again March 9, court records show. He was charged with criminal trespass to a dwelling, criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct - all while allegedly carrying a dangerous weapon.

According to a criminal complaint in the case, a neighbor of Van Iveren’s reported Feb. 11 that Van Iveren kicked in his door and threatened him with a sword, demanding, "Where is she?" Van Iveren allegedly forced the man to open a closet in his apartment.

"After finding no one, the person upstairs indicated he’d been watching a pornographic move and as a result Van Iveren left the apartment," the complaint alleged. "Van Iveren complained that the ‘rape’ had been occurring for several hours but after finding out it was only a movie, stated the whole incident was a mistake."

Police allegedly confiscated from Van Iveren a 39-inch sword, which he reportedly said his father gave to him after receiving it in the armed forces. Van Iveren’s attorney, Jenny Yuan, could not be reached for comment late Monday.

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[BerenTebogo]

L O L

So upon hearing a really loud porn, this guy takes up a sword and decides to go all Lord of the Rings?

This is epic.

[yayaok]

what a noble soul, too bad it was pron

[Insanecyclone]

I sense samurai in the young grasshopper.

[Kiro]

Dub that nigra a knight!

[Kazen]

lol several hours

[Bartylby]

i thought i was the only one who read that lol.

fucking people need to learn to keep their porn at a reasonable level

[Koyuki]

lol several hours

Serious amount of wacking going on

or

The guy just enjoys porn...and alot of it.


But seriously, breaking in with a sword? That takes fucking epic to a new level.

[SephYuyX]

Wtf is he being charged? He should of been given a medal or something.

[finale23]

Wtf is he being charged? He should of been given a medal or something.

must have seen his neighbor's 4 1/2 inch equipment

[Mysterio]

I immediately pictured Dolph Lundgren kicking in the door.


wait... annoying pic incoming, lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...f3/He-man4.jpg

[Koga]

This is a man who wins at life. Swords ftmfw.

[Pinger]

i like how he decides to intervene after "several hours" of rape. A true hero.

[Roranora]

He was probably honing his sword skills during that time.

Simply amazing.

[jimbo]

he needed time to sharpen his blade GOSH

cant be a hero with a dull sword amirite?