Random Image Thread 5: Elmer the Random Chronicles

[Quixon]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...11/longcat.png

[Devek]

Hentai is pretty good overcompensation porn, it has everything the japanese don't have.

Hentai usually has guys with large cocks.

[Shuemue]

Hentai is pretty good overcompensation porn, it has everything the japanese don't have.

Hentai usually has guys with large cocks.

Pretty sure that was his point.

[Insanecyclone]

Hentai is pretty good overcompensation porn, it has everything the japanese don't have.

Hentai usually has guys with large cocks.

Japan needs a reason to hide behind their small ones so they draw big ones. Seems logical

[Correction]

http://i17.tinypic.com/4tknxqr.jpg

[TheCursedGatts]

^literally lol'd
Theres a Kid's Emporium place right next to a gamestop near my house
a while back the GS manager got arrested for pedophilia/CP
I heard it and looked at the kid store next door and facepalm'd

[Senoska]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...11/longcat.png

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ROFLMAOMGBBQFSDFSDFDSFSDf

[Elesirdur]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...11/longcat.png

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ROFLMAOMGBBQFSDFSDFDSFSDf

Epic C-C-C-Combobreaker!

[Seraphise]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...11/longcat.png

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ROFLMAOMGBBQFSDFSDFDSFSDf

Epic C-C-C-Combobreaker!

There..was...no combo broken..

um

[Koyuki]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...11/longcat.png

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ROFLMAOMGBBQFSDFSDFDSFSDf

Epic C-C-C-Combobreaker!

SOMEONE DOESNT WATCH CAPTAIN PLANET.

[Elesirdur]

I wasn't aware that Gaia manifested its power in Wilfred Brimley's chronically low insulin count.

[Heian]

I wasn't aware that Gaia manifested its power in Wilfred Brimley's chronically low insulin count.

Never undereistimate Wilfred Brimley's power, it can manifest its self how ever it pleases.

[Tricen]

I wasn't aware that Gaia manifested its power in Wilfred Brimley's chronically low insulin count.

Never undereistimate Wilfred Brimley's power, it can manifest its self how ever it pleases.

Fuckin yeah,

[Quixon]

Every time I look at that combo I laugh so friggin hard.

[Koyuki]

My left mouse button failed hard the other night, after much disassembly and attempting to fix the problem I just said "fuck it" and went to Best Buy to get a new one. As I was looking over the fancy new laser mice I heard some commotion so I glanced over at the computer service desk area.

A fat balding man in a leather jacket was standing at the counter across from two teenaged employees, yelling and pointing:

"I asked you FUCKING ASSHOLES to put in a CD-ROM drive and you reformatted the whole fucking hard disk. I may not know much about computers, but I know you don't have to reformat the hard disk to put in a CD-ROM drive! I had 8 months of work in there, and all my programs, my Nortons! Someone here owes me some fuckin' money. I want to talk to your manager right fucking now."

One of the employees was trying to calm him down by saying they outsource the job to HP, but this only made the fat man angrier. The female one said "sir, please watch your language" and that fueled his fire even more. "FUCK YOU, CUNT, WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE," he yelled.

A crowd slowly began to form, and people poked their heads out of various aisles to see what the fuss was about. This guy's face was turning red and he was shooting out little bits of spit onto the counter as he frothed and ranted. Something epic was about to happen.

I couldn't hold back any longer. I lol'd. I lol'd fucking hard, and the guy heard me. He whirled around, made a growling noise and started running at me. Just as he raised his fist to take a swing at me, the entire crowd stepped forward and did the mash. They did the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash. We did the mash. it caught on in a flash. We did the mash. We did the monster mash.

[Maguspk]

My left mouse button failed hard the other night, after much disassembly and attempting to fix the problem I just said "fuck it" and went to Best Buy to get a new one. As I was looking over the fancy new laser mice I heard some commotion so I glanced over at the computer service desk area.

A fat balding man in a leather jacket was standing at the counter across from two teenaged employees, yelling and pointing:

"I asked you FUCKING ASSHOLES to put in a CD-ROM drive and you reformatted the whole fucking hard disk. I may not know much about computers, but I know you don't have to reformat the hard disk to put in a CD-ROM drive! I had 8 months of work in there, and all my programs, my Nortons! Someone here owes me some fuckin' money. I want to talk to your manager right fucking now."

One of the employees was trying to calm him down by saying they outsource the job to HP, but this only made the fat man angrier. The female one said "sir, please watch your language" and that fueled his fire even more. "FUCK YOU, CUNT, WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE," he yelled.

A crowd slowly began to form, and people poked their heads out of various aisles to see what the fuss was about. This guy's face was turning red and he was shooting out little bits of spit onto the counter as he frothed and ranted. Something epic was about to happen.

I couldn't hold back any longer. I lol'd. I lol'd fucking hard, and the guy heard me. He whirled around, made a growling noise and started running at me. Just as he raised his fist to take a swing at me, the entire crowd stepped forward and did the mash. They did the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash. We did the mash. it caught on in a flash. We did the mash. We did the monster mash.

Fucking epic.

[Eston]

Tape Art

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1977/tapeart1ip0.png

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2805/tapeart2yo7.png

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4575/tapeart3hj3.png

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/76/tapeart4lu8.png

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/9065/tapeart5gh6.png

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/9878/tapeart6iy1.png

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4987/tapeart7ra2.png

[Italax]

Oh shit it's a bomb! Call Boston!

[Ohemgee]

That's awesome. Reminds me of the water candle stuff.

[coronamad]

Oh shit it's a bomb! Call Boston!

Win.