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    Job Profiles - Beastmaster


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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Hmm nice as usual. The Carapace Helm part is hilarious.


    PS: SE was so ahead of their plan, they even included a Khamaira material-made item in a book that came out before CoP!!!

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    OH GOD THE CARAPACE HELM BIT IS DIGUSTING

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    PS: SE was so ahead of their plan, they even included a Khamaira material-made item in a book that came out before CoP!!!
    Are you talking about the Bison Jacket? That's a different set from the Khimaira stuff, though it has the same model and nearly identical stats. :/

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Quote Originally Posted by Valacirca
    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    PS: SE was so ahead of their plan, they even included a Khamaira material-made item in a book that came out before CoP!!!
    Are you talking about the Bison Jacket? That's a different set from the Khimaira stuff, though it has the same model and nearly identical stats. :/



    (Ding 7000)

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    OH GOD THE CARAPACE HELM BIT IS DIGUSTING
    Rated R for Rocl

    ??????? – Carapace Helm
    http://www.cactusleaftl.com/ffxipics...rapacehelm.jpg
    When a Land Crab dies of natural causes, their shell may be donated to Bonecrafters to construct this armor, if they so noted on their license. When someone wearing this armor finds themselves in danger, happy bubbles appear and dance around to protect them. The bubbles help to cushion the blow from attacks, and the shiny colors make the wearer feel warm and fuzzy inside, raising morale.

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Thank you Elmer, now I may sleep in peace!

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Thank you Elmer, now I may sleep in peace!

    except you posted that at 5 am, so you're obviously not sleeping.

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    It's nice to know that the helmet i'm wearing is topped with animal shit.

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    So it seems that the reason no one invites Bsts is that they stink horribly.

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Nice touch with the blueberk icon

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    Sans the mention (story) of Juggy-Axe, I'm pleased with BST :3

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    ooh nice.. i was waiting for this..

    lol @ the R version of Carapace...

    anyway.. lol not only does the Bison Jacket look gay, its description also sounds gay..
    Needs more perfume baths.

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    It's nice to know that the helmet i'm wearing is topped with animal shit.
    Anyone wearing a Carapace Helm could technically be considered "shit".

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Thanks Elmer, I wanted this one and RDM most

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    BST SUXXXXX ~~<3

    Ty so much for this XD very awesome 8)

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    lol@poop hat & carapace helm.

    Gracias, Elmer. Is this the end of hiatus or what? Sorry if it was mentioned and I didn't notice. >_>

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    Re: Job Profiles - Beastmaster

    Quote Originally Posted by Elmer the Pointy
    ???????? – Beast Gaiters
    These gaiters are bound and wrapped in animal skin, strengthened with iron, and then given a lanolin varnish. The spikes on the heel are uses to control large animals while riding them.
    Where's my mother fucking Wivre mount bitches!?!

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