woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

[wonderlust]

i dont think i will be giving one anytime soon in a car~

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash | Metro.co.uk

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

[Blabj]

poidh

[Elvis]

Return of the Bobbitt.

[0ni0n]

are women crazy or is it just an impression that one inadvertently gets reading all the threads on bg

[Day]

What? She was sucking dick, that's a very normal thing for a woman to do.

[Kiarax]

Darwinism.

[Kajii]

did he cum?

[zoobernut]

Instant karma?

[fstfrk13]

saw this in a movie once, almost exact same thing happened. affair in a car in the drive way and the husband came home and ran into the back of the car. penis chopped off and the wife's jaw was broken. if you like your penis, don't do road head.

[Mizango]

saw this in a movie once, almost exact same thing happened. affair in a car in the drive way and the husband came home and ran into the back of the car. penis chopped off and the wife's jaw was broken. if you like your penis, don't do road head.

Totally worth the risk if you've ever had it done. Truth be told buddy must have not been packing too much meat if she can beaver your shit with one clamp. A real dude would have incapacitated her jaw muscles with his girth.

A strapping lad he was not.

[Mizango]

Nevermind, I just read he was Chinese. My point still stands.

[Day]

Thats some racist shit right there miz

[Seraph]

She was just very committed to the act. That's Dedication.

[zoobernut]

Did she swallow?

[Mizango]

Thats some racist shit right there miz

I call it like I see it pimpin'.

[Meat]

coming soon to urban dictioniary, the singapore vanjob

[FNH]

saw this in a movie once, almost exact same thing happened. affair in a car in the drive way and the husband came home and ran into the back of the car. penis chopped off and the wife's jaw was broken. if you like your penis, don't do road head.

The World According to Garp Robin Williams movie

[Gunitsoldier]

Darwinism.

hahahaha

[Olo401]

I've heard of what everyone wants, and of getting the shaft, but this is ridiculous.

[Khamsin]

Sin Chew Daily

Appropriate name for a publication that would cover this story.