Just got home from work. DSL light was still flashing red, so I reset it. Flashed green, then went green solid:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/535197658.png
Then flashed red for a bit (no internet), then went green again. Now it's red as I'm typing this so this post is going to get lost to the fucking abyss unless I wait til it's green again godfuckingdamnitwhatthefuck
At least there's some measure of progress I guess.
Ok it's green again I think maybe here goes...