/slowclap
/slowclap
Dreams of being pregnant.
Isn't Kimiko a guy?
you sleepwalked into a liposuction
poltergeist
you've got the black lung
Do you have a husband/boyfriend? Maybe he was trying to fuck your bellybutton in his/your sleep.
Either that, or aids.
your boyfriend/husband held a paintball match in your house while you slept and used you as a human shield
You were tackled by Keifer Sutherland. Don't look like a tree next time.
Something similar happened to me once. I noticed I was getting random bruises, and I couldn't explain where they were coming from. Turns out I had leukemia.
You're probably fine though.
both
lupus
(but ive also heard random bruising can be cancer go 2 doctor)
Ben Rapistberger had a surprise visit.
Rufies? Lupus?
A symptom of Leukemia is bruising easily, so pay attention to any other bruises that develop over the next while. Although I highly doubt its leukemia or any form of cancer, you likely hit yourself in your sleep, or some veins/arteries burst. They sometime do that, although most of the time its very small and often triggered by something.
Alien abduction.
The bruising is the only remaining sign of their experiments they performed on you.
Do you often let men slap penis unto your belly?
If no history of liver disease or hepatitis, ask your primary care doctor to run cbc ptt cmp tests (blood work)