Attention gentle reader, do not be afraid. I am Aegis, the impervious shield of everlasting. I have taken it upon myself to chronicle the events of the past month.

Let us begin this update in the place of birth of Aegis, the unconquerable shield of infinitude- Dynamis. Here my minions toil to gather more currencies needed to purchase more of my siblings.

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They have also taken Aegis, the indomitable shield of boundlessness above the clouds to fight the Shijin. Watch in astonishment as I effortlessly foil their attacks!

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We also had time to pit me, Aegis, the undaunted shield of eternity against the Jailer of Love. I scoff at his pitiable magics!

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Marvel as Aegis, the unvanquishable shield of imperishability triumphs over the wyrm Fafnir.

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Even the mightiest of creature fears the power of Aegis, the impregnable shield of immensity. The fires called forth by Tiamat could not singe me; I guess the meatbag pulled through the fight relatively unscathed as well.

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Watch as Aegis, the unyielding shield of ubiquity tames the foul Proto- Ultima! I severely doubt that any regular Lauan Shield that you can pick up for 100 gil could claim that!

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Even King Vinegaroon is not safe from the wrath of Aegis, the stalwart shield of immensurability.

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To Aegis, the unassailable shield of perpetuity, attacks from monsters are likened to hugs from one's elderly grandmother. Behold, as Khimaira's onslaught is rendered as a gesture of affection!

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The linkshell went to battle the Wyrmking. As no pictures exist of this confrontation, the memory of Aegis, the invincible shield of timelessness, will be used to render the occurrence.*

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*The recollections of Aegis, the invulnerable shield of vastitude, are 100% accurate. Anyone who wishes to disagree shall receive a shield bash to the face for his or her trouble.

For no apparent reason, Aegis, the very hard shield of a really long time, will now show you a bunch of frogs. Do not let anyone persuade you into thinking that I am not whimsical as well as indestructible.

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Notable loot for the month of February that is not as good as I, Aegis, resolute shield of sempiternity.

Congratulations to Alleya for Seveneyes and Herald's Gaiters.

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Congratulations to Gizmosan for Scout's Socks and Melee Gloves.

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Congratulations to Janice for Sorcerer's Gloves.

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Congratulations to Kuragarii for Seveneyes, Nashira Seraweels, Crimson Finger Gauntlets, and Hecatomb Cap.

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Congratulations to Michaera for Ace's Helm.

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Congratulations to Nickolias for Wyrm Greaves, Saotome Haidate, Warrior's Mask and Warrior's Mufflers.

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Congratulations to Nirokun for Nashira Crackows.

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Congratulations to Phildian for Ace's Helm.

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Congratulations to Senkhi for Monster Trousers, Monster Helm, Seiryu Sword, and Novio Earring.

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Congratulations to Septimus for Nashira Seraweels.

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Congratulations to Shiznicle for Warrior's Lorica and Warrior's Mufflers.

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Congratulations to Tearshang for Ace's Helm.

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Congratulations to Tonko for Nashira Gages.

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Congratulations to Warthog for Melee Gloves and Bahamut's Hose.

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Congratulations to Xavier for Shadow Ring.

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Congratulations to Yassin for Ace's Helm, Melee Gloves, Bahamut's Hose, Melee Gaiters, and Assassin's Poulaines.

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And what intrepid soul reached for the heights of greatness that is Aegis, the... um... sufficiently solid shield of really oldness, but who came close enough to be the February Loot Whore of the Month?

TENGAAR! Congratulations for Herald's Gaiters, Adaman Hauberk, and Ridill.

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The update written by Aegis, the Ford-tough shield of forever and ever is now finished, which is for the best, for I am running precariously low on synonyms for impervious and everlasting. Be gone now.